Well she has been doing late hours at the office, she's such a workaholic the thought that she might be having an affair never crossed my mind in the least.
Being a home husband, I'm only having an affair because she's not paying me enough attention. She's not been a good wife, that's what I'll say to her when she gets in.
Or alternatively I could go with "Surprise! Threesome!"
Oh God, I'm out of control. Thought I'd accidentally duped this then realised I hadn't.
Nod from 20:19:47 anyway for very similar wording (but a quite different theme).
7:24pm
Well she has been doing late hours at the office, she's such a workaholic the thought that she might be having an affair never crossed my mind in the least.
Being a home husband, I'm only having an affair because she's not paying me enough attention. She's not been a good wife, that's what I'll say to her when she gets in.
Or alternatively I could go with "Surprise! Threesome!"
10:15am