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	For the furnishings, we went to BIKEA 05/05/12 19:03:09	1 22

	Of course I write in small letters - I'm anti-capitalist 24/10/11 10:01:26	19

	After eight hours, the submarine finally got the better of Eric 03/08/11 10:04:48	18

	A bicycle, often called a bike (and sometimes referred to as a "pushbike", "pedal bike", "pedal cycle", or "cycle", is a human-powered, pedal-driven, single-track vehicle, having two wheels attached to a frame, one behind the other. A person who rides a bicycle is called a cyclist, or bicyclist. What, I should get my captions from Sickipedia? I thought you said Wikipedia. 05/05/12 19:09:31	1 17

	Someone had clearly lost their bearing 14/01/12 11:00:49	17

	A pane in the arse 10/11/11 12:27:09	16

	Why not see a shrink? ... 03/09/11 10:25:34	16

	So, there really is a Fashion Police? 17/05/12 19:00:45	1 15

	Disabled driver 21/04/12 11:56:37	15

	Well, Gentlemen, I think that proves conclusively that the way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach 17/03/12 20:10:17	15

	If you see that BBC weatherman, tell him I've just had to sweep three feet of "mild with a gentle breeze" from my drive 17/12/11 11:03:50	14

	About to Kermit a driving offence 04/10/11 10:00:19	14

	Keep taking the tablets, love 24/09/11 10:00:23	5 14

	That’s my little pecker 15/05/12 19:00:13	13

	I’d recognise him anywhere, Officer - he had a small mole on back of his knee 13/05/12 10:01:00	13

	Up the Arsenal! 01/05/12 19:00:08	13

	The lads were dressing them with their eyes 18/07/11 10:05:55	1 13

	The Costa cruise captain had been told not to leave his post 01/05/12 10:04:58	12

	I like duck, but I couldn’t eat a hole one 29/12/11 20:00:12	12

	Harry was a ledge-end 15/05/12 10:00:12	11

	Self-raising flower 14/05/12 10:01:17	1 11

	Interflora said "Say it with flowers," so I sent some to my mother-in-law 31/03/12 19:32:22	11

	Mutt-a bike 27/02/12 11:00:24	11

	To be politically correct, the Council decided to write "Do Not Write on this Wall" in every language 27/01/12 11:03:01	11

	So you're not going out, then? 11/09/11 11:17:41	11

	Travelpodge 01/09/11 10:05:20	11

	Man-icure 05/08/11 10:06:07	11

	"So, it's Good Easter from me" "And it's Good Easter from him" 23/04/11 11:41:30	2 11

	When I asked if you had protection, I meant a raincoat 27/08/11 10:05:19	5 10

	Flap Jack 26/08/11 10:02:30	10

	Reverse? I said we need back-up. 24/08/11 10:25:11	10

	Gran's Hatch 22/08/11 10:01:29	1 10

	Man-Nikon 10/07/11 15:26:27	2 10

	Two fans who attended the Whitney Houston concert obviously didn’t listen to the news 23/02/12 11:00:22	9

	No fillings, Mum – just three crowns 26/01/12 11:00:18	9

	Ladies, Gentlemen, and Extinguished Guests ... 09/11/11 16:38:11	9

	OK, Sir, now empty your other pocket 23/09/11 10:00:39	2 9

	Have YOU lost a finger recently in an accident that wasn't your fault? ... 22/09/11 10:01:09	1 9

	With a Howitzer hidden inside, Jesus was ready for the Romans this time 21/08/11 10:53:18	1 9

	And Sergeant Smith here is running to raise money for The Society for Sufferers from Excessive Earwax 16/05/12 10:13:32	8

	Kinder garden 14/05/12 10:10:22	8

	Swede wins the No-ball Prize 13/05/12 10:08:30	8

	An ageing Leonardo DiCaprio waits patiently for Kate Winslet to come back for him 01/05/12 10:00:27	8

	The number of the feast 04/02/12 20:03:28	8

	I’ll get my clothes off, Harold – I never realised these Viking re-enactments were so realistic 27/12/11 11:00:28	8

	In this week's Frozen Planet, Sir David Attenborough finds a six-month-old lime jelly mousse at the back of his fridge 23/11/11 20:01:53	8

	Thirteen cents? Gee, that's darned cheap! 19/11/11 20:05:01	8

	OK, so it is the red wire you cut 10/11/11 14:32:39	8

	Anne Robinson plans new budget airline 29/10/11 19:02:10	8

	Family ties 30/09/11 10:04:58	8

	Well, Harry had always wanted a flat-screen TV 16/09/11 10:00:34	8

	Smoking jacket 11/09/11 11:34:18	8

	Sex at Glastonbury is OK, Maureen, but this is Ladies' Day at Ascot 27/08/11 10:58:57	8

	If anyone has just impediment as to why this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, please press the red button now 19/08/11 10:01:58	8

	Maybe I should have worn a red carnation 26/07/11 10:07:08	8

	Well, you wouldn't expect David Blunkett to take the photographs, would you? 15/04/11 10:01:16	1 8

	Dual hairbags 30/11/10 11:07:11	8

	No-sea parker 16/05/12 21:30:13	7

	Jeremy Clarkson proudly displays his trophies 05/05/12 19:00:12	7

	Wet Wet Wet 07/03/12 20:02:42	1 7

	As ever, bankers remain silent on bonuses 28/01/12 11:00:29	7

	World's largest ladies' toilet opens in Glasgow 24/01/12 11:02:55	7

	Of course she's hanging on tightly - she's my self-grip wench 27/12/11 11:14:24	7

	Before I risk death in battle, Darling, I just have to know why you've got a toilet seat strapped to your waist 27/12/11 11:13:40	1 7

	Witch direction? 29/10/11 19:00:58	7

	OK, who put Viagra in my hair shampoo? 20/10/11 10:01:18	7

	Then my husband said, "I can't see any crocodiles in this damned aquarium. I'll have a closer look." 29/09/11 13:48:58	7

	It went well with the ladder in her stocking 25/09/11 10:00:59	7

	I'd leave 50p under the plate, but I don't believe in fly-tipping 31/08/11 10:04:31	2 7

	His Master's Vice 08/08/11 10:03:24	1 7

	Derek felt a little down in the mouth 09/07/11 10:04:51	3 7

	The Press finds new ways of eavesdropping on celebrities 08/07/11 10:07:48	7

	A young Lance Armstrong admits to taking Calpol 21/05/11 10:02:42	7

	Alicia was a flower deranger 07/03/10 11:01:12	7

	Ear whacks 04/03/10 11:36:17	7

	Side burns 11/12/09 11:49:21	7

	Suddenly, Leonardo da Vinci had an idea for a completely new means of transport 18/05/12 10:00:07	6

	Rust in Peace 12/04/12 11:17:44	6

	Billy the Skid 29/03/12 19:00:58	2 6

	Grate Draine 08/02/12 20:00:36	6

	Maiden voyage 07/02/12 20:01:40	6

	Mirror, mirror, on the mall … 14/01/12 11:00:24	6

	And hurry up with that photo - I can't stay like this for ever 13/01/12 20:01:30	6

	We'd better film those polar bear cubs in the garage 17/12/11 11:00:34	6

	Thinking inside the box 02/12/11 11:00:41	6

	Feeling suicidal, Eric was thinking of becoming a pizza and topping himself 18/11/11 11:05:11	6

	Mask-ear-aid 12/11/11 20:00:40	6

	The Mental Hospital raised funds by running its own call centre 22/10/11 19:26:05	6

	Bullseye! 22/10/11 10:10:13	6

	I'm trying to type in c aptio ns, but something keeps hit ting th e sp a ce bar 14/10/11 19:45:04	6

	Well done, lads - now we can pick up the Wales v France match on the telly. 14/10/11 12:09:44	6

	After the top three guys had been binge-eating on Cadbury's and Lindt all night, everybody was waiting for the chocolate fountain to begin 14/10/11 10:26:54	6

	Hey, we're supposed to be outside the Duke of York pub 14/10/11 10:02:10	1 6

	Penny farting 28/09/11 10:01:58	6

	I most certainly did not suggest an afternoon of text 15/09/11 10:00:37	6

	When a porcupine sneezes ... 11/09/11 10:07:41	6

	Divorces are escalating 19/08/11 10:00:37	6

	Debbie had made chewing her fingernails into an art form 05/08/11 10:03:00	1 6

	Of course Derek had really wanted cat nav 23/07/11 10:23:17	6

	And Catherine had specifically asked William not to land the helicopter in the garden 15/07/11 10:34:57	6

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last comments (total: 77)

"When you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the knitting."

"Say hello to my needle friend."

And so on.

David G

23/10/10
12:58pm

comment on caption:
Al Pacino's Mum was so good at knitting, she was known as Scarf Ace [Rob Falconer]

lol nice 1

Craig Eddie

01/11/10
3:51pm

comment on caption:
Kids love biscuits dunked in Pooh [Rob Falconer]

I'd drop in some commas, but this is a guddun!

Davie Marshall

19/02/11
4:19pm

comment on caption:
Snog Marry Burn at the stake? [Rob Falconer]

The lack of commas is faithful to the original title. Maybe it's because BBC Three viewers don't have time for pauses but the closing question mark suits their like upward-inflection-at-the-end-of-sentences thing?

David G

09/03/11
12:52pm

comment on caption:
Snog Marry Burn at the stake? [Rob Falconer]

I found a bug in the code which allowed anonymous votes to be placed (maybe from legitimate users but appearing anonymous - no need to assume cheating). I've fixed the bug and will continue to monitor voting.

Will leave anonymous votes in place as it's fiddly to reverse votes due to calculated stats etc.