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🎵 Never store your superglue next to your eye drops 🎵

That will make you sing the glues.--Willie Johnson

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Dave Bryan 17/09/20 11:07:00

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Yes Willie. It's called a perfect rhyme. Other examples are "she" and "she ", "tractor" and "tractor", and "Pope Benedict" and "Pope Benedict". There are probably more, but that's all I can think of at the moment. --James Lennox

Ahhh the old foreskin in the zip face.

Dan Nicholls 17/09/20 11:13:17

"Just say if the lamp's too bright"

Rachel P 17/09/20 11:09:25

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Maybe he's singing it.--Willie Johnson

Never store your Fiery Jack next to your Pile Cream. Nod to 12:00:07.

Chris Halliwell 17/09/20 12:04:11

Mark certainly added a new edge to 'Old Mcdonald Had A Farm' at the kids party.

Chris Keegan 17/09/20 11:00:22

Dave believed if he could only squint hard enough, an audience would be there when he opened his eyes.

Willie Johnson 17/09/20 11:41:04

"Next......"

Chris Keegan 17/09/20 11:03:13

His latest release

C CaMel 17/09/20 12:16:22

Bill's tendency to have spontaneous orgasms when he performed live was beginning to affect his career.

Stephen Bean 17/09/20 11:32:47

"Bloody hell Terry, did you really have to stop the song half way through just so you could share that fart?"

The Wolf 17/09/20 11:06:30

Rockstar 101 - only consort with overzealous groupies after you've finished playing.

Al Overy 17/09/20 11:02:31

"Shut the f*ck up Dave, this is the instrumental version"

The Wolf 17/09/20 11:00:55

A talented singer and guitarist, Tom also enjoyed playing with his organ...

The Wolf 17/09/20 11:00:10

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