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	Harry had asked his mates what they had thought of his new look. They had laughed all the way to the bank. 07/06/13 13:32:18	5

	This is Joanne's blind date. Who's going to teller? 07/06/13 13:27:41	5

	Top cat 04/06/13 19:02:51	5

	"Ha ha, what a stupid hairstyle you've got Medu ......" 28/05/13 7:01:27	5

	Sam thought he would try currents for a change. 23/05/13 11:21:08	5

	Caravan sight 16/05/13 12:14:14	5

	Sonya was going to slip someone an ickey fin. 30/04/13 19:00:50	5

	The Bore War. 30/04/13 15:12:25	5

	"Christ Arthur, did you have to thrust into me so hard?" 05/04/13 7:29:11	1 5
''Well i couldn't of done it with a floppy'' --Ross Davidson
	"I've isolated your problem Sir." 07/03/13 13:01:14	5

	Semi dethatched 03/03/13 20:00:21	5

	Death Watch Beetle 01/03/13 12:14:47	5

	Chatterbox 21/02/13 20:00:28	5

	Live Sinclair 12/02/13 8:14:56	5

	Firkin religion 08/02/13 8:07:16	5

	"I don't care what it looks like, as long as it's got lots of blinking lights, lots of beeping noises and doors that go 'shhhh'." 27/01/13 9:03:35	5

	Tom had found the brown source 01/01/13 10:17:03	5

	Alec Salmond's local gets a nice make over courtesy of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen's HomeFront team. 05/12/12 8:00:10	5

	Sweet rapper 26/11/12 8:00:39	5

	"See, you do have a pot to hiss in." 18/11/12 12:00:06	5

	"I see you've red the male." 16/11/12 12:13:24	5

	"Sad really, he was trying to mount the Hoover and then realised he hasn't got a penis either." 13/11/12 8:23:12	5

	Barbieturate overdose. 07/11/12 20:23:15	5

	"I've nearly got as many stomachs as you." 28/10/12 13:16:20	5

	".... and as you can see Bull is nowhere near him, it's a blatant dive." 30/09/12 8:01:06	1 5

	"The name's Ms. Goldberg." "Whoopie doo." "No, I insist on Ms. Goldberg." 19/09/12 15:02:21	5

	If Leslie Ash found out it was us .... 12/09/12 19:15:03	5

	"Hmm, needs a bit more body." 01/08/12 19:32:35	5

	This work of art always got a good reception. 18/05/12 10:23:02	5

	"Oh my God, I can feel a lump." "That's your tit you airhead." 03/04/12 10:04:33	5

	Pussy in boot 19/03/12 20:15:11	5

	My pulse rat is quite slow. 11/03/12 20:27:28	5

	Disillusioned villagers up sticks and left. 05/03/12 11:26:12	5

	His ex had written TINY on the other side. 02/03/12 20:38:35	5

	Get your quote, you've pulled. 02/03/12 16:29:57	5

	Arse hole 22/02/12 20:00:13	1 5

	"Beam it back Scotty." 20/02/12 11:17:33	2 5

	"Here comes a bloody cat. They just can't give anybody else a chance to be in these captions can they?" 05/02/12 21:31:54	5

	A lot of businesses going to the wall 18/01/12 20:14:06	5

	"Scotty's gonna have to fix that bloody transporter." 06/01/12 11:18:01	5

	Primary skull teacher 04/01/12 20:16:08	5

	Foaliage 27/12/11 20:05:12	5

	"I'm a Puritan and I like purities." "Well I'm a Cavalier and I like cavities." 09/12/11 20:34:37	5

	2008: Rifts between Oasis band members on tour were starting to show. 07/12/11 20:35:57	5

	Bottom sup 18/11/11 20:34:18	5

	"Look Trish, my love ball dropped out and this little darling's found it." 15/11/11 17:21:21	5

	"Which way now?" "Dunno. Bob said there would be clues when we got here but I'm buggered if I can see any." 07/11/11 11:30:06	5

	This is a west of time. 07/11/11 11:00:13	5

	"Before you lot start writing about me, I'm not feline thirsty, I'm not feline tipsy, I'm not feline drunk and I'm not feline anything else. I'm also not pawsing for thought, it's just the way I'm sitting. Now go and think up some new cat related captions." 28/10/11 19:00:49	5

	X Factor 2012. Louie Walsh puts together his gangsta rap group. 22/10/11 20:13:14	5

	Rihanna vows never to go topless on an Irish farm ever again. 21/10/11 19:58:32	5

	Moth looks better seen at the right angle. 16/10/11 10:08:14	5

	Love a bull 27/09/11 10:22:42	5

	Doing this while water skiing was quite difficult. 22/09/11 20:46:12	5

	Hey big suspender. 15/08/11 10:29:17	5

	Penelope piss stop 11/07/11 17:57:42	5

	You could have told me you repaired these with superglue. 05/06/11 12:43:28	5

	Bob had to have a small car because large cars were more drag resistant. 17/03/11 20:22:45	5

	It's Miss Cuba's turn. 30/01/11 11:12:27	5

	Childline. 17/10/10 12:31:14	5

	The boys were baffled but amused by the custom of putting their money in the kitty. 06/04/10 21:54:59	2 5

	Kat man du some fishing. 17/03/10 20:22:39	5

	“Master card?” 16/11/24 20:02:44	4

	Peek-a-mew 06/11/24 12:22:41, edited: 06/11/24 12:22:55	4

	“You did wish to be chased by a lot of pussy.” 23/10/24 7:20:28, edited: 23/10/24 10:05:07, suggested edits	4

	Trot ski 29/09/24 19:10:30	1 4

	Now needs bedding. 21/09/24 19:07:11	4

	“Good news Chief, it’s not a fire, nice easy one, operator’s says a Cat’s got stuck somewhere.” 15/09/24 7:16:55	4

	They couldn’t contain themselves. 27/08/24 11:26:46	4

	🎵 Udder the Sea 🎵 21/08/24 7:11:01	4

	clever The effects of climate change since Atom Heart Mother was released. 21/08/24 7:06:45	1 4
Wow, talk about niche captions. Floyd fans only. --James Lennox
	“That’s a lot smaller than the one he had before.” 14/08/24 7:22:47	4

	Trill seeker 12/08/24 20:20:49	4

	Sci-fry 31/07/24 16:41:53	4

	Facelook 25/07/24 7:06:27	4

	Broadsheet 13/07/24 7:58:16	4

	Blondie 07/07/24 11:33:48	4

	“Sheila, where’s my bloomin’ bacon?” 26/06/24 7:14:58	1 4

	“You’ve got to have a lot of bottle to teach kids these days.” 16/06/24 19:10:21	4

	“Don’t pretend to be flummoxed Daddy, I wasn’t born yesterday.” 23/05/24 19:41:51	4

	Mogsters 20/05/24 11:01:50	4

	High Street Drifter 09/05/24 7:22:31	4

	Pissed control 08/05/24 7:13:12	4

	“Do you have High Kicking by J. R. Hartley?” 06/05/24 7:42:19	4

	Phallice 03/05/24 7:01:29	4

	“He plays with a Rugby ball a lot.” 27/04/24 11:07:42	4

	Art attack 31/03/24 19:16:49	4

	Bathlehem 31/03/24 9:17:19	4

	“May divorce be with you.” 15/03/24 12:24:27	4

	Wizhard 14/03/24 12:07:06	4

	“Manuel??!!!!” 04/03/24 12:03:57	4

	CBoobies 28/02/24 13:04:54	4

	Kennelworth Road 28/02/24 8:05:10	4

	“We’re claiming Emunity.” 01/02/24 20:04:10	4

	Phallusea 31/01/24 8:13:04	4

	Footie fan 26/01/24 20:20:51	4

	“You’ll have to excuse me, I went to art school in 2020.” 24/01/24 12:07:30	4

	“Ow.” “I see you’ve learned some Red Indian terminology.” 09/01/24 13:15:10, edited: 09/01/24 13:20:59, suggested edits	1 4

	Do not cold wash as shrinkage may occur. 07/01/24 8:15:21	4

	“I’m over you.” 31/12/23 20:11:11	4

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Missed that one, changed

(caption author)

11/06/24
7:37pm

comment on caption:
“I did tell you not to do the John o’ Groats to Land’s End cycle challenge.” [Ian Skelding]

What if the bottled water is from Sellafield?

Glyn Evans

12/06/24
1:21pm

comment on caption:
“That’s why you should use bottled water in Sellafield.” [Ian Skelding]

In the sheepfield.

Molly R

26/06/24
10:57am

comment on caption:
“Sheila, where’s my bloomin’ bacon?” [Ian Skelding]

Loch and Roll

[anon]

16/07/24
2:02pm

comment on caption:
Rock ‘n’ Noll [Ian Skelding]

"She's all yours buddy. She's a royal pain in the arse and she's all the confrontation you're ever going to need. Don't come crying to me when you've had enough of her"

Glyn Evans

12/08/24
3:50pm

comment on caption:
“She’s yours, I don’t like confrontation.” [Ian Skelding]

Wow, talk about niche captions. Floyd fans only.

James Lennox

21/08/24
7:16am

comment on caption:
The effects of climate change since Atom Heart Mother was released. [Ian Skelding]

Did these cats escape China?

Mr Dome

25/08/24
3:14pm

comment on caption:
“FLEADOM!” [Ian Skelding]

Or the violinquini

[anon]

16/09/24
7:46pm

comment on caption:
“I prefer the penne whistle.” [Ian Skelding]

It's the right weather conditions for the caption theme as Trotsky was taken out with an ice pick

...although I don't think they had much snow at that time of year in Mexico 🤔

Glyn Evans

30/09/24
7:12pm

comment on caption:
Trot ski [Ian Skelding]

The Croissants agreed he talked a lot of Crepe.

[anon]

12/11/24
10:50am

comment on caption:
“Blimey, I thought the Waffle talked a load of crap.” [Ian Skelding]

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