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Captions	3334	#64
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	Someone just clipped his wingmirror 22/06/14 11:03:44	20

	lol "Remember, on the day of the race, there will be actual real eggs on real spoons, you have been warned." 30/01/14 20:03:56	20

	lol x3 creative Some men hide in the wardrobe when the husband comes home unexpectedly, others just make a run for it. 14/01/13 12:03:15	20

	"Aww come on Maureen, it's not every day you turn 100" 05/07/12 10:12:20	20

	Back, sack and quack. 15/05/12 19:07:34	19

	Police advise the public not to approach the thief who stole the priceless necklace though they believe he is unarmed. 31/01/14 12:07:11	18

	Lambshades. 03/05/12 19:03:05	18

	John could feel his assets shrinking. 19/01/14 20:03:57	17

	Rick had never been so keen to pick up The Bill. 31/05/12 19:10:37	17

	"Mummy, I need a Wii" 06/10/11 10:00:29	6 17

	Spirit In The Skype. 07/07/12 19:03:52	1 16

	S & wich 19/01/12 11:03:56	16

	Phil in the blanks 28/08/11 10:01:06	16

	A Big Mac and small fry. 04/02/13 20:23:05	15

	creative "And this weeks highest climber is...ME" 13/01/13 12:03:21	15

	Close Encounters Of The Thora Hird Kind. 11/06/12 19:02:54	1 15

	Could have done with some M.A.S.H. with that. 24/06/14 11:01:35	14

	Meat and greet. 06/03/12 20:04:05	14

	It's just a stage he's going through. 14/01/12 20:03:43	14

	Announcer 'Delays can be expected due to the wrong kind of show on the tracks' 21/10/11 11:04:42	14

	Would Dubai a car from this man? 23/08/11 10:01:15	1 14

	A pair of trunks 26/06/14 19:01:51	13


lol 23/06/14 19:05:18		13

	lol x2 And the award for 'Worst Crucifixion Re-enactment Group' goes to.... 28/01/14 20:03:14	13

	lol Robinson Crusole. 19/01/13 20:03:48	13

	The all new McHurry 29/12/12 20:00:58	13

	"But I cantaloupe with you, I've been married thirty years" 22/06/12 19:04:58	13

	Queue wait. 12/05/12 19:03:59	13

	Brewers droop. 28/03/12 19:09:54	3 13

	Slappy Meal. 04/02/13 20:01:21	1 12
Knuckle burger. --Ross Davidson
	Melissa liked to live life on the hedge. 14/06/12 19:01:04	12

	"Hmmm, a banana split or a Magnum?" 06/04/12 19:02:56	1 12

	"Better crack on, we're sagging behind" 20/03/12 11:08:15	12

	Squatlight. 18/03/12 20:03:22	12

	lol x2 One prick and the shot was spoiled. 03/02/14 12:15:30	11

	Man "You're quite tall for a penguin" 22/01/14 12:09:09	11

	One foot in the gravy. 29/12/12 20:08:55	11

	"Close your legs Amy, everyone can see Debussy" 17/07/12 10:08:56	10 11

	The Dirty Nine Steps. 07/04/12 10:23:10	11

	Disguise the limit. 06/02/12 20:02:02	11

	Officer 1 "How many points do you reckon?" Officer 2 "I think it's double on all beauty products till Sunday" 11/01/12 20:07:11	11

	Pingu Starr relives the good old days of Abbey Road. 16/12/11 11:31:52	11

	Peckfest at Tiffany's 22/09/11 10:42:11	11

	Hooker Duck 20/09/11 10:09:03	1 11

	'Die Fishing' by J R Hartley 03/08/11 10:02:49	11

	"Is it a write off?" "No, it's a caption competition" 12/06/12 19:04:40	10

	Virgin Rail. 07/06/12 19:01:31	10

	Fathers For Justcrisps. 30/05/12 17:35:51	10

	Sonflower 14/05/12 10:00:16	10

	Farm wrestling. 11/05/12 19:00:31	10

	Marry in haste, repent in leather. 22/03/12 20:07:13	10

	Snooze Liner. 07/02/12 20:17:50	10

	Tot Noodle 21/11/11 20:01:38	10

	"and there was me thinking iPads were for removing mascara" 15/09/11 10:05:45	10

	The Umpire Streaks Back 20/08/11 13:08:24	10

	Make mine a 999 18/08/11 10:00:51	10

	Don Flew Under the Cuckoo's Nest 03/07/11 12:12:53	1 10

	'Woods Bra Shop - For when thy cup runneth over' 19/06/14 19:10:57	9

	creative "Right, the culprit is described as very short and was last seen wearing a yellow hat with red and blue circles..." 05/02/14 20:14:43	9

	'You Are Now Entering Crinkley Bottom' 01/02/13 12:04:52	9

	Full steam a head 29/12/12 12:04:35	9

	"Damn, I forgot to hand in the Tesco clubcard" 13/06/12 19:06:31	9

	DIY...SOS. 10/06/12 10:04:58	9

	"Does my thumb look big in this?" 07/06/12 10:07:26	9

	Furmula One. 21/05/12 19:10:30	9

	"And today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter C and the number 2" 11/04/12 10:05:59	9

	Carrier..pigeons. 16/03/12 11:19:46	2 9

	Pick up truck. 20/01/12 11:05:35	9

	"Of course I've learned The Thaiway Code". 04/01/12 11:14:24	9

	The penguins grew rowdy as they waited for the Frozen Planet team to blow in the artificial snow. 01/01/12 20:14:33	9

	Free parking round the cornea. 14/12/11 20:05:22	9

	'We buy any car.Dot Cotton' 29/11/11 11:06:47	1 9

	McGuigan always was Head and Shoulders above the rest. 30/06/14 19:08:19	8

	"Everyone Klingon" 26/01/14 12:04:29	8

	Roadodendrons. 08/02/13 20:10:24	8

	Runderwear. 14/01/13 12:00:37	8

	City Slippers. 08/07/12 10:03:39	8

	"Hurry up in there Maud, I'm bursting" 01/07/12 10:02:21	8

	United Colours Of Ben Eat A Ton. 27/05/12 19:09:16	8

	This caption is rated P.G. 28/03/12 19:01:10	8

	Bait Expectations. 26/03/12 19:34:55	8

	The coffee here is bloody awful. 22/01/12 11:01:15	8

	Being first to the bar took a concerted effort. 14/01/12 20:10:47	8

	The Hole Nine Yards 29/10/11 10:02:57	8

	Dead Admiral 16/10/11 10:12:28	8

	Groundhog Lay 08/10/11 10:02:17	8

	"I badly need a slash" "The gents are right behind you Sir" 09/09/11 10:16:14	8

	Peg Tails 12/08/11 10:00:23	1 8

	To Boldly Glow. 26/01/14 13:22:09	7

	Cliff Barnes raised a toast at JR's funeral. 24/01/13 12:18:27	7

	lol Greg was going at some Speedo. 14/01/13 12:04:40	7

	Science Kitchen. 17/06/12 10:01:16	7

	The Texas Homecare Chainsaw Massacre. 10/06/12 10:06:28	7

	Ali ate her. 07/06/12 10:01:45	7

	Last Of The Summer Winos. 04/06/12 19:02:23	7

	Fearn Cotton. 04/06/12 10:00:44	7

	"I knew I should have shoved that cocaine up my arse like any normal drug dealer" 04/04/12 19:12:57	7

	Roger never did find his sea legs. 13/03/12 20:06:26	7

	Lake Windowmere 13/03/12 20:00:57	7

	Wheelie Bin. 02/02/12 11:03:53	7

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Nice one great play on words - like it, really like it probably the best i've seen yet.

Richard Shirley

23/08/11
2:27pm

comment on caption:
Would Dubai a car from this man? [Shandonbelle]

super

Spot Light

07/09/11
12:00pm

comment on caption:
Wheel Armstrong [Shandonbelle]

great

Craig Eddie

20/09/11
11:43am

comment on caption:
Hooker Duck [Shandonbelle]

Looks like I'm not the only Jam fan out there.

(caption author)

29/09/11
7:45am

comment on caption:
Eton Cycles [Shandonbelle]

"Jaun" Maybe? :)

Steve Fosbraey

03/10/11
5:06pm

comment on caption:
Don Flew Under the Cuckoo's Nest [Shandonbelle]

5 0

This isnt worthy of 14 likes. i think something fishy is going on here!!

Mark Farmer

06/10/11
1:42pm

comment on caption:
"Mummy, I need a Wii" [Shandonbelle]

Mark, I've checked out the voters and they're from a wide spread of IP and sign-up date. I'm going to do some geo-IP lookups on them too to see if they're in the same location. However, I don't think there's any shenanigans here. Not least because the author of the caption is someone who has contributed well to the site and submitted many great captions without episode in the past.

By all means, feel free to comment, but don't down vote to express suspicion at voting patterns unless you have evidence of foul play.

Chris Beach

(admin)

06/10/11
2:03pm

comment on caption:
"Mummy, I need a Wii" [Shandonbelle]

really peed off for the down vote and taking away the pleasure of getting so many votes...besides, 14 or more votes on one caption is not unusual on this site at all...It really is a matter of personal taste if you like the caption or not, I have others on here today that got nil votes, but don't cast wild aspersions matey, bad form from you whoever you are. .thanks Chris for your support.

(caption author)

06/10/11
2:27pm

comment on caption:
"Mummy, I need a Wii" [Shandonbelle]

Just how did this so obvious caption get so many votes? We will get to the bottom of it soon.

Ian Mclaren

06/10/11
6:42pm

comment on caption:
"Mummy, I need a Wii" [Shandonbelle]

We've had another couple recently like that though - 'what do you mean...wrong pub' and 'get off the road ya muppet' for instance. Maybe the composition of caption.me is changing - I'd guess it was mainly 'hard core' captioneers in the past, who played for fun, but now with £50 on offer a lot of people are going to pile in, and just because a caption's obvious doesn't mean it won't get a laugh...

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