super vote: ( left this week)
"Baby, please don't dump me! I swear... I didn't know wearing mismatched socks was a deal-breaker... I promise I'll change!"
11/12/08 4:41:21
Que?!! You got me McDonalds???!! I said "Yo quero Taco Bell" goddamnit!!!
30/11/08 0:53:00
I'm choking... why won't anyone help?!
09/06/16 22:38:03
Somebody fertilized her Easter egg...
30/11/08 2:36:28
"Christ, I was just trying to get some free phone service... I didn't think they would crucify me!"
28/11/08 5:42:23
(scratch scratch scratch)"Hey, smell my finger..."
30/11/08 1:05:56
R Kelly autograph
11/05/09 1:05:42
"This is your pilot speaking... We have just enough jet fuel to get us to the scene of the crash..."
07/12/08 20:21:54
"Hurry up and pierce it before I change my mind..."
30/11/08 1:23:08
During quarantine when they said not to touch your face-Me:
13/03/22 13:43:40
"MeOW!!! The woman in the Pilates video makes it look so easy!"
30/11/08 1:19:00
Will sniff butts for food.
12/09/13 12:40:33
Just another statistic...
10/04/09 2:08:29
"I know I should have gotten the clear Acuvue contacts but these cosmetic man-eye ones were just too cool to pass up!"
11/12/08 5:08:58
"Dude, is the tub really necessary?? Can't we just, like, blow the dust out of your Nintendo games?"
04/12/08 2:09:54
CAUTION: WET PAINT!
13/12/14 7:50:16
Fashion didn't make sense back then either.
12/09/13 12:12:49
"Hooray... We own America!"
31/10/11 20:35:06
*Street Ninjas(aka Free Running)is increasingly popular in the UK... However this particular one has not yet mastered his tuck & roll.*See YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RA6TmDtvCQ
10/04/09 1:55:44
"Tactical voters keep voting me down... good bye cold, cruel world..."
07/12/08 23:00:01
"What's the matter, Liz?""Ugh, Shoulda used Preparation H..."
30/11/08 2:25:33
For less than your morning cup of tea, you can provide little Pooja with fresh water, food, rent, shoes, matching clothes, a Barbie bike equipped with rainbow tassels, basket, training wheels, and smooth roads. Please donate today.
21/12/11 8:39:21
Drop Dead Gorgeous
20/07/11 6:10:13
See what happens, Santa, when you trade milk and cookies for crystal meth?
27/12/10 2:56:13
People from all walks of life can appreciate Paris Hilton's new clothing line.
07/12/08 20:14:46
Is that a lump of coal in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?
04/12/23 6:13:56
Buncha Pansy Asses.
01/10/22 15:45:03
My pussy is so pretty!
comment on photo:
Mmm it's quite hairy, but none-the-less, you certainly do have a very pretty pussy.
Aye, she doesn't like getting wet or being shaved either.
My furry daughter, Baby... we love to cuddle!
... And what's with all the Korean dog-eating jokes? I'm not super butt-hurt about it... just saying, I'm of South Korean descent and never feasted on Fido... though it'd probably taste better than Head Cheese (which I've also never feasted on).
comment on tip: Be kind to thy fellow captioneer...
It's shocking what some mothers have to resort to.
comment on caption: Will sniff butts for food. [SHA SHA]
"...because that IS NOT the international choking sign."
comment on caption: I'm choking... why won't anyone help?! [SHA SHA]
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My pussy is so pretty!
3:53pm
comment on photo:
Mmm it's quite hairy, but none-the-less, you certainly do have a very pretty pussy.
12:20am
comment on photo:
Aye, she doesn't like getting wet or being shaved either.
12:32am
comment on photo:
My furry daughter, Baby... we love to cuddle!
7:30pm
comment on photo:
... And what's with all the Korean dog-eating jokes? I'm not super butt-hurt about it... just saying, I'm of South Korean descent and never feasted on Fido... though it'd probably taste better than Head Cheese (which I've also never feasted on).
6:15pm
comment on tip:
Be kind to thy fellow captioneer...
It's shocking what some mothers have to resort to.
5:42pm
comment on caption:
Will sniff butts for food. [SHA SHA]
"...because that IS NOT the international choking sign."
10:10am
comment on caption:
I'm choking... why won't anyone help?! [SHA SHA]