I'd be wary because if Goldilocks is a thieving bastard she's more than likely lifted the boat without asking permission so whenever Baby Bear returns to shore depending who the boat belongs to, he might find himself mounted on a wall.
They might also be displeased with the mess that's left in the boat unless he throws Goldilocks overboard and drowns her but either which way he'll either look like he's stolen the boat completely by himself or that he's a savage bear with parts of Goldilock's mutiliated corpse and body fluids strewn about the boat.
Really Baby Bear should have thought this plan through 😱
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I'd be wary because if Goldilocks is a thieving bastard she's more than likely lifted the boat without asking permission so whenever Baby Bear returns to shore depending who the boat belongs to, he might find himself mounted on a wall.
They might also be displeased with the mess that's left in the boat unless he throws Goldilocks overboard and drowns her but either which way he'll either look like he's stolen the boat completely by himself or that he's a savage bear with parts of Goldilock's mutiliated corpse and body fluids strewn about the boat.
Really Baby Bear should have thought this plan through 😱
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