10 signs your kid wants to take over the world. 1. The mite will scale roofs. 2. They still function after losing their twin at 5000 feet. 3. They love to dig up old miners from Bognor Regis. 4. They will intercept snakes to find their rattles. 5. They sing David Bowie songs. 6. They love ‘nappy hour’, with loads of alcohol. 7. They dispose of their parents at tabletop sales. 8. Donald Trump will buy them between a five and ten quid. 9. They can draw better than Picasso. 10. They like a washing cycle and will get dry in an oven.

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….. Plus at least 50 more upcoming, daring, dangerous, escapades of a toddler dicing with death! Yaaay. 😉😂

16/08/21
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