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Lyarna Manley

Miss Lyarna Elizabeth Manley

CEO, Proprietor & Founder of Porner Shop™ Inc.

Caption Wins:5

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Burnley

Signed Up:15 years ago

Profile Viewed:4 times this week

Super Votes:Quota: 12

Quotas and Scores

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Caption	10		0	0			0	0			284	573	150
Photo	10		0	0			0	0			0	0
Comment	3		0	0			0	0			177	1	107
Suggested Edit	2		0	0			0	0			0	0
Forum Post			0	0			0	0			23	0

Voting Record

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Caption	0			0			477	166

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Cliff was holding the fort.

...and that's the way the crook is rumbled!

"Paddy...when I asked for a sign that was 4 feet high I wasn't expecting this!"

"Don't worry about the children darling, I can see the apartment from here, what's the worst that could happen?"

Grindependence Day.

"I'm sorry officer but they was mocking me"

X marks the squat.

"I think it's about time you started using those nose trimmers Dad"

I came across this sign t'other day while I was picking up some dog shit when I thought to myself.....I probably should get a dog.

What a total egit... there's one unlocked further down!

The murder weapon was found nearby, it was one stone.

A Snack of the Clones.

Apparently Geppetto has not sexually abused Pinocchio as of yet. Touch wood.

Ross decided to take off his glasses because it made him look harder.

Phil's penis enlarger finally arrived from Ebay.

"I don't like chicken but my Nandos"

"Well, I like candles.....and.....I like skulls but......which one is better? There's only one way to find out.......FIIIGGGHHHTTTTTT!"

Spider-Man ought to do more Green Goblin'

"How did you do that?" "Caerphilly"

♫ The tide is high but I'm holding on ♫

1 in 4 thugs prefers to take the Mickey.

The Amish Top Gear.

Alan caught himself in The Mirror.

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"

It's a bitch trying to untangle him after the YMCA

Harry caught a Birds Eye.

"The animals went in 4x4, hurrahhhh hurrahhhh"

Bill Oddie hell, what's happened ere then?

Sally took the opportunity to propose with a leap this year.

The Bait Escape.

Monk and Disorderly.

Kevin had a gut wrenching moment. He couldn't remember if he'd packed his wife's curling tongs on their way for an overnight stay at Pontins.

Well everything was fine when I took the picture... ...then she got a bee in her bonnet.

"Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss JOHNNY 5!"

What an attention Sikher.

John was unimpressed with his mates for teabagging him during the night.

Turdo Diesel Injection.

David Croc'ate.

"Excuse me sir, I've got a scone to pick with you"

After years of nail biting suspense, anxiety, torment, sleepless nights and expensive therapy..... I finally find out how he gets to Sesame Street >:|

"I told you not to feed it after midnight!!!"

I'd just got in the car with my 5 year old when my neighbour suddenly shouted "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER!" I thought to myself, who the bloody hell do they think they are!? "Stop the car son"

"Hey come back! That's my wife!" ...shouted the Tin Man