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Someone just clipped his wingmirror
22/06/14 11:03:44
"Remember, on the day of the race, there will be actual real eggs on real spoons, you have been warned."
30/01/14 20:03:56
Some men hide in the wardrobe when the husband comes home unexpectedly, others just make a run for it.
14/01/13 12:03:15
"Aww come on Maureen, it's not every day you turn 100"
05/07/12 10:12:20
Back, sack and quack.
15/05/12 19:07:34
Police advise the public not to approach the thief who stole the priceless necklace though they believe he is unarmed.
31/01/14 12:07:11
Lambshades.
03/05/12 19:03:05
John could feel his assets shrinking.
19/01/14 20:03:57
Rick had never been so keen to pick up The Bill.
31/05/12 19:10:37
"Mummy, I need a Wii"
06/10/11 10:00:29
Spirit In The Skype.
07/07/12 19:03:52
S & wich
19/01/12 11:03:56
Phil in the blanks
28/08/11 10:01:06
A Big Mac and small fry.
04/02/13 20:23:05
"And this weeks highest climber is...ME"
13/01/13 12:03:21
Close Encounters Of The Thora Hird Kind.
11/06/12 19:02:54
Could have done with some M.A.S.H. with that.
24/06/14 11:01:35
Meat and greet.
06/03/12 20:04:05
It's just a stage he's going through.
14/01/12 20:03:43
Announcer 'Delays can be expected due to the wrong kind of show on the tracks'
21/10/11 11:04:42
Would Dubai a car from this man?
23/08/11 10:01:15
A pair of trunks
26/06/14 19:01:51
23/06/14 19:05:18
And the award for 'Worst Crucifixion Re-enactment Group' goes to....
28/01/14 20:03:14
Robinson Crusole.
19/01/13 20:03:48
The all new McHurry
29/12/12 20:00:58
"But I cantaloupe with you, I've been married thirty years"
22/06/12 19:04:58
Queue wait.
12/05/12 19:03:59
Brewers droop.
28/03/12 19:09:54
Slappy Meal.
04/02/13 20:01:21
Melissa liked to live life on the hedge.
14/06/12 19:01:04
"Hmmm, a banana split or a Magnum?"
06/04/12 19:02:56
"Better crack on, we're sagging behind"
20/03/12 11:08:15
Squatlight.
18/03/12 20:03:22
One prick and the shot was spoiled.
03/02/14 12:15:30
Man "You're quite tall for a penguin"
22/01/14 12:09:09
One foot in the gravy.
29/12/12 20:08:55
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy"
17/07/12 10:08:56
The Dirty Nine Steps.
07/04/12 10:23:10
Disguise the limit.
06/02/12 20:02:02
Officer 1 "How many points do you reckon?"Officer 2 "I think it's double on all beauty products till Sunday"
11/01/12 20:07:11
Pingu Starr relives the good old days of Abbey Road.
16/12/11 11:31:52
Peckfest at Tiffany's
22/09/11 10:42:11
Hooker Duck
20/09/11 10:09:03
'Die Fishing' by J R Hartley
03/08/11 10:02:49
"Is it a write off?""No, it's a caption competition"
12/06/12 19:04:40
Virgin Rail.
07/06/12 19:01:31
Fathers For Justcrisps.
30/05/12 17:35:51
Sonflower
14/05/12 10:00:16
Farm wrestling.
11/05/12 19:00:31
Marry in haste, repent in leather.
22/03/12 20:07:13
Snooze Liner.
07/02/12 20:17:50
Tot Noodle
21/11/11 20:01:38
"and there was me thinking iPads were for removing mascara"
15/09/11 10:05:45
The Umpire Streaks Back
20/08/11 13:08:24
Make mine a 999
18/08/11 10:00:51
Don Flew Under the Cuckoo's Nest
03/07/11 12:12:53
'Woods Bra Shop - For when thy cup runneth over'
19/06/14 19:10:57
"Right, the culprit is described as very short and was last seen wearing a yellow hat with red and blue circles..."
05/02/14 20:14:43
'You Are Now Entering Crinkley Bottom'
01/02/13 12:04:52
Full steam a head
29/12/12 12:04:35
"Damn, I forgot to hand in the Tesco clubcard"
13/06/12 19:06:31
DIY...SOS.
10/06/12 10:04:58
"Does my thumb look big in this?"
07/06/12 10:07:26
Furmula One.
21/05/12 19:10:30
"And today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter C and the number 2"
11/04/12 10:05:59
Carrier..pigeons.
16/03/12 11:19:46
Pick up truck.
20/01/12 11:05:35
"Of course I've learned The Thaiway Code".
04/01/12 11:14:24
The penguins grew rowdy as they waited for the Frozen Planet team to blow in the artificial snow.
01/01/12 20:14:33
Free parking round the cornea.
14/12/11 20:05:22
'We buy any car.Dot Cotton'
29/11/11 11:06:47
McGuigan always was Head and Shoulders above the rest.
30/06/14 19:08:19
"Everyone Klingon"
26/01/14 12:04:29
Roadodendrons.
08/02/13 20:10:24
Runderwear.
14/01/13 12:00:37
City Slippers.
08/07/12 10:03:39
"Hurry up in there Maud, I'm bursting"
01/07/12 10:02:21
United Colours Of Ben Eat A Ton.
27/05/12 19:09:16
This caption is rated P.G.
28/03/12 19:01:10
Bait Expectations.
26/03/12 19:34:55
The coffee here is bloody awful.
22/01/12 11:01:15
Being first to the bar took a concerted effort.
14/01/12 20:10:47
The Hole Nine Yards
29/10/11 10:02:57
Dead Admiral
16/10/11 10:12:28
Groundhog Lay
08/10/11 10:02:17
"I badly need a slash" "The gents are right behind you Sir"
09/09/11 10:16:14
Peg Tails
12/08/11 10:00:23
To Boldly Glow.
26/01/14 13:22:09
Cliff Barnes raised a toast at JR's funeral.
24/01/13 12:18:27
Greg was going at some Speedo.
14/01/13 12:04:40
Science Kitchen.
17/06/12 10:01:16
The Texas Homecare Chainsaw Massacre.
10/06/12 10:06:28
Ali ate her.
07/06/12 10:01:45
Last Of The Summer Winos.
04/06/12 19:02:23
Fearn Cotton.
04/06/12 10:00:44
"I knew I should have shoved that cocaine up my arse like any normal drug dealer"
04/04/12 19:12:57
Roger never did find his sea legs.
13/03/12 20:06:26
Lake Windowmere
13/03/12 20:00:57
Wheelie Bin.
02/02/12 11:03:53
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Personally I'd prefer 'spread your legs so we can see Debussy.'
comment on caption: "Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]
I hope Mrs T isnt reading this.;-)
I didn't realise Debussy was in to potholing.
Brilliant!
comment on caption: "But the box said golden blond" [Shandonbelle]
thanks, have added that on :)
comment on caption: "Before I jump I really have to paws for thought and ask myself, am I feline lucky?" [Shandonbelle]
Simple but brilliant- wish I'd thought of it!
comment on caption: Securititty camera. [Shandonbelle]
Knuckle burger.
comment on caption: Slappy Meal. [Shandonbelle]
crap comments too
comment on caption: This one is bound to attract a lot of shit captions. [Shandonbelle]
I'd call the council and ask for the road to be swept.
comment on caption: Now, who to call first? the AA or the AA?? [Shandonbelle]
at least he can claim his royalties.
comment on caption: That'll teach them, allowing Prince Harry to be the official photographer. [Shandonbelle]
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Personally I'd prefer 'spread your legs so we can see Debussy.'
1:23pm
comment on caption:
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]
I hope Mrs T isnt reading this.;-)
2:19pm
comment on caption:
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]
I didn't realise Debussy was in to potholing.
3:33pm
comment on caption:
"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" [Shandonbelle]
Brilliant!
9:40pm
comment on caption:
"But the box said golden blond" [Shandonbelle]
thanks, have added that on :)
12:21pm
comment on caption:
"Before I jump I really have to paws for thought and ask myself, am I feline lucky?" [Shandonbelle]
Simple but brilliant- wish I'd thought of it!
10:02pm
comment on caption:
Securititty camera. [Shandonbelle]
Knuckle burger.
9:40pm
comment on caption:
Slappy Meal. [Shandonbelle]
crap comments too
7:41am
comment on caption:
This one is bound to attract a lot of shit captions. [Shandonbelle]
I'd call the council and ask for the road to be swept.
8:58pm
comment on caption:
Now, who to call first? the AA or the AA?? [Shandonbelle]
at least he can claim his royalties.
12:27pm
comment on caption:
That'll teach them, allowing Prince Harry to be the official photographer. [Shandonbelle]