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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	1158	1831	#90
Photos
Comments	3	20
Forum Posts		2

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	71	#268
Photos	39	#93
Comments	1	#91
Forum Posts

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	8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies. 28/10/11 21:02:18	27

	Trying to make N's meet. 27/10/11 11:17:46	2 24

	Harley David's son 14/06/12 11:05:30	18

	Grafeeti 17/12/11 20:01:35	18

	Just add Marge 17/10/11 13:32:27	18

	Elvis Castella 07/05/12 20:01:05	16

	Johnny lost 2 fingers and a thumb fingering a bunch of fans after his show. 17/04/12 20:05:52	1 15

	John's disguise was foiled. 10/05/12 11:00:21	14

	Pressing Paws. 09/05/12 11:00:07	1 14

	Antarcticar 08/12/11 20:10:15	14

	Wider-Man 30/05/12 11:00:10	13

	Lads, it's bad news, Davey Jones won't be joining us..... 08/04/12 7:41:39	4 13

	High Scream Cone 21/02/12 11:00:21	13

	Core tina 16/02/12 20:01:42	13

	Caught bread handed. 06/11/11 17:10:18	13

	Blue Suede Zoos 18/07/12 11:02:41	12

	Julie curls up on her single bed 19/02/12 11:01:31	12

	Jimmy Chews. 16/11/11 11:09:00	12

	Every witch way but west. 29/10/11 20:13:22	12

	Yama aha ha 04/09/13 20:01:15	1 11
... Moog and a Casio.Only funny to those that know 'Electro Gypsy' by Savlonic --Lee Hauxwell
	Bull 1 Matador 0 29/08/13 8:00:53	11

	Ann Kerr 12/06/12 11:00:07	11

	Look at the size of these wafers! We're gonna need a Super Bowl. 24/04/12 11:46:46	11

	Diner Ross 14/03/12 11:52:53	2 11

	Bridget Jones Diarrhea 24/02/12 20:51:45	11

	Hollow be thy name 13/02/12 12:15:18	11

	It wasn't the first time Joe had sat on his own stool. 10/01/12 11:02:44	11

	Kevin had grazed his face. 13/12/11 12:07:12	11

	National Expressionism 07/12/11 20:24:51	11

	Kay, 9 13/11/11 22:00:03	11

	Weetabrix 02/10/13 20:00:10	10

	Rod n Emo 11/09/13 11:29:45	10

	The Klu Klux Stan 22/10/12 20:00:09	10

	The Empire snorts Crack 08/05/12 12:09:35	8 10

	Bloody Poles are everywhere. 01/05/12 11:01:27	10

	Just in Beaker 22/04/12 20:15:16	10

	Phwoarr eyes. 19/04/12 11:03:52	10

	Babe in the Wood. 26/03/12 11:02:30	10

	A Buoy 15/02/12 11:32:52	10

	John had met his match 06/12/11 13:06:13	10

	It was Gary's Glitter that attracted the boys. 24/11/11 11:02:12	10

	A dog is for life, not just for captions. 20/10/11 11:25:16	10

	The Neigh York Police Department. 09/09/13 20:00:14	2 9
I thought it was Fillydelphia --Mark England
	Out of his tree 02/09/13 20:11:14	9

	The Choir Boys are becoming more resistant these days... 13/06/12 11:08:20	1 9

	He can hardly contain himself. 22/04/12 23:22:18	9

	Cow n Gate 02/04/12 12:26:02	9

	I don't know why he's wearing a jumper?, it's roasting outside. 29/02/12 21:04:48	9

	female of the faeces 24/02/12 21:47:44	9

	Brad and Angelina buy new vending machine. 03/02/12 11:29:08	9

	broom...BROOM!!!! 02/02/12 12:16:05	1 9

	Porn on the cob 05/01/12 11:01:06	9

	Brilliant! I'm sick of my net curtains. 14/12/11 20:05:40	9

	That's the last time I use Bodyform with wings. 12/12/11 11:07:22	1 9

	It was quicker for E.T to call a cab than to phone home. 29/11/11 11:25:52	1 9

	Julies future walked past and into the distance.... 24/05/12 11:03:53	8

	Woman with no legs performs handstand. 23/05/12 12:40:56	8

	It's a Water Raleigh 21/04/12 7:22:51	8

	Driving with Jew care and attention. 01/04/12 22:28:19	8

	A Sunday Service was held in their honour 21/03/12 11:09:43	8

	Double Glazing Sailsman 13/03/12 20:03:29	8

	Cornography 05/01/12 11:02:39	8

	Water Mark 08/12/11 11:32:54	8

	Uncrumbfortable 16/11/11 11:02:29	8

	Flingermouse. 01/11/11 20:32:21	8

	Kung Flue 27/09/13 20:27:24	7

	Savile's Row 15/09/13 20:27:52	1 7
Creepy. Hilarious, but creepy. --Michael Winner
	Clark Can't 29/08/13 8:03:45	1 7
V. Good, alas I'm all out of Lolz --Lee Hauxwell
	John O' Gropes 19/05/12 11:13:32	7

	I'd say she was a 36 double see. 19/04/12 11:00:46	7

	Lads, I nailed this bird last night. 26/03/12 11:00:34	7

	A 12" 14/03/12 21:12:50	7

	Mrs Slocombe dries her wet pussy. 11/02/12 11:40:22	7

	Rob a dinghy 27/11/11 19:04:31	7

	After a string of misunderstandings, the Society of Exquisite Xylophones were considering changing their name. 20/11/11 8:42:20	7

	They haven't seen down under in years. 30/10/11 20:17:45	7

	Boney M-irates 19/10/11 11:21:20	7

	It's gonna be sooo funny when he wakes up. 18/10/11 13:14:51	7

	Row row road your boat.... 15/09/13 8:00:54	6

	lol 'Calm down Gepetto, Pinnochio who?' 29/08/13 12:02:11	1 6
Brilliant :-) Wish I had supervote quota for this! --Chris Beach
	Crocodile Thumbdee 07/06/12 12:15:15	6

	Some would describe them as 'Rats with wings', but I love kids. 20/05/12 14:10:13	6

	Ed above water. 01/05/12 12:00:48	6

	Stoned 28/04/12 14:03:10	6

	We're gonna need more Duracell. 24/04/12 20:05:29	6

	Taste the Rainbow 16/04/12 21:13:38	1 6

	That reminds me, need more maggots. 11/04/12 11:10:14	6

	The Steps concert was a wash out. 07/04/12 11:53:20	6

	Sun block 08/03/12 20:36:43	6

	Oi! Get out of town. 16/02/12 11:24:28	6

	Warning : Scale Force Winds 11/02/12 20:01:21	6

	Hair Wick 06/12/11 13:11:59	6

	It was only a matter of time before someone blew his brains out. 06/12/11 13:07:52	6

	4 good fellows 18/11/11 11:02:53	6

	And that's not all, I've got crabs too! 17/11/11 11:02:29	6

	2 girls, 1 chuppa chup. 15/11/11 13:57:28	5 6

	Art is a way of exressing Arse souls 10/11/11 21:33:04	6

	'Leaf me alone, you're getting on my wicker'. 05/11/11 7:43:18	6

	2 reds are better than 1 27/10/11 20:22:10	6

	Iranorexic. 19/10/11 11:03:36	6

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last comments (total: 45)

they are milking it a bit .

Chris Brooks

07/05/12
11:12am

comment on caption:
Typical builders! making a meal of it. [Roley Martin]

I'd have gone with 'snorts'

Lyarna Manley

08/05/12
12:14pm

comment on caption:
The Empire snorts Crack [Roley Martin]

Agreed- 'The Empire snorts Crack' is fantastic!

Michael Winner

08/05/12
2:32pm

comment on caption:
The Empire snorts Crack [Roley Martin]

or how about 11.06am "The Empire snorts gak"

[anon]

08/05/12
2:43pm

comment on caption:
The Empire snorts Crack [Roley Martin]

Oops didn't see that sorry! What's gak?

Lyarna Manley

08/05/12
3:11pm

comment on caption:
The Empire snorts Crack [Roley Martin]

another name for cocaine.

[anon]

08/05/12
3:16pm

comment on caption:
The Empire snorts Crack [Roley Martin]

Just googled it, didn't realise it was the same thing, I think many others might not? You could change yours to crack and it might get better recognition, I know I'd vote it ^_^

Lyarna Manley

08/05/12
3:16pm

comment on caption:
The Empire snorts Crack [Roley Martin]

Thanks for the offer Lyarna but some kind person has just voted for it as it is smilie face Anyhow to make the change you suggested would probably have been unfair to the original captioner.