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The Wolf 02/12/21 12:00:09

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"Just like my Bert, he was very tightfisted."

Tony Edwards 02/12/21 12:07:49

"Feel that ladies, rock hard." "Ooo, yes it is." "Beryl, dear, he means his arm."

James Lennox 02/12/21 12:44:39

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It's just a joke, but I debated posting it. I thought it was funny so I did.--Willie Johnson

He easily beat the crap out of both of them.

Scrijjy Doo 02/12/21 14:51:12

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That's only because Mildred and Agnes hadn't been on the steroid pump up juice otherwise they would have kicked the shit out of him three ways from Sunday--Glyn Evans

The Infirminator

Stephen Bean 02/12/21 12:03:12

"You poor dear, it does look terribly painful. Have you tried witch-hazel?"

Molly R 02/12/21 12:01:37

Biceptegenarians

Mr Dome 02/12/21 17:28:08

"I'll be back...with some K-Y jelly."

Scrijjy Doo 02/12/21 17:10:29

"What's that dear? Yes, I've eaten mussels. My Derek makes a delicious seafood pasta. What's that? You'll be back? Where are you going?"

Oliver Lindsay 02/12/21 12:29:20

''I wouldn't mind him giving me one.'' ''Has he brought some cakes with him?''

Dave Bryan 02/12/21 12:23:52

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Beefcake?--Glyn Evans

Pumping Ironing

C CaMel 02/12/21 19:21:26

When they looked lower down they both had a stroke.

Troompa Loompa 02/12/21 12:04:54

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