Hi James. Yeah I based the caption on the fact you live close to Australia and therefore would find it easy to order a pet snake, maybe next day delivery. Then of course the pet snake would secretly slither its way into your suitcase and wrap itself around your favourite hat and make an appearance at the Christmas party. But yes, of course you can come. Just bring a pork pie and a jar of pickled onions. And no trying a sneaky slow dance with our lady captioneers!
No snakes in New Zealand? I didn't know that. Thinking about the wildlife of New Zealand does anyone remember this clip of the oversexed kakapo parrot? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
That's pretty normal behaviour for us NZers Karyn. It's actually considered rude when you meet somebody for the first time and they don't try to shag you.
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Jeez, I'm a Kiwi, not a bloody Aussie. We don't even have snakes ... Can I please come to the Christmas party?
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Hi James. Yeah I based the caption on the fact you live close to Australia and therefore would find it easy to order a pet snake, maybe next day delivery. Then of course the pet snake would secretly slither its way into your suitcase and wrap itself around your favourite hat and make an appearance at the Christmas party. But yes, of course you can come. Just bring a pork pie and a jar of pickled onions. And no trying a sneaky slow dance with our lady captioneers!
9:09pm
No snakes in New Zealand? I didn't know that. Thinking about the wildlife of New Zealand does anyone remember this clip of the oversexed kakapo parrot? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
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That's pretty normal behaviour for us NZers Karyn. It's actually considered rude when you meet somebody for the first time and they don't try to shag you.
3:10am
Looks like this Christmas party is going to go with a bang!
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