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I'm in. Do you take buttcoin?

13/11/24
8:03pm

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“Dragons, I’m looking for a £100,000 investment for a 20% stake in my business, MegaMerkins.com “ [C CaMel]

Talk about a Hum-Bugger!

[anon]

13/11/24
7:28pm

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Step 1:- Make one of these. Step 2:- Tell your kids it’s Santa. Step 3:- Drown him in the Mop Bucket. Step 4:- Tell the kids there won’t be any presents this year. Follow me for more tips on how to pay your gas bill this Christmas. [Neil Mackenzie]

Creative, caption author 😁

I imagine if Sausage Party were to be set in Glasgow this might be the result.

The Mars Bar cocooned in golden batter survived the boiling hot fat dip, but the screams you hear are not the muffled ones of him being munched down afterwards 😱

Glyn Evans

13/11/24
5:22pm

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Now children it was a dark and rainy night when an innocent Mars bar was plucked from his box. His shiny clothes were ripped from him and completely naked he was plunged into fish smelling batter. Did he drown? No! much worse. He was lifted out thinking he was to be spared, only to be dropped into boiling hot fat. They say his screams can be heard to this day if you pass that chip shop in Glasgow. [Neil Mackenzie]

Very nicely put caption author 🤗

With the previous comments about gender dynamics or not, nobody seems to have noticed how fat the bulb muncher actually is.

That is not a wall they are submerged in, it is their own body...but I'm sure someone out there loves them very much 😘😍

Glyn Evans

13/11/24
5:09pm

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This is my current girlfriend [Mr Dome]

"Or... Danny BurRheato.

[anon]

12/11/24
2:22pm

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Danny Burrito [James Lennox]

The Croissants agreed he talked a lot of Crepe.

[anon]

12/11/24
10:50am

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“Blimey, I thought the Waffle talked a load of crap.” [Ian Skelding]

Beauty is in the eye of the bulbholder

(caption author)

12/11/24
10:28am

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This is my current girlfriend [Mr Dome]

Coffee Cake'rs.

[anon]

12/11/24
9:20am

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“Right class, let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves” Muffin: “I’m Gregg” Doughnut: “I’m Gregg” Croissant: “I’m Gregg” “Seems like we are Greggs” [Ben Samuel]

"No, she's just a woman who looks like a guy.

She does get treated better because of her looks though.

It's a men's, and women who look like men's world after all"

Glyn Evans