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[anon]
06/10/22
7:33am

True. However, after you've been on caption.me for a while you begin to get tired of the same old puns/jokes. It's good that captioneers are inventive and try mini stories, poems etc. It helps to prevent the site from becoming stale and repetitive.

06/10/22
7:47am

I've seen a preview of "Illegitimate"

One of the best bits is after ChopChop's been on a killing spree killing neighbours and family alike, Germaine has the family shotgun trained on ChopChop and she's trying to decide whether to shoot him, but the clown fetish is getting her erotically charged and she's trying to overcome it. ChopChop draws in closer.

Suddenly, Wendy the youngest child who's been hiding appears and says "Pop pop?"

ChopChop stop stops and looks at her with endearing fatherly eyes.

Wendy looks to Germaine angrily and screams "Pop, POP!"

Germaine shoots Wendy instead. ChopChop's surprised as he was expecting to be killed. As the rest of the family are already dead Germaine figures she can start afresh and with ChopChop as her personal enforcer by her side no one will mess with her.

Germaine and ChopChop live happily ever after...until the law catches up with them and it all ends in a Waco style siege.

06/10/22
9:29pm

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