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	Kate preferred Buckingham Palace from the outside. 15/07/11 10:02:27	12

	Mick Jagger had forgotten his sun cream. 06/03/11 16:22:46	2 11

	Even though Cathy had a good grip on his shirt, nothing could stop Heathcliff when the pubs opened. 03/05/11 10:21:18	10

	Detectives had traced the stolen car to No.58 29/01/11 11:22:35	10

	Alien abduction thwarted by concert fans 28/07/11 10:42:10	9

	Sam never missed any scraps thrown from the table. 08/07/11 10:08:59	4 9

	Walthermelon 23/06/11 15:58:36	9

	Flushing Meadows 16/02/11 11:16:24	9

	Faceplanting. 24/06/11 10:00:09	8

	Budgeriguard 19/03/11 12:46:25	1 8

	Maud was worried she might be getting a bit heavy for Harold's shoulders. 09/01/11 17:49:56	3 8

	"You're a herring gull aren't you, sweetie? Well piss off then, this is tuna." 30/07/11 10:12:16	7

	Beware of blank robbers 21/07/11 10:44:39	7

	Photography for dummies 10/07/11 10:29:08	7

	Baby setter 12/04/11 18:33:31	7

	A lass for Yorick 23/03/11 18:11:06	7

	Pen pals 10/03/11 11:19:33	7

	Nine bottles later and it was daddy's turn to be burped. 08/03/11 11:24:52	7

	With hotel inspectors making a surprise visit, Basil asks Polly to improvise a sprinkler system. 03/03/11 21:04:22	7

	Jar-ronnie-moo 29/01/11 18:38:41	7

	The bridal suite of the Baghdad Hilton had a great view of the city. 15/07/11 10:06:54	6

	There was a nice rest area just by the fork in the river. 14/07/11 10:01:31	6

	The loud bang had loosened Annie's ear wax. 23/06/11 16:05:06	6

	Snap, crackle, plop. 12/06/11 10:00:11	6

	Straywatch 09/06/11 10:40:05	6

	Flaparazzi 06/06/11 21:00:40	6

	Lionbacker Sorry everyone, it's not a bear. 25/05/11 10:12:49	7 6

	Having eaten too much at lunch, the boys discover the leaning power of pizza. 09/05/11 10:45:42	6

	Goo...Goo...Goo...Google 09/02/11 11:08:32	1 6

	Lucy could tell the married ones as they had rings on. 24/07/11 10:45:39	5

	Teddy Brek 12/07/11 15:50:36	5

	Margaret had broken the first rule of parachute jumping - wear a parachute. 24/06/11 10:13:05	1 5

	Thai breaker 24/04/11 16:47:05	5

	Just in case there was any doubt, Lewis had outlined his manhood for the girls. 18/04/11 10:19:41	5

	Norris wasn't sure about this domination thing, although the suspenders looked nice. 11/04/11 12:42:57	5

	Ireland and Portugal decide to go halves on a new popemobile after the Vatican announces papal tour of Europe 07/04/11 12:55:14	5

	The kids were starting to copy their stepfather's coke habit. 06/04/11 10:18:17	5

	So that's how they get the holes in Swiss cheese. 16/03/11 17:42:57	5

	Lay-by 28/02/11 9:21:28	5

	Although William was clearly out of his tree, he thought the visits to the shrink were helping. 26/02/11 12:14:13	5

	You could see by the bull's eye he wanted to do a 180 and make a dart for it. 23/02/11 11:04:35	5

	Cocklesucker 19/01/11 11:24:54	1 5

	David Attenborough catches by surprise the normally nocturnal muff-diver in full flight. 09/12/10 20:00:56	5

	"So you think this is humerus....well, you're right." 27/07/11 10:07:44	4

	His other body hair was equally dye-a-bollockal. 16/07/11 11:02:10	4

	Red Hairing 16/07/11 10:07:09	4

	The Ness Cafe was famous for its fresh fish and monster portions. 14/07/11 10:09:20	4

	It was the worst forked lightening seen in years 14/07/11 10:07:22	4

	"How will we get it out?" "Wait until low tide and use a fork-lift truck." 14/07/11 10:06:04	4

	Jimmy crack corn 21/06/11 16:04:33	4

	"Right girls, what's it to be this afternoon? Tea and scones or back to my place for a spliff and gangbang." 20/06/11 11:50:43	4

	The centrifugal force of the spin cycle is explained by Mensa's youngest member to his amazed dad. 19/05/11 10:04:03	4

	My boyfriend is waiting for me at the bar with a screwdriver. 04/05/11 12:43:46	4

	Lean cuisine 29/04/11 14:45:45	4

	"DON'T LOOK ETHEL" 21/03/11 17:23:35	1 4

	Warning - property protected by Securicaw. 19/03/11 16:28:05	4

	Some families just spend the day arson around the house. 28/02/11 11:02:51	4

	Morning is the best time to spot beach combovers 11/01/11 11:36:34	4

	Jenny suffered from bed soars 23/12/10 20:33:54	4

	He needed a shoulder to dry on 15/12/10 11:23:52	4

	As a banker Barbara showed a lot of compound interest. 29/07/11 11:48:34	3

	Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends... 28/07/11 11:49:20	3

	Alice Coo-per 24/07/11 10:16:17	3

	Water Lily 20/07/11 10:02:27	3

	Blondi Bleach 18/07/11 10:01:52	3

	You can't beat Jedward....unplugged. 06/07/11 10:31:02	3

	The boys were waiting for Annette 04/07/11 21:20:29	3

	Penelope had broken the first rule of using a concert portaloo - don't look. 02/07/11 11:16:18	3

	Clowns to the left of me, chokers to the right... 02/07/11 7:30:26	3

	Dora drew the short straw and got the box room. 30/06/11 10:20:28	3

	Harvest moon 21/06/11 13:48:36	3

	Don't be shy, I can get it enlarged later. 19/06/11 10:00:11	3

	"I wish, I wish, I wish somebody would vote for my captions" 11/06/11 11:19:06	2 3

	Pawtrait picture 31/05/11 10:05:34	3

	Carpsule 17/05/11 12:43:59	3

	She had been told not to use the spinal tap to fill her bath. 07/05/11 10:27:25	3

	As the white sheet floated away, colour blind Mary took the full force of the bull 03/05/11 10:08:24	3

	Come iodine with me 28/04/11 11:41:42	3

	"Excuse me, are you with the US Latrine Corps?" 22/04/11 10:03:08	3

	Changing of the guard in Diddyland. 22/04/11 10:00:37	3

	"Take five Antonio, the drag from the tin cans is sapping my strength." 13/04/11 11:49:20	3

	There was just enough seating to hold a large conference. 26/03/11 11:09:41	3

	Pamela's job was to drive Saudi Arabia's richest oil sheik around his bathroom. 19/03/11 14:37:31	3

	Myopic Meg would be charged later with cock sucking in public. 05/03/11 11:00:17	3

	Another WC Fields picture. 16/02/11 11:15:27	3

	Jenny form the block 31/01/11 7:41:32	3

	Ant and Dec were destined to be high-fliers from an early age. 27/01/11 11:26:36	3

	Prototype of the Morris Marina 20/01/11 16:01:13	3

	You can't beat a gift of Harvey Smith's Bristol Cream 02/01/11 13:09:03	3

	When asked what temperature they thought it was, most of the runners said it felt like minus two below. 24/12/10 17:43:13	3

	There was a gripping match on TV 20/12/10 17:17:22	3