"So Kermit, I was mayor of New York for over a decade, my personal wealth exceeds 50 billion dollars, I recently ran for President of the USA, and I've given over 2 billion dollars to various charities. What have you done with your life?" "I f*cked Miss Piggy."

last comments (total: 4)

Come on Kermit you know that's a porkie.

20/05/20
7:49am

OK, he porked her.

20/05/20
8:15am

Its a pig in a poke ordeal.

20/05/20
12:09pm

Phew, I thought Kermit was talking to Jeffrey Epstein for a minute there.

20/05/20
2:56pm

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