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Comments	3	158	3	#104
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Captions	1051	#119
Photos	32	#97
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	It was not the first time Michael had taken Peter up the back passage. 30/04/12 10:00:10	18

	I asked these guys for directions... But I couldn't get a straight answer out of them. 30/04/12 10:01:07	16

	Mother and baby are both in a stable condition. 23/12/11 20:48:49	16

	The crowd turn ugly at the Superbowl. 25/10/11 10:02:03	16

	Camel Tow. 29/04/12 10:00:06	15

	8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskers. 15/12/11 20:03:07	3 15

	When painting outside Pablo always used three coats. 31/12/11 11:22:56	1 14

	I'm not sure I approve of this photo... Too much saxon violence. 27/12/11 14:52:12	14

	Carla worked out that her new shadow puppet theatre could make millions... But that's just a projected figure. 22/12/11 20:00:37	1 14

	My garden is completely organic... insect aside. 20/12/11 20:00:27	14

	Bay Watch. 18/12/11 12:55:22	14

	This Saturday it's a Double Rollover! 04/12/11 20:00:23	14

	Cat-nips in for a quick one. 28/10/11 19:06:57	14

	Wild goose chase. 29/04/12 19:00:21	13

	I am a cup is half full kind of person... I always try to B positive. 22/01/12 11:04:36	1 13

	Why did the tramp cross the road? To get to the other Cider. 10/01/12 11:01:03	13

	Nursery nurse 06/01/12 20:31:17	1 13

	Ever since I had this new letter box put in all I seem to be getting are bills. 29/12/11 20:03:54	13

	Tattoes. 17/12/11 20:00:17	13

	Andy fought in many conflicts and survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now classed as a seasoned war veteran. 13/12/11 20:00:09	13

	Special Offer: All hair removal 50% Off! 18/01/16 8:09:51	12

	Just found this note on my windscreen, it read 'Parking Fine'... Its nice to get a compliment. 11/01/12 20:12:59	12

	Living In Scotland, Rachel loved the summer... It was her favourite day of the year. 09/01/12 20:00:53	1 12

	Toxic Waist 13/11/11 11:12:30	12

	Child support. 19/01/16 20:14:48	2 11
I di toy with that idea, and with hindsight I think you may be right! Thank you for the suggestion.:) --[anon]
	Proper Gander Exercise. 29/04/12 19:00:56	11

	Police are investigating a recent increase in wheelchair thefts. 13/12/11 17:01:06	11

	Bomb 'Shell'! 04/12/11 11:00:59	11

	Beautifully prepared Ibuprofen, accompanied by delicately dispensed Diamorphine with a hint of perfectly prescribed Prozac. All artistically arranged on a platter served with glass of mineral water.... This isn't just any hospital, this is a BUPA hospital. 03/12/11 22:27:43	11

	Download Complete. 06/10/11 11:11:53	11

	Widespread panic as hundreds of captioneers go on the ram page. 03/05/12 19:25:11	10

	Running low on fuel, this was the last resort. 23/01/12 20:09:51	10

	Advertising Hoarding. 18/01/12 20:02:50	10

	French Dressing 16/01/12 20:00:38	10

	Next stop Waterloo! 21/01/16 20:04:03	10

	"Go Go Gadget Airbags!" 25/01/16 8:01:10	9

	"Just take the damn photo, I can't balance on this pole forever!" 25/01/16 8:43:17	8

	🎵🎵 My old man's a waste management and disposal technician, he wears a waste management and disposal technician's hat! 🎵🎵 24/01/16 8:25:09	8

	Long gone are the days when you saw an unattended bag and thought to yourself " I'm having that!" 13/11/17 9:48:50	6

	France's number two tourist attraction. 25/01/16 12:00:11	6

	Despite being an alcoholic and unemployed, I knew my dad would'nt let me down on career day! 17/01/16 20:43:44	6

	In a bid to become more eco friendly, Police announce squad cars are to be made out of recycled Corned Beef Tins. 16/11/14 20:30:17	6

	Of all the things John had hoped for on his stag night... A game of Twister was not one! 16/11/14 12:08:33	6

	"Did you report that the reversing beepers are not working Dan?"..... "Nah no rush, I'll do it when we get back to the yard." 24/01/16 8:12:57	5

	"Big Lorry, Little Lorry, Big Lolly, Little Lorry, Big Lolly, Lillle Lolly......Whahhhh I Can't Do It!" 24/01/16 8:00:48	1 5
The most amusing thing about this caption is that you are all trying this at home. :) --[anon]
	🎵🎵'Gillette.... The Best Oman Can Get'🎵🎵 18/11/14 18:39:16	5

	Playing spin the bottle just wasn't the same without the girls! 16/11/14 15:07:18	5

	" Hang it over there, on the far right" 31/01/16 21:06:53	4

	Condom-inium. 26/01/16 8:01:40	4

	Funnily enough this is how I come up with all my best captions. 25/01/16 12:01:13	4

	My girlfriend was forced into modeling by a French designer. Pierre Pressure. 16/01/12 20:01:31	4

	This pshycic was able to tell me my past, my present and my future... It was tense. 15/01/12 20:01:30	4

	I haven't made a prediction in my life and I never will. 15/01/12 20:01:14	4

	I found myself on top of this mosque and thought to myself... "Hold on a minaret" 15/01/12 11:31:09	4

	There has been 18 accidents at this roundabout this year? Turns out its a vicious circle. 11/01/12 20:01:03	4

	Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm. 10/01/12 20:01:28	4

	I don't know why this dinner party is for land animals only... It serves no porpoise. 10/01/12 20:01:13	4

	I passed this tramp waiting at a bus stop and thought to myself, If I were a bum I'd be home by now. 10/01/12 11:03:00	4

	You may now high five the bride. 07/01/12 20:23:57	4

	Marriage... Betting someone half your stuff that you will love them forever. 07/01/12 20:14:49	4

	RSPB Duck Rescue Centre anonymous drop off point. 29/12/11 20:01:08	4

	A gay marriage of convenience. 24/12/11 20:02:32	4

	During my yoga class today my instructor told me he found me sexually attractive... Which kind of put me in an awkward position. 21/12/11 20:05:40	4

	Water Features. 18/12/11 11:11:55	4

	This morning my wife asked me "How would you like your eggs cooked darling" "In silence" I replied. 11/12/11 11:00:24	3 4

	The weather forecasters are rubbish, they said there would be eight inches of snow overnight... When I looked out of the window this morning there was bloody miles of it! 08/12/11 20:00:40	4

	Soft-wear Piracy 13/11/11 11:09:40	4

	Bathtime at Auntie Gravity's house was always exciting. 04/11/11 18:09:51	4

	Strawberry Tea. 27/10/11 19:01:12	4

	I couldn't fix the brakes... So I made your horn louder! 23/10/11 19:01:46	2 4

	As a landscape Gardener, Achilles was raking it in. 21/10/11 19:10:44	3 4

	Paws for thought. 19/10/11 19:09:07	4

	Two girls, two cups! 14/10/11 19:40:24	4

	"I've been doing the breast stroke for twenty minutes Chantelle and I'm not moving anywhere!" 14/10/11 19:34:16	3 4

	We beat Anorexia! 01/09/11 17:41:53	4

	Pedigree Chums 07/08/11 10:00:15	4

	Beach Coma 04/08/11 17:14:58	4

	Ram-bling 03/05/12 19:30:36	3

	Over hearing a conversation between two builders, Marion changed her breakfast plans this morning in the the hope that she too would get her 'Ass Felt'. 13/04/12 10:00:45	3

	With £50 for the winning caption this month, the steaks were high. 07/03/12 17:16:18	3

	Once you've seen one baby sculpture... you've seen a mall. 27/01/12 22:28:20	3

	Why did I say I'd win that giant butterfly contest? Me and my big moth. 24/01/12 20:03:00	3

	I cant help thinking that a lot of the trouble in the wild west could have been avoided, if cowboy architects had made towns big enough for everyone. 21/01/12 23:06:30	3

	I was walking along my street today when I slipped in dog shit. Not long after, this woman did exactly the same. I said to her, "I just did that." She then proceeded to punch me in the face and call me a dirty bastard. 21/01/12 11:00:19	3

	These monkeys auditioned for the PG Tips adverts.... But it just wasn't their cup of tea. 20/01/12 22:36:18	2 3

	Quick hide the baby, Noah's coming! 20/01/12 20:21:19	3

	Get your Kitt Hoff! 19/01/12 20:01:37	3

	Windows 8 was her idea. 15/01/12 20:01:48	3

	If I had a crystal ball... I'd sit down really carefully. 15/01/12 20:00:45	3

	He ain't heavy, he's my clubber. 14/01/12 20:03:48	3

	Cosmetic Splurgery. 08/01/12 11:26:49	1 3

	I went to Amsterdam fully expecting to blow all my money on prostitutes... but I visited a cafe and my plan went to pot. 30/12/11 21:12:11	3

	Deliveries in the rear. 30/12/11 20:00:22	3

	Dating agency unclaimed baggage department. 23/12/11 14:46:23	3

	Honey Monster. 20/12/11 20:00:08	3

	Twin Tub. 19/12/11 20:00:10	3

	I'm sure this would fit into a wheelie bin... But you are going to have to phone the council to lose the sofa. 18/12/11 20:13:57	3

	Migrate Auntie Wren. 12/12/11 11:09:31	3

	I should really stop stealing my food from the supermarket... I must admit tho, that eggs do taste better when they are poached. 11/12/11 11:00:08	3

	Eider Down. 10/12/11 20:00:50	3

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why thank you darling... Achilles hmmm I see we have stayed with a Greek theme... I don't know why? But it's an improvement and now I see you have another vote... *dusts off shoulders* I'm always generous:) Bottoms up:-D