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	clever Fairy light 21/08/21 13:32:02	9

	She actually wanted a goth T-shirt 19/08/21 20:33:23	9

	Are you still going on about that bloody pike, Derek? 12/08/21 7:04:38	9

	Free transport provided for all Nike workers 29/07/21 7:17:40	9

	The Wilsons on holiday with their son after he was involved in a life-changing steamroller accident 15/07/21 7:28:14	9

	One shit wonder 13/04/21 7:09:22	9

	He suffers from premature extermination 09/11/20 20:27:08	9

	Linda wanted to enjoy her holiday and ice cream, and the trees and the bushes, as well as the fence and the people in the background, and her flowery hat and the mountains, blue sky and clouds and the shadows they cast, her bobbed, blonde (likely dyed) hair, her v neck t-shirt with some yellow detail, her freckled chest, her wrinkly hands and ring, her mac and rocky path as well as the dry soil and sunshine, but she couldn't as there was no Mona Lisa to caption. 07/11/20 8:12:41	3 9
HOW DARE YOU? YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE 2 HAPPY SPIDERS UNDER THE TREE. --The Wolf
	The typical husband scenario. His dog looks up to him, but his wife looks down on him 23/09/20 7:11:56	9

	Pouch potato 24/08/20 11:03:40	9

	- Did it hurt when he came out? - Not really. Deep down I always knew he was gay 26/07/20 9:38:16	9

	Dressed to kill 01/05/20 11:14:16	9

	Lockdown had finally turned Dave into a sad and lonely man as he started doing jigsaws 29/04/20 11:37:00	9

	Brother David do you find your unfeasibly enormous left foot hinders you? 25/02/20 22:45:11	2 9
There's trouble afoot! --Scrijjy Doo
	Ahh Tick Monkeys 23/01/20 8:14:30	9

	Gulliver finally found Australia 03/12/19 20:10:36	9

	Kelly Osborne's looking far happier these days 28/11/19 12:16:47	9

	Please be seathead 20/07/19 7:58:38	9

	Popeye and a bloke with big arms 21/06/19 19:23:19	9

	Warwick you should really audition for another part 23/03/19 8:04:51	9

	On one hand it looks like it's a male, but on the other hand it could be female 19/02/19 8:49:51	9

	Sole food 10/08/18 19:57:43	9

	Dave searched high and low to find this but he still couldn't find her clematis 24/07/18 19:22:06	9

	Next 06/06/18 19:42:54	9

	lol What a weird looking cock! And what's in the jar? 06/05/18 7:18:47	9

	clever Learning to cross the road safely by a Belushi Beacon 01/05/18 19:30:04	9

	Dave felt really hot in his costume - he loved his yellow dress 09/04/18 8:09:35	1 9
Nice misdirection. --Greg Curtis
	Shittles - taste the rainbow of fruit flavours 02/04/18 7:02:33	9

	Blazing Saddos 29/03/18 5:52:29	9

	I said I wanted you to paint my porch pink!! 25/01/18 20:05:24	9

	Sofa king lazy 23/01/18 20:17:11	9

	Hairy Krishna 16/01/18 12:01:21	9

	Being of a certain age, Mavis was embarrassed by her flushes 05/01/18 8:08:14	9

	I find all this a little bazaar 22/11/17 9:33:16	9

	Balan Singh 18/11/17 8:24:08	9

	Following the robbery, the police are looking for a male, mid-20s, average build, with mousey hair 28/07/17 7:47:07	2 9

	Old-age Mutant Human Turtles 14/02/17 9:30:49	9

	On Wednesdays anyone can roll up 07/12/16 20:55:26	1 9

	creative x2 BEEEEEEP 'WOULD THOSE SWIMMERS WEARING BLUE BANDS YOUR TIME IS UP! THAT'S BLUE BANDS PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY OUT OF THE POOL' 04/12/16 12:32:54	9

	Big Dave never knew if he was coming or going 09/11/16 13:35:26	1 9

	creative 'And coming up next on Blue Peter, we'll show you how you can turn your old footwear into a scary Jason mask for Halloween' 03/08/16 11:04:21	9

	Nigel decided the dancefloor is where he'd make his next move 13/07/16 1:48:31	2 9
Finally a good caption for this pic lol --Ross Davidson
	''Hello darling. Yes the bastard traffic police have impounded my wheelchair again' 13/08/15 0:56:48	9

	It's a strange place to pick up girls 14/11/24 12:30:54	8

	We must be on Christmas Island 15/10/24 7:05:01	8

	Jeanetically modified plants 05/08/24 7:36:01	8

	Do you know how to tuna radio? 03/08/24 13:53:51	8

	🎵 Cisterns are doing it for themselves 19/07/24 7:52:31	8

	I called you here to tell you to back off my patch and sell your drugs elsewhere. You don't want to make anemone out of me 22/06/24 8:02:18	8

	She loved Dave as he was well hung 24/05/24 20:08:25	8

	creative All the others kept running intensely but over time Bruce Waned 03/05/24 11:03:46	2 8

	Dave. I think you need to see a doc about your peanut allergy 18/03/24 12:16:32	8

	This is sole destroying 15/01/24 8:13:25	8

	I went to see several Indian doctors (Apache, Blackfoot, Arapaho etc) who said I would probably live but they all had their reservations 09/01/24 12:21:39	8

	How the other half live 07/01/24 12:01:41, edited: 07/01/24 12:02:09	8

	I'll give you a knight you'll never forget 22/12/23 20:06:55	8

	No heavy petting 15/12/23 9:09:52	8

	The roads were chocka 18/08/23 7:10:36	8

	Support for the Pride movement has recently mushroomed 19/07/23 11:14:07	8

	World record number of people in a bath at the same time held by 1 Dave and 3869 Bills 15/07/23 8:47:11	8

	Withnail and Eye 06/06/23 19:06:17	8

	Not what I had planned when I googled 'hot brunette in a teddy' 13/02/23 8:13:46	8

	These two are so bad but the store behind them is grocer 09/02/23 12:20:09	8

	It was either this road or take the spaghetti junction 04/01/23 20:33:39	8

	You want a chaser? 09/12/22 8:17:15	8

	lol They are PEARS! PEARS for god's sake!!! 03/12/22 19:41:11	8

	clever Unfortunately the living room curtains were not that big 03/11/22 21:06:09	8

	Don't ask for the number 2 best seller 24/10/22 21:35:32	8

	Unfortunately for her she would later find out he fired blanks 01/10/22 21:11:44	8

	To be fair it's the only way they'll get their leg over tonight 28/09/22 20:17:57	8

	lol Dave looked shocked as we shouted 'CHEESE! WATCH OUT FOR THE GIANT CHEESE!!' 28/08/22 19:11:04	8

	He was about to capture the most notorious gang in the world to free the planet from all crime until somebody shouted 'SIT' 29/05/22 7:35:08	8

	lol Ringleader 01/05/22 13:07:21	8

	Click and collect 24/02/22 20:02:17	8

	lol Ok. First person to get Hans up wins 28/01/22 9:00:32	1 8
I reckon that's the first time a caption has made me smile all the way through shoving the vac around. Got to be worth a Super Vote :) --Vivvy En
	lol Mum told me dad had exploded on re-entry 06/01/22 8:12:15	8

	clever You mean old, red, and nobody believes in him any more? 30/12/21 20:05:44	8

	He's a very kneady child 25/11/21 23:14:37	8

	Bernard can you get my strap on? I'm not doing that on the beach Mary! 25/11/21 12:05:45	1 8
Go on, let everyone see you display your affection for one another. It's a sure way to make out that you're together. --Glyn Evans
	Oh no. Nana's dead 08/11/21 10:08:01	8

	Wendy loved Dave's chiseled features 27/10/21 7:09:28	8

	He must have been named after his gran 18/10/21 7:43:05	8

	Road (unde)rage 15/10/21 7:40:18	8

	What you look like when your 5 year old dresses you 09/10/21 11:23:16	8

	clever The neighbours were happy now that the letter box flasher had literally been caught 10/08/21 11:06:22	8

	Mastadors 13/05/21 20:26:08	8

	The Prodigy 13/04/21 7:08:57	8

	Unfortunately they don't prevent the protrusion of unfeasibly large labia 07/04/21 13:16:30	1 8
Well, unfeasibly large labia should hang out with pride --Glyn Evans
	...8, 9, 10 coming ready or not 19/03/21 8:10:47	1 8

	🎵 Bob the Builder Can we fix it? Bob the Builder No we can't 09/01/21 23:58:16	8

	Uncle Ben doing his stock take 07/01/21 8:37:16	8

	He suffered a nazi fall 10/09/20 19:06:18	8

	Dave just managed push the photobomber out of the way in time. Bald twat 17/08/20 11:36:18	8

	Next on Britain's Got Talent 2020 it's Spread Eagle, two gender fluid performance artists who combine dance with falconry 27/07/20 20:21:03	8

	The Thin Flu Line 06/07/20 8:25:39	1 8
They opened the door and in flew Enza. --Willie Johnson
	Who could have foreseen that he'd be killed by a crystal ball? 08/06/20 11:53:22	8

	lol Cex addict 13/05/20 11:55:58	8

	After 60 years together they still have a stable relationship 10/05/20 8:05:19	8

	In bred 13/04/20 19:11:52	8

	It's difficult what with working from home, self isolation, home schooling and looking after the toddlers. I'm juggling everything at the moment 06/04/20 11:24:34	8

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My first thought lol

Ryan French

02/10/24
7:20am

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Perfect for the Italian police [Mr Dome]

His hit single 'Delaware' is treasured by captioneers everywhere. It contains more puns than any other record in history.

Dave Bryan

03/10/24
7:30am

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He brought us some very Magic Moments did Perry [Mr Dome]

Does Derek know?

(caption author)

03/10/24
8:35am

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He brought us some very Magic Moments did Perry [Mr Dome]

Worth it!

Peter Houle

17/10/24
1:05pm

comment on caption:
我来这里就是为了确保你的生活永远是地狱 [Mr Dome]

Thanks Peter 😁

(caption author)

17/10/24
5:56pm

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我来这里就是为了确保你的生活永远是地狱 [Mr Dome]

Given the BBC's DEI agenda we can probably expect the next Doctor Who to be an Asian baby.

James Lennox

19/10/24
7:38pm

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Well the bad news is junior you have two hearts [Mr Dome]

"Is your girlfriend, transgender... looks like a guy, to me."

[anon]

11/11/24
11:14pm

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This is my current girlfriend [Mr Dome]

"No, she's just a woman who looks like a guy.

She does get treated better because of her looks though.

It's a men's, and women who look like men's world after all"

Glyn Evans

12/11/24
9:19am

comment on caption:
This is my current girlfriend [Mr Dome]

Beauty is in the eye of the bulbholder

(caption author)

12/11/24
10:28am

comment on caption:
This is my current girlfriend [Mr Dome]

Very nicely put caption author 🤗

With the previous comments about gender dynamics or not, nobody seems to have noticed how fat the bulb muncher actually is.

That is not a wall they are submerged in, it is their own body...but I'm sure someone out there loves them very much 😘😍

Glyn Evans

13/11/24
5:09pm

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This is my current girlfriend [Mr Dome]

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