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	creative "That's all Volks". 01/03/13 12:01:35	16

	Pram Stoker 31/07/14 7:25:31	15

	"No .. woman, no pie"! 29/08/12 12:58:45	2 15

	"Is that the couple from our hotel who kept us awake all night with their bonking in the room over ours? "Yea ... You'ld think they would be a bit old for that now". 03/10/12 11:15:04	14

	Perfect picture but her feet lactose 05/07/13 11:14:55	13

	"We are thinking of Chopin it up for firewood" 18/12/12 12:15:12	13

	"What about using your wing mirrors"? 27/07/14 19:03:49	12

	creative x2 Within Earshot 12/03/13 22:57:02	12

	"I was told there was some great Schnapps to be had here" 31/10/12 9:21:27	12

	"Got to pick a punnit or two" 06/09/12 19:41:02	12

	"What's in yours"? "Cheese and sand" .... "And yours"? "Tomato and flies" 17/08/12 11:08:22	12

	Daddy Long Pegs 08/09/14 12:23:41	11

	"Has anyone seen the Sherpa"? "Yea ... he's sitting outside his house on an armchair" 24/02/14 14:12:41	11

	The first ever impersonation of Sonny and Cher ... in the same photo. 15/02/14 12:02:38	11

	creative Mrs Doyle "How about tea Fr Jack" Fr Jack "No I'm looking for an e" Mrs Doyle "The drink is bad enough ... now he's on the drugs" 05/02/13 20:39:41	11

	A Cross Aggressor 04/09/13 11:08:26	10

	"Now lets get this home before every dog in the street knows I have one" 30/05/13 11:13:14	10

	"Sorry for taking so long ... I had problems getting the phone out of my pocket" 23/04/13 11:02:54	10

	"I can't get a good drag out of this donkey can I have 20 Camels instead"? 22/02/13 12:01:50	10

	It's a false tart. 04/02/13 12:05:18	5 10
I've heard of Pontefract cakes ,but never Pontefract prostitutes. --Ian Mclaren
	He ain't heavy he's my Buddha. 01/01/12 11:29:28	10

	"Wow ... where did that swarm of bees come from"? 02/03/15 20:59:59	9

	Cyclists with a mullet are prohibited 08/02/14 12:05:18	9

	A Random Diary Entry. 06/02/14 8:22:13	1 9
Well done on being one of the few people who found a way to make the pad and writing relevant- great stuff :) --Michael Winner
	Shingle Bells. 23/12/12 12:13:36	9

	Land Cruiser! 16/05/12 21:22:21	9

	Baby Shower. 03/02/12 11:04:31	9

	Handmade Preserves 10/10/14 20:44:59	8

	lol Foam James. 01/05/13 11:00:21	8

	"It's worse than that .. she's fat Jim" 17/03/13 21:01:57	8

	Motor Pike and Side Carp. 24/02/13 20:00:47	8

	".... let's hope my master picks up the remains" 15/02/13 12:12:02	8

	creative Appauling 13 27/01/13 11:22:48	8

	Billy Crystal 22/04/12 20:09:16	8

	"Bill do you have a light ..... sorry Frank I don't smoke .... but there's a matchbox back there somewhere" 01/02/12 11:34:36	8

	The Wrong Sisters. 27/05/14 19:49:31	7

	Kirk "Your analysis Bones"? Bones "It's worse than that I'm dead Jim" 24/08/13 9:23:37	7

	"Here's a fiver ... give me my saddle back" 26/06/13 19:33:06	7

	Arty Farty 10/06/13 12:34:44	1 7
I had to vote for this as I had it written down and forgot to post it. :) --William Kay
	"Oh no ... there's another lamp post I missed" 18/03/13 20:59:22	7

	Ten Pins Bowling 19/02/13 12:01:56	7

	A Day at the Races - "On your Marks Brothers & Sisters" 04/02/13 15:27:26	7

	Sylvia's bark is worse than her bite. 30/12/12 20:14:29	7

	"Ingrid zid you phut da towels on za deck chairs"? "Yea Helga ZI came down zat 3.30am like you say" 29/11/12 12:15:21	7

	Thai Phew Tea 09/08/12 10:27:28	7

	Gilbert O'Sullivan ... alone again naturally! 23/05/12 11:13:59	7

	"... but how do we get in"? "... ah just pull those love handles" 08/05/12 20:57:32	7

	Notetariety. 18/01/12 22:20:03	7

	Door to door lifeboat collection. 27/11/11 19:32:54	7

	Brylcream 07/04/14 12:13:35	6

	Sherpas Tensing 24/02/14 13:49:52	6

	Bird of Pray 07/02/14 12:00:33	1 6
A Turd of Pray? --Smuldo
	Hundreds and thousands turned out to watch the race. 07/04/13 19:04:20	6

	Meshed up kids. 09/03/13 8:43:13	6

	"Go away I'm trying to do a screen dump" 25/02/13 12:00:45	6

	Blue Moons 29/11/12 12:02:13	6

	Muslim women updating their FacelessBook page 04/11/12 20:31:06	6

	Matt Le Blanc 14/08/12 11:47:37	6

	"Get away ... you already ruined our car" 20/05/12 10:36:05	6

	"I'm a Single Lady" 19/02/12 11:57:31	6

	NASA Christmas Dinner. 04/12/11 10:09:52	6

	"just what I need to go with this jumper ... a nice mullet" 17/11/11 11:19:09	6

	Round the world on 80 stays 26/10/11 10:32:29	6

	"Damn this reincarnation ... do I have to go through all this again?" 27/03/11 11:21:56	2 6

	... just looking for my litter ... 10/11/10 11:03:08	1 6

	Artic conditions on the way. 02/08/15 8:04:19	6

	"... and now for my latest invention ... the vertical mullet" 28/08/14 22:08:11	5

	"Never a disabled parking bay when you need one" 03/05/14 20:20:54	5

	Standing Bull 22/04/14 13:49:54	5

	Another 70's disk jockey gone into disguise before the police come knocking. 15/02/14 12:14:30	5

	"Yes Officer I know my library books are overdue ... but I was pressganged in 1695" 02/01/14 13:05:08	5

	"I'm staying here by myshelf" 10/03/13 20:00:31	5

	"Well Lewis .... solving this is a piece of cake" 27/02/13 20:26:54	5

	"I just love my Honda umbilical Accord". 17/01/13 20:01:13	5

	It's Bond .... English Bond. 08/11/12 8:35:57	5

	French Revolution Souvenirs - at Cut Down prices 07/11/12 12:02:33	5

	"... and now here's a particular favourate of mine ... Donald where's your trooooousers" 05/10/12 11:36:01	5

	Rio unveils athlete Olympic facilities for 2016. 21/09/12 7:49:52	5

	"... and you wouldn't believe it ... both buried up to their necks in sand" "No". 17/08/12 11:02:22	5

	Say Cheese (and Ham). 06/03/12 21:56:24	5

	"Sgt .. What time did the accident happen"? "Roundabout 2" 11/01/12 21:51:16	5

	Santa says "No presents for you this year ... you have been a right heel". 22/12/11 12:16:27	5

	"Have they caught any fish fingers today"? 18/10/11 10:07:57	2 5

	Log Haul Transport 31/01/15 11:29:08	4

	"Can I have more jelly snots" 26/01/15 21:31:32	4

	3, 2, 1 ...Selfie with Dusty Bin 10/10/14 13:06:18	4

	Looks like Dorothy pulled the short straw" 08/09/14 19:44:16	4

	"Beryl there's a couple of shady characters around" 03/07/14 13:07:18	4

	"Pistachio in my mustachio". 23/05/14 7:33:59	4

	"Excuse me sir ... I seem to be lost ... can you direct me back to the Police Station"? 17/10/13 20:59:38	2 4

	His fries are undone. 13/10/13 21:04:10	4

	Man Utd new away kit. 16/09/13 21:01:50	4

	The Czars and Stripes and the American Dream. 11/09/13 19:04:46	4

	School's out for Summer Vikation. 23/07/13 11:47:02	4

	The Nuremburg Lolly 26/06/13 8:56:05	4

	"I just have one concern before we get married ..... are you a natural blond"? 29/05/13 11:07:44	1 4
When i saw this caption had one vote i guessed the vote would be from Mr Blonde and i was spot on. --David Devine
	"You're ok as long as you don't inhale - at least that's what Bill says" 24/05/13 20:03:20	4

	"Listen up ... this is a coup a te" 13/05/13 11:54:03	4

	Plate Watchers. 22/04/13 11:14:28	4

	"If he eats all those Kim Sung very Ill". 14/04/13 9:57:35	4

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Craig Eddie

10/11/10
11:42am

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... just looking for my litter ... [Austin Marry]

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wheres the zebra?

Craig Eddie

22/11/10
9:23pm

comment on caption:
Zebra Crossing! [Austin Marry]

Note the stripes - a Zebra has stripes as well as a tiger. Anyway he's heading for the bus ... it's his lynx home. lol

Austin Marry

23/11/10
12:43am

comment on caption:
Zebra Crossing! [Austin Marry]

aye but a zebra doesnt have paws the size of dinner plates lol..im just being pedantic today,bad weekend,bad bad Austin lol..im glad youre on this site Austin it seems a bit empty,whats up with everyone?,not the usual flow of captions or voting.The photos appearing have not really floated my boat recently,how does ev1 else feel?

Craig Eddie

23/11/10
1:25am

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Zebra Crossing! [Austin Marry]

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