Comrade Vlad really did have balls of steel, and they were put to good use. On the hour, every hour, a horse would strike its hoof against his chrome gonads. Sending a pitch perfect chime across the town. A town that couldn't afford watches or clocks, but strangely could afford metal testicle transplants.

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Said the town Mayor..

"Alright, I'll sign this as a public ordinance, but only if it's pitch perfect."

05/05/21
8:56pm

Sounds like that Bond villain "Baws"

07/05/21
10:43am

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