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07/04/24 7:04:17 |
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28/06/14 19:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
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20/05/23 7:01:40 |
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♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ 05/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Nice one! --Al Overy
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"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly." 10/11/23 12:06:48 |
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I dunno. I think this photo is doctored. --Willie Johnson
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
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"Damn waiter messed my order up. I deliberately ordered a club sandwich." 27/03/23 7:05:27 |
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"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish." 17/04/21 11:05:16 |
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17/11/23 12:03:40 |
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28/03/21 11:01:21 |
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Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say it’s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. I’m still chuckling now! Xxxx 🤣😂😆 --Karen Oakenfull
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23/07/24 11:03:29 |
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30/03/24 8:04:24 |
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Clever --Mandy Tate
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"You know, Doc, I was a bit worried when you started mentioning something about atrophy." 11/03/24 8:06:42 |
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 11:03:05 |
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption --Zac Kramer
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Cleanliness is next to dogliness. 01/06/24 7:01:34 |
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Babar was now enjoying his new life thanks to the witness protection program. 01/02/24 8:01:18 |
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"Aren't you boiling in those suits?" 09/10/23 19:04:53 |
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"No it's just a little warm so far, we'll be fine." --Willie Johnson
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20/06/23 11:01:34 |
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink. 22/11/22 8:01:11 |
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07/05/21 19:05:54 |
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14/03/19 8:07:51 |
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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush. --stone face
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08/01/19 20:31:23 |
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He'd always been a bit unstable. --Karyn Harrison
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21/08/18 7:03:52 |
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25/09/14 19:13:32 |
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"I can't wait to go sniffing around Uranus." 02/10/24 11:02:32 |
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25/12/23 8:02:06 |
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06/11/22 8:02:57 |
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11/10/22 7:09:05 |
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06/04/21 7:11:29 |
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05/02/19 20:04:15 |
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The Grammar Police have been notified and will be on the scene shortly. 14/08/24 7:12:12 |
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I'm here! --Dot Old
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"What's the matter? You look like you got a latte on your mind." 27/03/24 8:15:35 |
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"Not now, dear. I'm trying to hibernate." 13/12/23 20:02:29 |
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29/10/23 8:12:38 |
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26/09/23 7:01:10 |
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"It says: Verify you are human. Crap! How did they know?" 22/04/23 7:01:22 |
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06/01/23 8:01:30 |
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14/07/22 19:05:35 |
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"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up." 23/07/21 7:15:03 |
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That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing. 04/12/20 8:07:50 |
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09/08/20 7:01:25 |
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But not if you're a black cat. --Willie Johnson
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06/02/18 20:07:01 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 19:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 7:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing. --Michael Monkhouse
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 7:23:25 |
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Dave was struggling to adjust to life in the Witness Protection Program. 26/11/24 8:06:04 |
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19/11/24 12:02:02 |
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16/11/24 20:06:29 |
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08/07/24 19:01:18 |
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22/12/23 21:09:42 |
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Could be the African Queen. --Al Overy
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29/06/23 7:07:16 |
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24/03/23 8:01:25 |
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"Tell the firing squad I'm almost ready." 29/11/22 20:09:18 |
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"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today." 22/04/21 19:09:13 |
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"Mind if I crash at your place?" 28/11/20 12:01:25 |
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"Knock yourself out." --Willie Johnson
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11/05/20 7:00:26 |
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Modern day Don key-xote. --Willie Johnson
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Monty Python and the Holy Snail 20/04/20 11:00:47 |
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20/10/19 7:25:39 |
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Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school. 22/05/19 19:04:13 |
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25/01/19 8:24:10 |
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07/04/15 19:02:31 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 19:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 19:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 19:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo! --Michael Winner
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 19:00:57 |
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13/08/13 19:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 19:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 7:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 19:08:09 |
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26/10/24 7:01:38 |
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28/08/24 19:02:06 |
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"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit." 31/05/24 19:02:34 |
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12/04/24 7:01:18 |
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13/02/24 20:04:01 |
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13/11/23 12:01:59 |
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26/08/23 7:01:53 |
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"How did you manage to get such a realistic dog costume for your tarantula?" 20/04/23 19:05:58 |
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28/10/22 7:02:34 |
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20/10/22 7:01:21 |
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"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals." 20/01/21 12:07:55 |
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12/09/20 19:09:39 |
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16/08/20 7:03:06 |
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09/05/20 19:03:57 |
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And 50 shades of NAY. --Willie Johnson
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 19:04:17 |
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07/07/15 19:06:31 |
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They both knew that it was most likely only ever going to be a whirlwind romance. 06/09/24 7:15:04 |
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19/01/24 8:01:28 |
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02/11/23 8:10:21 |
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22/10/23 7:00:26 |
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"If that doesn't kill the lice, then nothing will." 20/09/23 7:04:56 |
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08/07/23 7:55:22 |
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This is so clever and deserves more votes.
8:53pm
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The Old Man & The Seat [Hercules Rockefeller]
Clever! (or dyslexic)
11:09am
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Sith Happens [Hercules Rockefeller]
Looks more like they are in-turd.
7:23pm
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Berried Alive [Hercules Rockefeller]
Very clever ... & I'm amazed that I'm not the only one who remembers that song!
3:54am
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♫ Take me out to the dollgame. ♫ [Hercules Rockefeller]
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8:11am
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." [Hercules Rockefeller]
I'm the author of the first AA caption at 8:01 and I'm not happy about this. Admittedly the delivery of the punchline is better than mine, but to me it's a blatant copy. Surely the dupe detector would of flagged this up, and if so the captioneer carried on regardless. I also pointed out the dupe yesterday morning when it only had two votes, but since then 14 other people have voted for it. Am I alone in thinking this is wrong? I'd like to hear what fellow captioneers think. Ta
1:44pm
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." [Hercules Rockefeller]
I've noticed a lot of captioneers advise you when they think of better wording, so you have the option of changing it. Not sure how this slipped the dupe detector, but I do agree it is a better punchline than yours. I think there was a forum on this not so long ago, whether it is acceptable. What about all those who have Jack Daniels in their caption. The dupe detector must of picked them up, but you have to say what is in the picture and the witty one wins. I've voted for the second one, so will also do the same for yours. Good luck.
2:12pm
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." [Hercules Rockefeller]
I don't agree it's a better punchline. The punchline is the same, it's the delivery which is better. It's inevitable that the word Jack would be used lots, but there's so many permutations for the word. At the end of the day, I suppose it boils down to that some people's morals and sense of fair play are different to others.
5:02pm
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Sorry Mark, but there is no need to have a go at me. I didn't write it! All i'm saying that if the other captioneer had a better version than yours they usually message you to change yours to their suggestion.
5:21pm
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." [Hercules Rockefeller]
Please don't take it the wrong way. I'm not having a go at you.
5:29pm
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." [Hercules Rockefeller]