"At least you know where they are at all times and you no longer need to keep constant tabs on them, has this helped in any way with your inferiority complex and control issues?"
"No, I think if I turned them into a coat, there's no way they could run away. Now enough talk, get back into the Exmas tree and take your place in the formation you!"
I was thinking what would happen if The Human Centipede was turned into a Christmas movie. That movie does need a lot more tinsel in it.
The main antagonist could be an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend bearing a nasty little grudge against all of the folk they've previously been with (maybe they can't handle break ups like an adult etc) or even someone highly maladjusted that as a Christmas present to themself they've rounded up everyone that has ever offended them, no matter how slightly, to create what they consider as a price worth paying.
The Human Centipede 4: 'Tis the Season, not necessarily in cinemas at any time but it might be one day.
"At least you know where they are at all times and you no longer need to keep constant tabs on them, has this helped in any way with your inferiority complex and control issues?"
"No, I think if I turned them into a coat, there's no way they could run away. Now enough talk, get back into the Exmas tree and take your place in the formation you!"
12:53pm
CUTE AND CLEVER.
3:09pm
Glyn is the most Surrealist of us all.
7:50pm
I was thinking what would happen if The Human Centipede was turned into a Christmas movie. That movie does need a lot more tinsel in it.
The main antagonist could be an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend bearing a nasty little grudge against all of the folk they've previously been with (maybe they can't handle break ups like an adult etc) or even someone highly maladjusted that as a Christmas present to themself they've rounded up everyone that has ever offended them, no matter how slightly, to create what they consider as a price worth paying.
The Human Centipede 4: 'Tis the Season, not necessarily in cinemas at any time but it might be one day.
11:31am