	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	42	34	#294
Comments	3	9	5	#102
Tips			12	#3

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	36	#303
Comments
Tips

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captions

	"Someone gave me a thumbs down for my caption!!!" 06/12/06 1:06:17	17

	"...so yeah, my wife left me" 08/09/22 19:53:10	14

	The new donor card logo 30/10/07 1:39:31	11

	Well at least he has learnt his lesson from the microwave incident 14/10/07 16:42:14	10

	Pimp my Goose [CH4, 9:00pm Fri] 03/12/06 15:05:10	9

	Unfortunately racism is still a problem in certain areas of Britain. 17/11/06 22:07:32	9

	Gotham city leads the way with their criminal mastermind rehabilitation program 06/11/07 0:38:34	8

	1) Fast Spin 2) Super-fast spin 3) Bad dog 26/09/07 20:15:32	7

	Behold, my weather machine! No-one can stop me from mildly disrupting the times people hang out their washing!!! 21/09/07 22:17:00	7

	Ah so the British summer is here again! 23/05/08 0:25:39	6

	"...well?" "No, sorry I still prefer Lemon Blast to Alpine Fresh" 06/04/08 1:32:58	6

	For the last time Kev it's left foot, right foot, spin round and head to the f**king right!! 06/11/07 0:36:31	6

	Drop the treasure chest at the payphone in the park at 3pm or say goodbye to your son. 07/10/07 23:29:29	6

	Rick had been held back quite a few years in school but he didn't mind, it just made it easier to get the other kids' lunch money. 26/09/07 21:06:13	6

	HI DADDY! 09/09/07 13:55:46	4 14

	Sorry bout your pet mate but I was sure it was dogs that always land on their feet! 11/10/07 21:49:30	1 8

	Santa decides to take revenge on the malicious kids that had lit the fireplace 21/12/06 0:33:02	1 8

	Please tell me that priest had a money back guarantee 09/09/22 8:20:36	5

	Thank god he fitted window-wipers! 01/04/08 17:13:57	5

	The 'Tour de France' officials regret welcoming amateur riders 14/10/07 16:25:17	5

	I don't believe it! Someone has scratched my trolley with their door again!! 11/09/07 21:59:54	5

	Rejected Bond Villain No. 3 24/11/06 19:45:08	5

	...and you're sure that all the hot chicks go to this class? 17/11/06 19:37:41	5

	Oh God, I think this just gave me Diabetes. 01/12/08 22:25:30	4

	...."You want the other end?" 06/08/08 20:46:03	4

	Tomtom: "Keep right on M876"...CRASH!!..."You have changed your destination to Falkirk general hospital, would you like the quickest route?" 03/04/08 18:16:13	4

	Darling, you REALLY need to trim your bush. 13/03/08 19:30:57	4

	There were 5 other family members but they have long since sunk into the duvet 26/09/07 21:01:30	4

	Warning, over-complicated signs may cause distraction whilst driving. 02/05/07 22:43:25	4

	Jim had underestimated how hungry his ducks were when he filled the bucket with bread-crumbs. 27/01/07 13:47:02	4

	Due to a shortage in firefighters, cardboard cutouts have been deployed around bush fires to reassure the general public. 27/12/06 16:19:58	4

	Jane's attempt at 'the robot' wasnt impressing anyone 17/11/06 21:59:12	4

	....if she hits that power cable we're having burgers tonight kids. 27/03/08 23:29:27	1 6

	The government are warning parents this Christmas that sleeping babies can bear a striking resemblance to a plucked turkey. 21/12/06 0:24:55	1 6

	Doctors are becoming concerned about the mental health of Bob Geldof 22/07/09 21:15:42	3

	With the French, even altitude can go on strike. 01/02/09 5:23:43	3

	More vodka for Mr.Yeltsin 21/01/09 0:13:20	3

	Big Bird always knew he was a little different 20/01/09 23:59:50	3

	...but when they found a man inside they all started to question their existence 20/10/08 22:16:27	3

	Transformers 2 - Origins 03/10/08 18:19:00	3

	Crouching tiger not so hidden dragon 16/09/08 17:44:32	3

	Have you seen the state of those toilets?? Oh it's OK I'll just go in the woods 15/11/07 22:52:32	3

	Dave eventually conceded that the piggy-back ride should have been the other way around 15/11/07 22:31:26	3

	"I've seen this on a movie once honey...their vision is dependant on movement, we should stop" - Jim Biggs (1966 - 2007) 13/09/07 0:35:27	3

	But mum, why can't I put this one on the tree...it is SOOO bland in here! 27/12/06 16:05:19	3

	".............the timing guy aint coming back is he?" 06/12/06 0:32:48	3

	Oh look, a needle! 27/10/07 1:22:25	2 7

	Oh God, Oh God, Oh God...I definitely shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms. CHRIST I'M A PANDA!! 19/10/07 17:36:00	2 7

	"Don't worry mate it may be cramped now but a lot of these guys haven't noticed that low bridge coming up" 05/02/08 23:45:04	1 5

	Controversial new ad campaign: "Parking on double yellows is for pussies!" 11/10/07 21:55:57	1 5

	The lads all took their shirt off in the hope she would follow suit. 12/07/07 18:30:58	1 5

	The new STD awareness campaign 01/12/06 0:53:24	1 5

	"and you said this 3d printer was going to be a waste of money...well I bet you feel silly now!! " 10/09/22 21:40:10, edited: 10/09/22 21:44:01	2

last comments (total: 4)

Wisdom indeed.

Not submitting a caption makes me feel I've failed. The trick is to accept that I have. Not easy with an ego like mine.

But it's worth the restraint. I've never regretted walking away, but I have often looked back and wondered what i was thinking with some captions - particularly if someone else has already written a cracker.