The conservative Smith family live in the suburbs. ChopChop a travelling homicidal clown comes to town.
Little do the family know about Germaine's days visiting circuses indulging in her clown fetish and that is why ChopChop is here. He's come to reclaim the kids he never knew he had. Time has been lost and John was considered the more suitable parent, but ChopChop wants his kids even if he has to hack them to pieces. The Smiths' lives will change forever as ChopChop teaches the Smiths the true meaning of being a "home wrecker".
"Illegitimate" in cinemas this Halloween.
Edited 07:19:19
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7:33am
True. However, after you've been on caption.me for a while you begin to get tired of the same old puns/jokes. It's good that captioneers are inventive and try mini stories, poems etc. It helps to prevent the site from becoming stale and repetitive.
7:47am
I've seen a preview of "Illegitimate"
One of the best bits is after ChopChop's been on a killing spree killing neighbours and family alike, Germaine has the family shotgun trained on ChopChop and she's trying to decide whether to shoot him, but the clown fetish is getting her erotically charged and she's trying to overcome it. ChopChop draws in closer.
Suddenly, Wendy the youngest child who's been hiding appears and says "Pop pop?"
ChopChop stop stops and looks at her with endearing fatherly eyes.
Wendy looks to Germaine angrily and screams "Pop, POP!"
Germaine shoots Wendy instead. ChopChop's surprised as he was expecting to be killed. As the rest of the family are already dead Germaine figures she can start afresh and with ChopChop as her personal enforcer by her side no one will mess with her.
Germaine and ChopChop live happily ever after...until the law catches up with them and it all ends in a Waco style siege.
9:29pm