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The way to get around this is to continue watching the porn movie but focus more on the other mothers in the orgy. You shouldn't need to instinctively protect yourself because after all your Mum's only doing what's natural and after all it is how you were conceived, okay maybe not from that particular orgy but still.

It's not as if your Mum's the Virgin Mary.

19/09/21
8:30am

Then after you discover a porn movie with your Dad in it, again you need to focus more on the other Dads in the orgy. You shouldn't need to instinctively protect yourself because after all your Dad's only doing what's natural and after all it is how you were conceived, okay maybe not from that particular orgy but still.

It's not as if your Dad's John the Baptist.

19/09/21
8:41pm

Then after you discover a porn movie with your Legal Guardian in it after your parents were killed in that freak dildo accident, again you need to focus on the other spread eagled legal guardians. You shouldn't need to instinctively protect yourself because your legal guardian is only doing what's natural.


It's not as if your legal guardian's Pontius Pilot.

20/09/21
1:47pm

Just so everyone is aware, the above is in no way my brain instinctively protecting itself after I read the word "15 inch dildo" from the caption. It didn't in any way bring memories flooding back from that fatal day full of dildos. No one should ever have to experience that. As a result more safety measures were put in place in regards to multiple dildos after that fateful day. Please be dildo safe. sad face

21/09/21
11:57am

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