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For the furnishings, we went to BIKEA
05/05/12 19:03:09
Of course I write in small letters - I'm anti-capitalist
24/10/11 10:01:26
After eight hours, the submarine finally got the better of Eric
03/08/11 10:04:48
A bicycle, often called a bike (and sometimes referred to as a "pushbike", "pedal bike", "pedal cycle", or "cycle", is a human-powered, pedal-driven, single-track vehicle, having two wheels attached to a frame, one behind the other. A person who rides a bicycle is called a cyclist, or bicyclist.What, I should get my captions from Sickipedia? I thought you said Wikipedia.
05/05/12 19:09:31
Someone had clearly lost their bearing
14/01/12 11:00:49
A pane in the arse
10/11/11 12:27:09
Why not see a shrink? ...
03/09/11 10:25:34
So, there really is a Fashion Police?
17/05/12 19:00:45
Disabled driver
21/04/12 11:56:37
Well, Gentlemen, I think that proves conclusively that the way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach
17/03/12 20:10:17
If you see that BBC weatherman, tell him I've just had to sweep three feet of "mild with a gentle breeze" from my drive
17/12/11 11:03:50
About to Kermit a driving offence
04/10/11 10:00:19
Keep taking the tablets, love
24/09/11 10:00:23
That’s my little pecker
15/05/12 19:00:13
I’d recognise him anywhere, Officer - he had a small mole on back of his knee
13/05/12 10:01:00
Up the Arsenal!
01/05/12 19:00:08
The lads were dressing them with their eyes
18/07/11 10:05:55
The Costa cruise captain had been told not to leave his post
01/05/12 10:04:58
I like duck, but I couldn’t eat a hole one
29/12/11 20:00:12
Harry was a ledge-end
15/05/12 10:00:12
Self-raising flower
14/05/12 10:01:17
Interflora said "Say it with flowers," so I sent some to my mother-in-law
31/03/12 19:32:22
Mutt-a bike
27/02/12 11:00:24
To be politically correct, the Council decided to write "Do Not Write on this Wall" in every language
27/01/12 11:03:01
So you're not going out, then?
11/09/11 11:17:41
Travelpodge
01/09/11 10:05:20
Man-icure
05/08/11 10:06:07
"So, it's Good Easter from me""And it's Good Easter from him"
23/04/11 11:41:30
When I asked if you had protection, I meant a raincoat
27/08/11 10:05:19
Flap Jack
26/08/11 10:02:30
Reverse? I said we need back-up.
24/08/11 10:25:11
Gran's Hatch
22/08/11 10:01:29
Man-Nikon
10/07/11 15:26:27
Two fans who attended the Whitney Houston concert obviously didn’t listen to the news
23/02/12 11:00:22
No fillings, Mum – just three crowns
26/01/12 11:00:18
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Extinguished Guests ...
09/11/11 16:38:11
OK, Sir, now empty your other pocket
23/09/11 10:00:39
Have YOU lost a finger recently in an accident that wasn't your fault? ...
22/09/11 10:01:09
With a Howitzer hidden inside, Jesus was ready for the Romans this time
21/08/11 10:53:18
And Sergeant Smith here is running to raise money for The Society for Sufferers from Excessive Earwax
16/05/12 10:13:32
Kinder garden
14/05/12 10:10:22
Swede wins the No-ball Prize
13/05/12 10:08:30
An ageing Leonardo DiCaprio waits patiently for Kate Winslet to come back for him
01/05/12 10:00:27
The number of the feast
04/02/12 20:03:28
I’ll get my clothes off, Harold – I never realised these Viking re-enactments were so realistic
27/12/11 11:00:28
In this week's Frozen Planet, Sir David Attenborough finds a six-month-old lime jelly mousse at the back of his fridge
23/11/11 20:01:53
Thirteen cents? Gee, that's darned cheap!
19/11/11 20:05:01
OK, so it is the red wire you cut
10/11/11 14:32:39
Anne Robinson plans new budget airline
29/10/11 19:02:10
Family ties
30/09/11 10:04:58
Well, Harry had always wanted a flat-screen TV
16/09/11 10:00:34
Smoking jacket
11/09/11 11:34:18
Sex at Glastonbury is OK, Maureen, but this is Ladies' Day at Ascot
27/08/11 10:58:57
If anyone has just impediment as to why this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, please press the red button now
19/08/11 10:01:58
Maybe I should have worn a red carnation
26/07/11 10:07:08
Well, you wouldn't expect David Blunkett to take the photographs, would you?
15/04/11 10:01:16
Dual hairbags
30/11/10 11:07:11
No-sea parker
16/05/12 21:30:13
Jeremy Clarkson proudly displays his trophies
05/05/12 19:00:12
Wet Wet Wet
07/03/12 20:02:42
As ever, bankers remain silent on bonuses
28/01/12 11:00:29
World's largest ladies' toilet opens in Glasgow
24/01/12 11:02:55
Of course she's hanging on tightly - she's my self-grip wench
27/12/11 11:14:24
Before I risk death in battle, Darling, I just have to know why you've got a toilet seat strapped to your waist
27/12/11 11:13:40
Witch direction?
29/10/11 19:00:58
OK, who put Viagra in my hair shampoo?
20/10/11 10:01:18
Then my husband said, "I can't see any crocodiles in this damned aquarium. I'll have a closer look."
29/09/11 13:48:58
It went well with the ladder in her stocking
25/09/11 10:00:59
I'd leave 50p under the plate, but I don't believe in fly-tipping
31/08/11 10:04:31
His Master's Vice
08/08/11 10:03:24
Derek felt a little down in the mouth
09/07/11 10:04:51
The Press finds new ways of eavesdropping on celebrities
08/07/11 10:07:48
A young Lance Armstrong admits to taking Calpol
21/05/11 10:02:42
Alicia was a flower deranger
07/03/10 11:01:12
Ear whacks
04/03/10 11:36:17
Side burns
11/12/09 11:49:21
Suddenly, Leonardo da Vinci had an idea for a completely new means of transport
18/05/12 10:00:07
Rust in Peace
12/04/12 11:17:44
Billy the Skid
29/03/12 19:00:58
Grate Draine
08/02/12 20:00:36
Maiden voyage
07/02/12 20:01:40
Mirror, mirror, on the mall …
14/01/12 11:00:24
And hurry up with that photo - I can't stay like this for ever
13/01/12 20:01:30
We'd better film those polar bear cubs in the garage
17/12/11 11:00:34
Thinking inside the box
02/12/11 11:00:41
Feeling suicidal, Eric was thinking of becoming a pizza and topping himself
18/11/11 11:05:11
Mask-ear-aid
12/11/11 20:00:40
The Mental Hospital raised funds by running its own call centre
22/10/11 19:26:05
Bullseye!
22/10/11 10:10:13
I'm trying to type in c aptio ns, but something keeps hit ting th e sp a ce bar
14/10/11 19:45:04
Well done, lads - now we can pick up the Wales v France match on the telly.
14/10/11 12:09:44
After the top three guys had been binge-eating on Cadbury's and Lindt all night, everybody was waiting for the chocolate fountain to begin
14/10/11 10:26:54
Hey, we're supposed to be outside the Duke of York pub
14/10/11 10:02:10
Penny farting
28/09/11 10:01:58
I most certainly did not suggest an afternoon of text
15/09/11 10:00:37
When a porcupine sneezes ...
11/09/11 10:07:41
Divorces are escalating
19/08/11 10:00:37
Debbie had made chewing her fingernails into an art form
05/08/11 10:03:00
Of course Derek had really wanted cat nav
23/07/11 10:23:17
And Catherine had specifically asked William not to land the helicopter in the garden
15/07/11 10:34:57
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Yes, ta.
comment on caption: Billy the Skid [Rob Falconer]
Sherpa Tenzing, How did he get his caravan up there?
comment on caption: Sherpa Relaxing(not Tensing) [Rob Falconer]
The caravan? It was Brian Blessed's back pack.
Very good The [forum thread] in question, for those who've not seen
comment on caption: A bicycle, often called a bike (and sometimes referred to as a "pushbike", "pedal bike", "pedal cycle", or "cycle", is a human-powered, pedal-driven, single-track vehicle, having two wheels attached to a frame, one behind the other. A person who rides a bicycle is called a cyclist, or bicyclist.What, I should get my captions from Sickipedia? I thought you said Wikipedia. [Rob Falconer]
Bicycles, Daleks, X ray photos, Office workers, I dread to think what is coming next!
comment on caption: Cath’s menstrual cycle was driving her up the wall [Rob Falconer]
I know the feeling Cath. I've had an encounter with the bash Pete kids and been taken up the back passage by somebody called Michael. What next indeed!
2 gags in one, love it.
some good captions on this pic rob 38 of them at last count you really must get out on a saturday night lol .
comment on caption: For the furnishings, we went to BIKEA [Rob Falconer]
Clever! x
comment on caption: Self-raising flower [Rob Falconer]
Super.....well thought!
comment on caption: So, there really is a Fashion Police? [Rob Falconer]
email us
Yes, ta.
8:11pm
comment on caption:
Billy the Skid [Rob Falconer]
Sherpa Tenzing, How did he get his caravan up there?
11:43pm
comment on caption:
Sherpa Relaxing
(not Tensing) [Rob Falconer]
The caravan? It was Brian Blessed's back pack.
9:31am
comment on caption:
Sherpa Relaxing
(not Tensing) [Rob Falconer]
Very good
The [forum thread] in question, for those who've not seen
7:18pm
comment on caption:
A bicycle, often called a bike (and sometimes referred to as a "pushbike", "pedal bike", "pedal cycle", or "cycle", is a human-powered, pedal-driven, single-track vehicle, having two wheels attached to a frame, one behind the other. A person who rides a bicycle is called a cyclist, or bicyclist.
What, I should get my captions from Sickipedia? I thought you said Wikipedia. [Rob Falconer]
Bicycles, Daleks, X ray photos, Office workers, I dread to think what is coming next!
10:15pm
comment on caption:
Cath’s menstrual cycle was driving her up the wall
[Rob Falconer]
I know the feeling Cath. I've had an encounter with the bash Pete kids and been taken up the back passage by somebody called Michael. What next indeed!
11:59pm
comment on caption:
Cath’s menstrual cycle was driving her up the wall
[Rob Falconer]
2 gags in one, love it.
9:59am
comment on caption:
Cath’s menstrual cycle was driving her up the wall
[Rob Falconer]
some good captions on this pic rob 38 of them at last count you really must get out on a saturday night lol .
8:41pm
comment on caption:
For the furnishings, we went to BIKEA [Rob Falconer]
Clever! x
11:30am
comment on caption:
Self-raising flower [Rob Falconer]
Super.....well thought!
5:59am
comment on caption:
So, there really is a Fashion Police? [Rob Falconer]