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	Is Father Christmas real? No it's just a phallacy. 14/09/24 11:05:49	20

	creative x2 clever PepperOnly Pizza. 31/07/16 8:27:17	20

	Camp fire. 21/01/16 13:41:13	2 20
Thanks. --Chris Halliwell
	creative This photo was developed from a negative. 21/07/15 11:02:23	20

	creative clever If walls had deers. 13/05/15 7:03:13	20

	That meat looks a bit dicey. 17/10/22 7:03:39	18

	Either way it was going to be a Grizzly end. 23/05/21 7:38:23	18

	Note to self...... 07/07/19 19:02:08	18

	lol 🎵🎵 These boots were made for walkies....... 🎵🎵 29/04/19 19:32:53	18

	lol BackPack and Crack. 20/07/18 11:48:56	2 18

	Tom, drip and Harry. 21/05/24 11:08:10	17

	lol As quick as you can please, we've got The Beatles turning up any minute. 17/05/21 7:04:36	17

	I'm guessing that's not a Virgin. 03/03/16 12:03:28	1 17
You're on the right track --Bad Boy Dennis.
	♪ Veal meat again... ♪ 03/07/22 7:14:36	16

	Is that a Rockweiler? 25/07/20 19:04:47	16

	clever The International Space Station is a lot more roomy than I thought it was. 03/06/20 11:05:33	2 16
I wonder if they have any Branson pickle on board? ðŸ˜‚ --Chris Halliwell
	She looks very composed. 28/01/20 8:01:43	16

	Trouble Brewing. 18/11/18 9:01:52	16

	No this is a Frogbench, a Toadstool is completely different. 03/09/18 19:23:19	16

	🎵When the moon hits your eye Like a big-a pizza pie That's A Moray.🎵 24/08/13 11:02:39	16

	Weapons of mass distraction. 13/02/13 20:16:26	16

	Ears of a clown. 02/12/12 20:05:00	16

	Gator Aid. 30/11/24 20:01:39	15

	The Descent of Man. 03/10/18 12:12:44	2 15
Thank you. â˜º --Chris Halliwell
	The Suspension is killing me. 16/07/18 19:32:22	15

	Has anyone seen Big Mac? He's about this high and has absolutely no taste. 16/09/15 21:18:57	15

	Go ahead punk, make my Christmas day. 14/10/18 19:19:17	14

	clever The Royal Ascent. 05/08/17 19:10:08	14

	I told you we should have weighted our handbags down. 08/09/16 7:10:18	14

	lol x2 The NHS appear to have brought forward dramatically the age for the Prostate cancer check up. 20/02/16 20:25:13	14

	House Mate. 26/01/16 8:08:59	14

	Match Point? 08/09/15 11:20:24	14

	Walls I scream. 16/03/15 20:01:49	14

	The Beagle has Glanded. 29/10/14 12:22:47	14


lol creative x2 15/05/14 19:28:22		3 14
20.24.32 should have had a nod I think. --Cath Jones
	It was neck and neck in the giant slalom. 11/02/13 20:14:58	14

	I think he's looking for the paws button. 12/05/14 11:01:21	13

	Drag racer. 13/11/13 16:18:46	13

	lol Things weren't going well at the saluting for beginners class. 04/10/13 11:03:18	2 13
Reminded me of Benny Hill's Fred Scuttle ;) --Gordon Bannerman
	Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 01/06/13 11:17:41	2 13
I stand corrected the edit has been done. Cheers. :-) --Chris Halliwell
	After falsely being accused of not strapping the customers into the ride and being sacked for it the attendant successfully sued for Funfair Dismissal. 23/09/22 7:51:17	13

	Can't stop, I've got a pressing engagement. 25/10/21 7:02:43	13

	Of course a leg comes through the screen when you have to reboot it. 26/11/20 8:05:35	13

	Looks like she's trying to drum up some business. 17/09/20 7:03:14	2 13
Don't be Crude. --Chris Halliwell
	Swan for the road? 25/04/19 19:00:23	13

	Kirk to Spock: Which deck are you on? 03/11/16 8:55:45	13

	lol Wow Air Guitar goes a lot further back in history than I thought. 21/08/16 12:28:23	13

	clever x2 I don't think the supermarket meant this when they put 'If found please return to the nearest Branch' on the trolley. 22/03/15 20:05:32	13

	So that's what the Logbook's for. 17/05/23 8:11:32	12

	Just waiting for my chips. 27/03/23 7:01:16	12

	We are amused. 16/11/21 12:07:11	12

	...and this is what Streaming was when I was your age. 02/05/20 19:24:12	1 12
You want streaming? I'll give you streaming! --Scrijjy Doo
	🎵 You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel...🎵 09/11/18 14:39:16	12

	Confusion continues to reign at the Conservative Party Headquarters. 01/02/18 12:10:54	12

	She looks a bit Krafty. 30/10/17 20:27:32	12

	creative M,C,A. 04/09/17 7:07:19	12

	Peeping Tom's. 11/04/16 19:00:46	12

	That's handy, I was trying to think of a password with 5 or more characters in it. 30/07/15 7:20:54	12

	clever Number 2 on the to do list. 09/11/14 14:16:16	12

	Hey mate have you seen that bottle I had a piss in earlier...... 20/05/13 19:29:05	12

	Richard the Lionhead. 08/02/13 12:00:41	12

	The Great Barrier Thief. 19/11/24 20:04:54	11

	I hope he's got two pairs of trousers on, looks like he's about to get a hole-in-one. 03/03/24 12:01:58	11

	Meanwhile back at SillyCone Valley..... 31/12/23 8:03:22	11

	Is this a new TV series or is it just a pilot? 22/12/20 14:18:18	11

	Russian Olympic Kayak team strenuously deny taking performance enhancing drugs. 05/03/20 20:13:07	11

	..and you say Mr. Trump grabbed you where? 05/10/18 8:47:25	11

	Attached to the Cavity wall I presume. 30/07/18 14:15:05	11

	Pout of Africa. 14/03/18 20:04:11	11

	🎵Smoke gets in your.... oh🎵 27/01/17 20:32:43	11

	clever Bug to the Fuchsia. 18/11/16 20:05:32	11

	Makes a change from Jay walking. 22/09/14 7:09:29	11

	lol creative Crouching Firefighter, Hidden Dragon? 01/07/14 12:13:30	11

	Quick let's get this over with before that bloody David Attenborough turns up with his film crew. 01/05/14 11:51:03	11

	PlayGround Hog Day. 29/04/14 17:32:15	11

	Fruit Gums. 07/04/14 7:00:51	11

	Are Yuleonsome tonight.... 27/12/13 14:34:20	11

	No one had anticipated that there would be so much clamour for the bouquet at same sex weddings. 22/08/14 9:54:03	10

	There he goes, just about to crucify one of Jamie Oliver's recipe's again. 10/04/14 19:04:40	10

	The Four Busketeers. 09/03/14 20:03:44	10

	You can't beat seeing a pearl necklace all over a bust. 31/01/14 12:01:24	10

	Trash, Bang, Wallop. 10/12/13 8:16:09	10

	ClipArt. 09/12/13 20:07:56	10

	Moses has another go at parting the waves. 27/11/13 20:39:51	10

	lol Planet of the Crates. 06/09/13 19:00:22	10

	Hornythology? 13/06/13 9:48:36	10

	Brawlroom dancing? 15/05/13 7:12:12	10

	Johnny Full English. 26/11/23 20:01:34	10

	clever Gator Raid. 28/06/22 14:07:29	10

	You go round wearing T-shirts like that but then one of you grabs the security guard by the bollocks, bloody hypocrites. 01/10/19 11:03:53	10

	Thaws. 23/09/19 12:10:53	10

	Don't you just love Digital Photography. 19/03/19 12:05:08	10

	A flight of fantasy. 21/10/18 20:42:44	10

	I thought it was only on speciality websites where you could see a Nun gripping a big chopper with both hands. 02/06/16 7:21:35	10

	clever Yet another test of the Rectal Expander. 06/01/16 8:27:43	3 10
You are the master of anal-stimulation humor...Give yourself a THUMBS UP. --Greg Curtis
	Banana split. 19/10/15 7:10:37	10

	If only I could get these false teeth to stay in, I could have a slice of cake with my coffee. 16/12/14 14:18:58	10

	His Parka is worse than his bite. 24/11/14 13:34:32	10

	Where Beagles Stare. 31/10/14 20:02:59	10

	Sorry ladies it's members only in here. 15/11/23 8:01:45	9

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I would simply wave the £50 potential prize fund in exchange for editorial rights to the captions for next week.....hmmmmm now that would be a good week heh heh heh...plop happens I sorted things out and yes as James May said..."oh cock"

Craig Eddie

22/06/11
10:35pm

comment on caption:
Coq au Caravan [Chris Halliwell]

Been trawling through the server log files and code but haven't yet found out what happened here. I've switched on a new level of diagnostics on the server and within my code, and if we ever see a recurrence (fingers crossed we don't), I'll be able to see more easily what happened.

This case is different from Rob's situation, where I deleted it thinking it was a dupe.

Apologies to Craig for the loss of his caption.

Chris Beach

(admin)

23/06/11
8:04am

comment on caption:
Coq au Caravan [Chris Halliwell]

Wow so many comments, is this like a rookie initiation test? Will I have to learn a special handshake in case I ever meet one of you? Nice being the centre of attention though.

Regards to all you Captioner's/commenters.

Chris