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Lois Lane's intention was to leave Superman but it appears she can only do it so far passive aggressively.

I'm sure armed with kryptonite she might have a much better chance.

I feel for you Lois, this is in no way spousal abuse 😉

There's no way it can be. Superman's a fictional character that you created in your mind. You needed someone to complain about as a coping mechanism for all those little frustrations you never dealt with.

It keeps Superman down trodden and also the reason he doesn't fly away from the bus stop, you won't will it. You can't have Superman being able to fly! He might leave you!

In your mind clipping his wings means that you will always be there for him to rely on...forever and ever and ever and ever.

It must be true love 😂

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