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22/03/20 12:31:59 |
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Read an article the other day about the Spanish flu epidemic and it was saying that although Britain, France and Germany all had this flu before Spain, it got called Spanish flu because it appeared in the uncensored Spanish press whilst the other ... --Glyn Evans
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"You should get that checked". 23/10/20 7:31:02 |
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I much prefer "checked" - "chequered" would not carry the same pun. --Molly R
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19/07/12 19:00:14 |
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Brilliance! --Chris Beach
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01/10/11 10:01:17 |
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12/02/13 20:18:27 |
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21/08/12 19:01:20 |
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16/08/12 10:03:31 |
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29/03/20 19:42:46 |
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06/03/16 21:29:26 |
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06/05/15 11:22:19 |
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05/08/14 19:04:34 |
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"Anyone seen my other oven glove?" 14/10/13 19:25:53 |
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Just want to say that this is the funniest caption I've seen this week- just brilliant. --Michael Winner
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Know your customer. Lesson 54: 03/01/13 11:02:07 |
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"Felix you forgot your lunchbox!" 24/11/12 20:03:20 |
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"I put in plenty of change, now what's keeping the bloody coke bottle?!" 06/01/14 12:41:48 |
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🎵 Say a boot's upside your head, say a boot's upside your head. 🎵 24/07/12 19:00:14 |
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"The only thing I need now are 6000 hamsters". 27/06/12 15:25:19 |
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05/10/23 7:06:24 |
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19/02/21 8:41:38 |
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The Grim Reebok? --James Lennox
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"Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep" 01/11/12 12:32:01 |
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"I hope my grandson will be happy when he opens his birthday card and the 10.000 pound cheque". 01/07/12 10:16:09 |
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07/02/12 20:02:52 |
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13/09/22 8:56:37 |
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Now that's a weird fortune cookie! 22/11/13 21:03:08 |
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26/08/13 19:13:54 |
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Ha ha ha ha hailing a cab, hailing a cab. 23/11/12 8:37:00 |
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"It was heavenly, but please stop calling my dad's name when climaxing." 11/11/12 20:05:58 |
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14/05/12 17:24:16 |
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15/11/11 20:01:49 |
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If you move 3 of them you can make 4 triangles.. 20/03/13 20:06:09 |
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29/12/12 20:00:14 |
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"Are you sure the bomb threat was part of the play?" 23/02/12 12:54:03 |
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19/02/12 20:08:34 |
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01/02/12 20:00:11 |
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Gordon Ramsay opens new restaurant in Korea. 24/01/12 11:13:08 |
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♪ Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeee! ♪ 18/01/12 11:00:08 |
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"That's very nice honey, now back to your webcam." 03/03/16 20:14:21 |
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24/12/13 9:06:28 |
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05/06/13 8:21:25 |
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17/04/13 19:09:34 |
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26/03/13 8:05:16 |
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30/03/12 12:17:44 |
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06/11/11 12:24:07 |
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06/10/11 10:00:24 |
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21/08/11 10:13:51 |
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08/03/20 12:11:28 |
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22/02/20 16:47:55 |
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13/05/16 19:58:46 |
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🎵 I'm singing in the Rhine. 🎵 22/03/16 9:49:06 |
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07/03/16 13:14:34 |
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"Don't worry dad, we took the hamster out before we lit the matches." 26/05/14 11:29:40 |
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"Sounds like the clutch has gone Pete." 25/09/13 12:03:42 |
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07/05/13 11:20:39 |
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24/12/12 12:04:35 |
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22/12/12 20:40:52 |
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19/04/12 19:33:39 |
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24/02/12 11:14:37 |
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07/12/11 11:01:51 |
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30/09/11 10:15:17 |
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Look George, Lovebite 1985 left you a message.. 15/09/11 10:48:01 |
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21/03/20 10:51:06 |
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Rumanians believed to be behind mysterious disappearances of houses from African villages. 27/10/13 12:00:44 |
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23/05/13 19:04:21 |
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All hands on Dick? --Zac Kramer
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14/01/13 20:21:57 |
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14/01/13 20:11:01 |
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23/11/12 20:01:02 |
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"No time to explain, just say we found it like this when we got here" 11/09/12 20:35:51 |
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14/01/12 12:27:42 |
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18/11/11 11:13:28 |
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Are you a leg or a breast man? 20/09/11 17:28:08 |
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Let me teach you about the long arm of the law constable Harris. 18/08/11 10:29:27 |
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14/01/14 21:06:43 |
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03/08/13 12:59:45 |
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02/04/13 19:07:16 |
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29/07/12 19:03:50 |
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Dave suffered from chronic nightstares. 15/07/12 19:00:25 |
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Lord Sugar: "you're all fired!" 08/06/12 10:29:04 |
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After a divorce, the woman often takes the house. 20/02/12 11:06:33 |
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24/01/12 20:00:06 |
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Doris was even late for her own funeral. 09/11/11 20:00:10 |
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Chris adding some embedded marketing on Caption.me 07/09/11 10:52:58 |
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17/07/11 10:28:07 |
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28/02/21 13:10:23 |
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08/03/20 10:53:35 |
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"Would you like 3M of garlic bread with that?" 18/04/16 11:06:24 |
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23/03/16 14:21:40 |
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"Just in time, I was running low." 19/03/16 20:04:35 |
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04/03/15 21:15:36 |
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21/03/24 9:38:19 |
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"Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama." 01/05/21 7:18:00 |
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Red scarf and antlers.... you know what that means Rufus...LEFT OVERS!! 25/12/20 8:29:17 |
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"And here we are live as the wife is giving birth.." 20/12/20 8:08:01 |
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"He's been with us for 4 years now, attacking everything and everyone; we call him Trump". 08/11/20 8:29:21 |
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06/09/20 13:35:30 |
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06/06/20 11:39:35 |
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How many village heads does it take to change a lightbulb? 16/02/20 20:45:23 |
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"..and tomorrow I will finish my masterpiece." 17/06/18 19:18:34 |
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Two-legged circus dog rudely pulled off stage. 30/07/17 19:04:55 |
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The Cadillac Jellyfish waits for a Hatchback to pass underneath to swallow it whole. 19/03/16 21:02:52 |
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04/05/15 11:05:59 |
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but no nod to 20:01:57?
8:26pm
comment on caption:
"Hello, I'd like to order 250kg of venison please." [Guido van der Velden]
Didn't see that one earlier, but yes since it was added earlier it deserves a "well done" nod.
8:28pm
comment on caption:
"Hello, I'd like to order 250kg of venison please." [Guido van der Velden]
Re cycling.
11:44am
comment on caption:
"Excuse me sir, about 2 weeks ago my husband and a friend went on a biking trip. I've been looking all over for them since. Have you seen them?" [Guido van der Velden]
Dyslectic? Thanks for giving me a laugh by spelling dyslexic incorrectly.
8:25pm
comment on caption:
Dyslectic Darryl loves Moonwallking. [Guido van der Velden]
It's a plaesure.
looked it up on google...both are correct btw.. 
8:27pm
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Dyslectic Darryl loves Moonwallking. [Guido van der Velden]
Yes after adding my comment I googled your spelling too and was halfway through typing an apology when my laptop crashed. Hee hee, of all the words to have more than one way to spell it.
8:40pm
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Dyslectic Darryl loves Moonwallking. [Guido van der Velden]
christopher maloney on the right haha
2:44pm
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Ron Jeremy in the XXX-Factor. [Guideaux]
"Dad, where do babies come from?"
"Well son, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much, one day the stork flies to their house and delivers a baby."
"Oh. So who fucks the stork, dad?"
(old joke)
8:32pm
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"Honey, are you telling me that all that shit they originally told me about where babies come from is true?!" [Guideaux]
I think he's asking "Has it been pickled."
8:48pm
comment on caption:
"hmmhhppfff hhmmpppffff!" [Guideaux]
All hands on Dick?
7:06pm
comment on caption:
"All hands on Dick!" [Guideaux]