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lol x3 creative 08/08/18 11:26:52		19 27
"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
	lol "Get a tomb!" 13/06/13 19:17:39	27

	creative The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 9:18:42	26

	lol clever x2 The proof is in the pudding. 29/03/16 21:03:44	1 26
After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
	lol creative An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36	25

	creative clever x2 Boltergeists. 15/10/14 7:31:28	25

	The Grim Repair 06/04/24 11:08:32	23

	clever 🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 11:59:44	1 23
Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John? --Willie Johnson
	lol creative Climb it change 15/05/18 7:55:45	23

	lol x3 clever "Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59	23

	Spinal chord 09/09/15 11:44:04	23

	lol x2 clever "Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07	2 23
He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
	Trophy wife. 17/01/13 8:02:46	23

	clever x2 Only Fuel is Horses 03/01/24 10:08:09	22

	clever Kitten's Got Talent 05/06/22 11:52:22	22

	Racing from Redcar 19/04/21 11:46:24	22

	clever Forrest Dump 02/09/18 7:22:17	1 22
Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
	Grasper Carrot 27/07/15 7:01:25	22

	clever Fed up 17/11/24 20:08:43	21

	clever x4 Best Man's Friend 05/12/16 20:12:16	3 21
Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
	lol x2 "That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44	2 21
Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
	clever Deers looking at you kid. 21/10/14 11:53:38	2 21
Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
	creative x2 Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52	3 21
What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
	lol "If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48	21

	lol x2 Sultans of Swing. 03/01/13 12:39:54	21

	Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45	21

	Mel and Cauli 02/11/11 11:03:46	1 21

	lol In days of old when knights used Bold Wed 20:14:19	20

	She's a keeper. 12/07/24 11:35:46	1 20
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) --Scrijjy Doo
	clever 8 out of 10 cats prefer whispers 28/05/24 11:02:24	20

	creative She's got horizon him. 25/01/23 21:02:59	20

	The Grim Sweeper 13/10/22 11:01:09	20

	creative Condiments to the chef. 23/08/20 19:00:38	20

	He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 20:01:31	1 20
Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
	Hospital disorderly 19/05/20 19:38:58	20

	Knitwork Rail 20/09/18 19:00:28	20

	creative "What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13	20

	Danny DeVito's biggest roll yet. 12/11/24 12:39:30	19

	clever x2 The Hound That Rocks the Cradle 07/10/24 11:13:55	19

	clever "I suspect this painting has been doctored." 10/12/23 12:31:37	19

	Wifeguard 11/02/23 20:23:54	19

	Eton Miss 02/02/23 20:04:27	19

	clever x2 He's a chip off the old bloc. 12/04/22 19:34:03	19

	clever "I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21	19

	Donor kebab 24/02/20 12:38:08	19

	clever Charm offensive 29/12/19 8:41:56	19

	lol clever Bacon and legs 31/05/19 19:47:49	19

	Lidl old lady 23/09/18 7:10:03	19

	clever Boom with a view. 27/09/17 11:03:26	19

	Silletto 07/01/17 12:03:58	19

	clever Liar Liar 22/09/15 7:29:41	3 19
It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
	Whiz kid 08/07/15 7:24:31	19

	lol x3 "Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45	19

	Close, but no cigar 18/06/15 11:01:17	19

	lol "Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04	19

	Yankee Google 03/02/15 20:27:37	19

	lol Having tried on all the shoes in the shop, Katie decided that she liked the first pair that she tried on the best. 02/11/14 12:51:29	19

	Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 19:08:47	1 19
Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
	Filter coffee. 07/08/14 7:14:47	18

	lol creative "It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 11:09:52	18

	Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 7:28:02	18

	lol As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 20:47:16	2 18
Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
	creative Clockwork Arrange. 13/01/13 8:05:49	18

	"Nightwear on Elm Street." 27/05/12 10:46:57	18

	Spread The Word 17/10/11 10:20:01	18

	"Fill 'er up." 30/05/24 11:03:23	18

	Unhappy meal 16/05/24 11:08:18	18

	clever "The Christmas post has arrived!" 01/12/23 12:14:43	18

	Front row seats still available. 20/10/23 19:42:23	18

	Let sleeping dogs dry 14/08/22 19:44:02	18

	Barbie doll 25/03/22 21:02:57	18

	A gas, poor Yorick! 12/09/19 19:02:06	18

	That's another fine mess. 14/06/19 11:26:01	1 18
Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
	clever The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 20:09:15	18

	clever Breakfast on Tiffany 30/03/19 12:19:08	18

	Dental sturgeon 23/06/17 11:10:42	18

	clever You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49	18

	creative Sexual graffitication 10/07/15 7:02:50	18

	Hen & Perry's 15/09/24 11:09:37	17

	New Kits On The Block 20/05/24 11:00:38	17

	Z-Cars 10/04/24 11:03:55	17

	Losta Coffee 26/02/24 20:19:38	17

	Mistakes and Ladders 12/01/24 20:31:32	17

	Kentucky Pride Chicken 20/07/23 11:03:51	17

	Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 11:09:31	17

	clever "Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17	3 17

	Snackered! 07/08/21 19:03:11	17

	There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14	17

	Glumdog Millionaire 18/06/20 8:58:27	17

	lol Counter-terrorist 27/06/19 19:13:18	1 17
Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
	lol "I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26	17

	Salvador Raleigh 25/11/18 8:44:10	17

	Cameleon 09/04/16 7:12:30	17

	Window dressing 23/03/16 13:09:40	17

	Meal High Club 24/09/15 19:00:32	17

	"The name's Bond - Vagabond." 01/09/15 11:50:57	1 17
Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
	creative Whodonut. 19/04/14 7:04:02	17

	Rye smile. 08/11/13 8:09:16	17

	creative Bouncy hunter. 19/08/13 19:49:06	17

	"Let's celibate." 12/02/13 12:15:07	17

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last comments (total: 614)

Eggzactly

[anon]

20/05/18
9:51am

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Nice eggs, shame about the face. [Tony Edwards]

Ermahgerd!

Crunchy Chords

11/07/18
2:27pm

comment on caption:
Corn on the kerb [Tony Edwards]

Simple but effective. I like it!

Pussy Galore

16/07/18
12:00pm

comment on caption:
Zebra crossing [Tony Edwards]

...Yield to all quadrupedestrians.

Nice caption!

[anon]

16/07/18
6:19pm

comment on caption:
Zebra crossing [Tony Edwards]

"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."

John Glover

08/08/18
3:27pm

comment on caption:
"Has anyone handed in a left ear?" [Tony Edwards]

This reminds me of the quintessential New Yorker caption: concise, no punctuation cluttering the middle fo the caption....and dripping with 'character empathy.' Nice job!