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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	19105	38336	#3
Photos
Comments	3	936	456	#21
Forum Posts		60
Tips

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	13670	#18
Photos	3986	#2
Comments	473	#17
Forum Posts
Tips	1	#4

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captions

	lol creative clever "...but I hate my brothel." 03/03/16 20:15:26	31

	creative clever x4 Cinq Hole 31/03/16 7:00:10	5 29
Best of the week. --John Glover
	clever x6 Today is arm assist day. 11/11/14 12:00:06	5 29
Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
	lol x3 Toed in the hole 16/07/16 7:00:10	16 28
Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
	creative clever Full Petal Jacket. 03/11/15 20:37:53	28

	lol creative x2 clever x2 "When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 7:36:55	16 27
Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
	lol creative x3 Wet knee Houston. 31/03/13 7:02:14	2 27
Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
	creative x3 Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 19:07:31	26

	creative clever x2 Altar Ego 26/07/18 12:51:38	1 26
Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete
	lol clever Prick Teas 17/10/15 19:00:07	25

	lol My Big Fat Tipsy Wedding. 02/08/15 20:09:56	25

	Grillers in the mist. 07/08/12 11:27:04	15 25

	clever x2 Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 7:49:01	22 24
No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.) --stone face

lol clever x2 15/12/18 12:00:10		17 24
I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year --Welsh Rarebit
	creative "Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 19:08:29	23

	lol Lord of the Rings 05/05/19 7:00:39	22

	lol For clumsy clots 12/05/18 19:00:07	22

	Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo. 08/12/15 12:00:59	22

	clever Alcohol de-pendant 26/08/15 19:11:16	22

	creative x2 🎵 "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..." 05/08/14 19:00:06	22

	lol x3 Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints. 11/01/13 20:00:08	22

	lol creative It is often found in Fairies Rings. 05/01/13 12:00:40	22

	lol For your rise only 25/11/19 8:00:08	15 21
Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. November has been a very lucky month, winning 5 times on the lottery (grand total of Â£67.60!) and now on caption.me! --Welsh Rarebit
	The Snuggly Duckling 03/05/19 7:00:09	21

	clever Message in a brothel 16/06/18 19:02:37	21

	clever x2 Slumdog pillion heirs 22/08/17 19:04:13	21

	lol creative "Ass to la vista, Baby!" 29/04/14 19:06:34	6 21
Cheers Ian. I get it now. I've had a long day :) --Mark England
	lol Rex marks the Plot. 15/02/13 12:00:46	2 21
over my dead body ! --Spud Gunn
	"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?" 22/05/12 19:23:53	1 21

	"I'll post this on Faithbook..." 07/05/19 11:00:04	1 20
So Jesus spoke with a lithp? --Karyn Harrison
	For Sale: British Bulldog, in mint condition. 28/11/18 8:00:14	20

	clever Caught by using the right hook. 06/02/16 20:00:10	1 20
...and a good punchline. --Leroy Brown
	lol clever Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing. 19/09/15 11:03:09	1 20
repeat repeat repeut --cunt cunt
	clever Mat-a-door 15/06/15 11:00:52	20

	lol creative "Shit, if I'd known that I was going to have my photo taken, I would have shaved my legs" 25/04/15 11:00:08	20

	Is vaginal itching driving you up the wall? 19/10/14 7:00:27	2 20
Not quite up to scratch. --John Glover
	lol creative x2 🎵 "I come from a gland down under..." 🎵 25/03/14 12:59:52	20

	Spar Trek. 14/05/13 11:02:00	20

	The Flying Squatsman. 12/11/12 20:00:30	20

	A lamputee. 02/09/12 11:02:41	20

	Invasion Of The Biddy Snatchers. 11/06/12 19:06:49	2 20

	The French Confection. 23/10/11 10:09:36	3 20

	"When Bob asked me to marry him, I explained to him that my children and I come as a package." 30/06/19 19:00:07	19

	JC and the Sunshine Band 10/06/19 11:01:07	19

	This isn't just any onion, this is a Marks & Sparks onion 26/04/19 11:05:37	19

	Soldiers were brought in to help clean up the mess. 28/01/19 12:02:09	19

	🎵 Here comes the tide.. 🎵 19/01/19 8:00:08	19

	lol clever Konnichihuahua 24/11/18 20:00:11	19

	When Gran said she was going to Spar...? 30/09/18 19:00:08	19

	Loafers 10/08/18 19:00:08	19

	Transvestheights 31/07/18 11:07:57	19

	I asked the missus if we could have a pool room... 15/07/18 19:00:34	19

	Kalashnicoffee table 03/06/18 19:00:07	19

	lol Hattie Jacques Cousteau 17/04/17 20:04:24	19

	Roger the owner likes to play safe by hedging his pets. 06/09/15 19:00:07	19

	Caption Pugwash 30/08/15 7:00:07	19

	Fun Guy grows on tree. 05/10/14 11:14:49	19

	creative x2 Hop along classily. 19/11/13 12:21:48	19

	Unfortunately, 10 minutes later it was a write off. 04/04/13 7:00:12	19

	Parrotrooper. 19/12/12 12:01:36	19

	Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. 09/12/12 12:20:47	15 19

	The Umpire Strikes Back. 21/11/12 20:00:19	19

	"Well, here's another fine Ness you've gotten me into!" 22/08/12 11:00:08	19

	New Pupils Welcome. 14/12/11 20:00:26	1 19

	A cat as trophy. 01/11/11 11:08:04	13 19

	lol 🎵 Jesus Christ, scooter star..🎵 16/06/14 19:00:05	1 18
Ha ha! Great caption --Zac Kramer
	lol creative and Lewis in the Maclaren is called over to the pit stop for attire change. 27/07/13 11:01:00	1 18
Inspired! --Joe
	Park and Died. 16/11/12 20:00:08	1 18

	A View to a Grill. 08/10/12 19:33:44	18

	A Parking Meteor. 23/09/12 19:00:30	18

	Reproduction Furniture. 21/09/12 13:57:21	18

	Suite Dreams. 19/08/12 19:00:12	1 18

	"Why would anyone send me Spam mail?" 21/06/12 19:01:53	18

	"I'm dilated to make your acquaintance" 30/05/12 19:03:00	18

	Iraq of Ribs. 19/10/11 10:11:45	1 18

	Roll Models 20/01/20 20:00:04	18

	Jesus Christ, is that the time? 14/12/19 8:00:08	18

	Planet of the Vapes 19/04/19 19:00:04	1 18

	clever "When I asked for a continental breakfast...." 17/02/19 20:00:06	18

	It's good to see a school keeping photos of its previous pupils. 22/10/18 19:04:08	18

	Party Pooper 29/08/18 19:00:13	1 18
Nice one, wish I had thought of that! --Greg Curtis
	"Will you Moray me?" 01/07/18 11:00:16	18

	lol Mutt Plug 03/06/18 7:00:09	18

	clever Coldplay 03/03/18 20:00:54	2 18
darn darn darn u beat me to it by 30 secs lol --tony kelly
	clever Slip of the tongue. 11/02/18 12:09:21	18

	"Hey Jermaine, can you roll my spliff for me? My joints aren't what they used to be" 10/01/17 20:00:10	18

	Volleybrawl 27/09/16 7:55:32	18

	clever Urine denial 09/03/16 12:00:06	18

	lol Leap Frock 22/01/16 20:04:34	18

	clever Sucker for punishment 11/01/16 12:02:12	18

	"Madam, maybe the cap would be more suitable?" 08/11/15 21:05:54	18

	Wiguana 01/09/15 19:00:06	18

	I keep telling Norman to stop having a slash in the shower... 01/07/15 19:20:18	18

	clever "Peek-a-booze" 24/06/15 11:01:00	18

	clever Reservoir Gods 23/01/15 20:00:32	18

	Parma Sutra 21/01/15 12:00:21	18

	Very colourfoal 18/10/14 19:00:41	18

	clever x2 "Damn, the pen's run out of ink, fetch me the squid!" 30/12/19 20:00:09	17

	Every which way but loos 30/12/19 8:00:10	17

	Spruce Willis 22/12/19 20:00:04	3 17
Spruce Willis? --Scrijjy Doo