"Why the long face?" "They bought me a new cover, but now I look like a zebra, and all the other horses are laughing at me, and Polly, who I was totally going to shag, hooked up with Tornado, that bloody Spanish stallion, and one of my hooves is aching, I think it has a stone in it, and there's clover in my hay, I hate bloody clover, and..."

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Why did Polly go off with Tornado? - it's obvious that this guy has real charm.

18/08/20
2:39pm

Thank-you Glyn, I do have real charm. And what has Tornado got that I haven't? Apart from being big, and black, and muscular, and hung like a horse?

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19/08/20
6:37am

Hmmm...chemistry? No inferiority complex? Who knows the reasons why two horses decide to get together?

19/08/20
8:55am

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