Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey with talking my dog - ======================================== "As Christian Grey entered the room, the first thing Anastasia thought of was.." -"Sausages." "Why Miss Steele, would you like to meet my work colleagues? They would like you to appraise their..." -"Sausages." "That night, after the party, Christian and his friends from work, gathered round Anastasia, in her bedroom. She had never seen so many." -"Sausages."