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	"Look Dad, he's got a denture holder fitted as well." 27/10/14 8:21:46	3

	"I thought I would Bruce up the exterior." 23/10/14 19:43:08	3

	High lights 23/10/14 11:32:11	3

	Christmas thongs 23/10/14 7:08:01	3

	"Dirt tracks? Nah, Ross prefers the Highway." 18/10/14 11:43:14	3

	A stable diet 15/10/14 14:27:26	3

	“A brown paper bag would’ve been better darlin’.” Wed 8:12:46	2

	🎵 The Ape of Spades, the Ape of Spades 🎵 16/11/24 8:08:46, edited: 16/11/24 8:10:34	2

	“Agave up on this” 15/11/24 12:33:59, edited: 15/11/24 13:06:21	2

	“He was quite easy to train.” 31/10/24 12:08:56	2

	“I’m going to see Mr O’Reilly dear.” 12/10/24 7:22:36	2

	“Die Son.” 05/10/24 11:06:37	2

	“That’s out of line.” 20/09/24 19:20:06	2

	Victims of a Just Stop Soil protest. 17/09/24 11:06:12, edited: 17/09/24 11:08:26	2

	Moonlight Sonata 06/09/24 19:09:03	2

	That’s what you get when you get legless. 04/09/24 11:09:08	2

	“Safe now, that’s both the Witches of Eastwick dead.” 31/08/24 11:12:24	2

	“Where’d my hang glider go?” 25/08/24 7:01:09, edited: 25/08/24 8:18:01	2

	Cat on a hot gin roof. 23/08/24 19:08:04	2

	Monstir 17/07/24 7:11:08	2

	Rock ‘n’ Noll 16/07/24 11:30:17, edited: 16/07/24 11:31:04	1 2

	“Surely that can’t be cirrus.” “I’m afraid it is Emily and don’t call me Shirley.” 26/06/24 20:47:41, edited: 26/06/24 20:48:28	2

	“SW19?” “No, Area 51.” 24/06/24 19:15:25	2

	Weeeeeeeeee ….. ly bin 18/06/24 22:12:18	2

	IT meeting 10/06/24 11:06:55	2

	“The grunting’s even worse than last year.” 14/05/24 11:34:17	2

	The winner was to be Salad Gunall 14/05/24 8:04:48	2

	Character building job. 11/05/24 7:22:54	2

	A tome bomb 29/04/24 10:55:02, edited: 29/04/24 15:02:47, suggested edits	1 2

	“Damn, JK Rowling’s just arrived, let’s hide in the Ladies.” 25/04/24 7:23:50	2

	Sowzuki 18/04/24 11:20:43	2

	“ ….. and accompanied by Slash.” 10/04/24 19:12:46	2

	Mercedes bends 10/04/24 11:24:28	2

	Kung Fool 08/04/24 11:05:47	2

	Side carf 23/03/24 12:45:31	2

	“Is that Lord Farquaad Daddy?” “No, not tall enough.” 08/03/24 8:15:06	2

	Debbie harried 05/03/24 8:17:54	2

	Gold, Frankincest and Myrrh 04/03/24 8:08:51	2

	“What’s happening here?” “Buck nose.” 03/03/24 20:02:36, edited: 03/03/24 20:10:44	2

	Taekwondoo doo 01/03/24 20:07:57	2

	“I’m afraid he’s for the snackers yard.” 13/02/24 20:44:16	2

	Salvador Dal 08/02/24 8:04:52	2

	Paws for Torte 02/02/24 12:05:05	2

	“They make me want to throw up.” 19/01/24 12:12:12	2

	2040: Back to the fig leaf 18/01/24 8:19:35	2

	SUPPORT THE STRIKE FLASH OR BONK YOUR HORN 13/01/24 12:34:55	2

	How to confuse a vegan. 12/01/24 12:24:23	2

	Pine warp 02/01/24 8:05:58	2

	Skimmy Choos 30/12/23 12:15:46, edited: 30/12/23 12:18:00	2

	“I’m oeuf work today.” 26/12/23 20:04:33	2

	Donald was as bold as bras 26/12/23 8:04:47	2

	“He bureau’d my car.” 25/12/23 20:05:39, edited: 25/12/23 20:12:54	2

	“Isn’t it time you called it a day Mrs Berry?” 11/12/23 20:42:39	2

	“You’re scraping the Beryl.” 05/12/23 20:19:59	2

	One pup at a time please 04/12/23 14:38:17	2

	“What are they trying to do?” “They finally found out where Harry Kane’s penalty ball is.” 30/11/23 8:11:58	2

	Greta Funberg 12/11/23 8:25:47	2

	“Get a hold of yourself.” 11/11/23 8:07:30	2

	Baby setter 04/11/23 12:14:22	2

	Chernoball 02/11/23 7:16:26	2

	“That’s another fine nest you gotten me into.” 30/10/23 13:04:18	2

	Llama bells should be ringing 28/10/23 7:01:09	2

	“Why the long facia?” 26/10/23 7:05:10	2

	Peek-a-moo 25/10/23 19:32:54	2

	South paw trait 20/10/23 7:17:35	2

	“I think we might need a new drivers side door mirror” 29/09/23 11:07:15	2

	Little Red Riding Hood was in for a shock. 28/09/23 19:08:38	2

	The Arthur Ash Stadium 10/09/23 11:20:42	2

	“Did you jump the queue when you went to see the Queen?” 05/09/23 11:31:08	2

	“When do I get the bird?” “This is it mate, you’re doing it now.” 05/09/23 11:21:27	2

	“I think we should’ve put Dennis on the Ferry Arsène.” 04/09/23 19:18:28, edited: 04/09/23 19:20:42	2

	The Passific 29/08/23 11:41:54	2

	Two local care home residents go missing after cinema trip to watch Barbie. 28/08/23 7:10:23	2

	🎵 Sock it 2 me 🎵 27/08/23 11:22:45	2

	“Chewdus!” 23/08/23 11:17:15	2

	“Too easy.” “Yeah, he’s a sitting Duck.” 18/08/23 11:19:59	2

	Volleypop Man 14/08/23 11:25:20	2

	“I’m just going to see O’Reilly, Sybil.” 13/08/23 11:30:48	2

	The Mewsiah 08/08/23 11:02:26	2

	Lilac Pine 03/08/23 19:47:31	2

	Another lick in the wall. 03/08/23 7:07:59	2

	“Thou shalt not covet your neighbour’s ass.” “Too late.” 18/07/23 19:10:28	2

	Not the first time they went to grab an Italian dish. 18/07/23 7:12:06, edited: 18/07/23 7:13:03	2

	Meat oaf 12/07/23 7:03:14	2

	Warren 09/07/23 7:05:02	2

	Fatican 08/07/23 7:05:02	2

	“An offal way to go.” 06/07/23 7:07:27, edited: 06/07/23 7:29:59	2

	“That’s in estate.” 02/07/23 11:07:46, edited: 02/07/23 11:09:10	2

	“The town bike’s high again.” 01/07/23 7:05:42	2

	Cast-ration 30/06/23 7:05:22	2

	“Cool.” 14/06/23 11:11:46	2

	🎵 Some bare over the drain bowl 🎵 Nod to 20:03:06 12/06/23 19:06:19, edited: 12/06/23 19:36:40	1 2

	“Not another bloody Cat caption.” 27/05/23 7:02:49	2

	U FNG prick 25/05/23 19:23:41, edited: 25/05/23 19:25:56	2

	Contact lenses 25/05/23 19:03:07	2

	“You don’t see that every day.” “No, someone actually indicating, amazing.” 21/05/23 19:15:22	2

	Putin and Lukashenko saw the funny side of being drawn to fight each other. 18/05/23 11:24:36	2

	“I’d rather have a Pointer Guiness.” 15/05/23 20:15:33, edited: 15/05/23 20:15:50	2

	“I bet you didn’t know there was a bird called a Welding.” 12/05/23 19:34:19, edited: 12/05/23 19:37:04	2

	The Crown Tools 05/05/23 11:02:51	2

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Missed that one, changed

(caption author)

11/06/24
7:37pm

comment on caption:
“I did tell you not to do the John o’ Groats to Land’s End cycle challenge.” [Ian Skelding]

What if the bottled water is from Sellafield?

Glyn Evans

12/06/24
1:21pm

comment on caption:
“That’s why you should use bottled water in Sellafield.” [Ian Skelding]

In the sheepfield.

Molly R

26/06/24
10:57am

comment on caption:
“Sheila, where’s my bloomin’ bacon?” [Ian Skelding]

Loch and Roll

[anon]

16/07/24
2:02pm

comment on caption:
Rock ‘n’ Noll [Ian Skelding]

"She's all yours buddy. She's a royal pain in the arse and she's all the confrontation you're ever going to need. Don't come crying to me when you've had enough of her"

Glyn Evans

12/08/24
3:50pm

comment on caption:
“She’s yours, I don’t like confrontation.” [Ian Skelding]

Wow, talk about niche captions. Floyd fans only.

James Lennox

21/08/24
7:16am

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The effects of climate change since Atom Heart Mother was released. [Ian Skelding]

Did these cats escape China?

Mr Dome

25/08/24
3:14pm

comment on caption:
“FLEADOM!” [Ian Skelding]

Or the violinquini

[anon]

16/09/24
7:46pm

comment on caption:
“I prefer the penne whistle.” [Ian Skelding]

It's the right weather conditions for the caption theme as Trotsky was taken out with an ice pick

...although I don't think they had much snow at that time of year in Mexico 🤔

Glyn Evans

30/09/24
7:12pm

comment on caption:
Trot ski [Ian Skelding]

The Croissants agreed he talked a lot of Crepe.

[anon]

12/11/24
10:50am

comment on caption:
“Blimey, I thought the Waffle talked a load of crap.” [Ian Skelding]

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