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Wait lifting
Wait lifting
Boycie
Nobody was surprised by her dress. Rumours had been circulating for a long time that she had something in the oven.
Nobody was surprised by her dress. Rumours had been circulating for a long time that she had something in the oven.
Dave Bryan
"Ok, so Ill organise the church, the guest list, the reception venue, the menu, the flowers, and the photos. Dave, you can sort the transport."
"Ok, so I'll organise the church, the guest list, the reception venue, the menu, the flowers, and the photos. Dave, you can sort the transport."
James Lennox
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
Dave Bryan
Ever since theyd stopped doing 2 for 1 at the Drive-in Movies, people had been trying it on.
Ever since they'd stopped doing 2 for 1 at the Drive-in Movies, people had been trying it on.
Al Overy
Im really sorry, darling. Im just not used to cooking with gas.
''I'm really sorry, darling. I'm just not used to cooking with gas.''
Dave Bryan
Luckily, there was a Constable nearby.
Luckily, there was a Constable nearby.
Vanessa the Guesser
Dembe was beginning to regret having a water meter installed.
Dembe was beginning to regret having a water meter installed.
Dave Bryan
"And heres 4,999 I prepared earlier."
"And here's 4,999 I prepared earlier."
James Lennox
A Tail of Two Kitties
A Tail of Two Kitties
Tony Edwards
"Just a heads up, guys, Ozzy Osbourne is visiting the ward today."
"Just a heads up, guys, Ozzy Osbourne is visiting the ward today."
Vanessa the Guesser
When you get drunk, try to jump over something you shouldnt, stumble, land awkwardly on an unsuspecting wombat who gets wedged up your arse so you have to waddle home and get your mum to pull it out... Weve all been there.
When you get drunk, try to jump over something you shouldn't, stumble, land awkwardly on an unsuspecting wombat who gets wedged up your arse so you have to waddle home and get your mum to pull it out... We've all been there.
James Lennox
“These are all my previous boyfriends.” “Ah, this is your Exmas tree.”
“These are all my previous boyfriends.”
“Ah, this is your Exmas tree.”
Ian Skelding
"Do not laugh fair maiden, giant tiddly winks is a very serious sport"
"Do not laugh fair maiden, giant tiddly winks is a very serious sport"
Glyn Evans
I ain’t afraid of no goats
I ain’t afraid of no goats
Julia Kinsey
"Angus,I caught your dog trying to shag one of those." "Och, he was just fuc*ing aboot."
"Angus,I caught your dog trying to shag one of those."
"Och, he was just fuc*ing aboot."
John Glover
"looks like youre in for the high jump Gus. And the seesaw, and the traffic cones, and that tunnel thing."
"looks like you're in for the high jump Gus. And the seesaw, and the traffic cones, and that tunnel thing."
Karen McDonald
I dont mind you identifying as a dog, Dave, but Im not having you sniffing my butt in the supermarket.
''I don't mind you identifying as a dog, Dave, but I'm not having you sniffing my butt in the supermarket.''
Dave Bryan
Ive fooled you once again, Mr Bond
I've fooled you once again, Mr Bond
Mr Dome
The Nudey Blues.
The Nudey Blues.
Karen McDonald
Day one at the Police Training Academy.
Day one at the Police Training Academy.
Vanessa the Guesser
Mr Davies, thank you for providing the stool sample, please pop in to see us ASAP.
Mr Davies, thank you for providing the stool sample, please pop in to see us ASAP.
C CaMel
"GETa GROOM."
"GET'a GROOM."
Greg Curtis
Upon losing, he began screaming, shouting and rolling on the floor, which was disgraceful behaviour for a 65 year old town councillor.
Upon losing, he began screaming, shouting and rolling on the floor, which was disgraceful behaviour for a 65 year old town councillor.
Al Overy
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