"Hello students and welcome to your virtual sex education class on Zoom. To the left of me is Katie, my assistant for this presentation. Now, the first thing I'd like to point out is my penis which is currently in sleepy mode. This would look very different if Katie had bigger tits as displayed in the top left of your screen. These tits have strips of tape on them which some people like. Below them is the sphincter which has been enlarged and clearly shows it in 'undisturbed mode'. A smaller version of this is underneath with an arrow pointing to a pricking device which ultimately leads to different sphincter sizes ranging from small to that of an Essex girl which is displayed on the far bottom left."