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Hahaha this one tickled me!

Luc Lambert

08/03/12
8:49pm

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OMG...is that J Morgan with the basting brush over there. [John Llamas]

Yes, brilliant stuff

Gordon Bannerman

08/03/12
8:53pm

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OMG...is that J Morgan with the basting brush over there. [John Llamas]

No N! Check spelling Dude!

Lisa Nelson

15/03/12
8:38pm

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Ninja Turtle Free Zone [John Llamas]

Lol!

Lisa Nelson

09/04/12
7:23pm

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He was hoping that she would be a bottom feeder [John Llamas]

Brilliant!

Chris Beach

(admin)

22/04/12
12:05pm

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"House Arrest..........HA, I laugh at your house arrest" [John Llamas]

lol been a while just thought i'd check in ;)

Steve Fosbraey

28/04/12
7:10pm

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Is that Steve Fosbraey...our missing Centurian? [John Llamas]

- welcome back you've been missed

(caption author)

28/04/12
7:11pm

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Is that Steve Fosbraey...our missing Centurian? [John Llamas]

Just go easy on us Steve wink

Dan Dan

28/04/12
7:13pm

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Is that Steve Fosbraey...our missing Centurian? [John Llamas]

Feeling the love guys, I think I will make an effort this week, baby is 7 months old now and running me ragged, it has been hard to find the time to get on here. But seeing as its Sunday tomorrow and a fresh start i'll throw a few captions in. :)

Steve Fosbraey

28/04/12
7:15pm

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Is that Steve Fosbraey...our missing Centurian? [John Llamas]

Congrats John.

(Yes, got in 1st!)

James Fotheringham

30/04/12
11:02pm

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Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date. [John Llamas]

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	lol x2 creative x2 clever Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose. 01/12/16 8:34:50	8 28
Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
	lol creative ........ just posting some pictures of my trip 10/01/19 8:41:39	1 25
You must've had a lovely time. Is that a picture of your-niece, then? :^) --Crunchy Chords
	creative clever This sort of thing just makes me cross 07/09/18 7:14:55	24

	clever x3 Pasture bedtime 20/09/15 19:05:58	3 24
Have to agree with Mr Glover - this is a winner. --Dan Nicholls
	lol x2 clever The locals were more accustomed to seeing stools washed up on the beach. 29/01/15 12:14:36	24

	Ales of the Unexpected 18/09/12 7:17:42	23

	Water Raleigh and Francis Drake 11/08/12 10:01:06	7 23

	"I reared him myself." 14/10/15 19:10:32	21

	lol creative We didn't always have hair dryers 23/09/15 11:15:06	21

	clever Pisa Hut 02/02/15 8:11:39	21

	creative x3 Teaching an Ostrich to ride a motorbike was always going to prove difficult 04/01/13 12:17:10	4 21

	That was a good idea baiting the traps with Haribo 26/11/21 8:01:45	20

	".... see Dave, I told you this car was a "˜pussy magnet'. ..." 11/01/19 12:39:44	20

	clever Auditions for Madame Butterfly were earlier than expected ......... 29/08/18 7:16:55	20

	lol x2 We asked 10 cats if they preferred Whiskas ...... here's what the other two said, for those of you who have always wondered. 14/08/14 11:12:52	20

	lol "Was there anything else you wanted, besides decking on the porch?" 27/03/13 8:13:37	1 20
Well, it was at a knock down price. --Dan Dan
	creative Squatters move in after Tennant moves on 06/03/13 12:03:16	20

	"You said ...'write something punchy' ..." 27/09/18 8:12:20	19

	clever x2 Fissure men 29/09/17 11:07:00	19

	creative x2 A boy named Sioux 22/04/14 11:10:33	19

	creative "Sorry officer, I didn't see the light." 22/04/14 7:43:23	19

	"Fred.........could you turn the serving machine down a touch?" 21/11/12 20:05:21	19

	Plaquerazzi 04/11/12 8:22:33	19

	Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date. 23/04/12 10:05:15	17 19

	Council announce further playgrounds in the pipeline. 09/09/14 7:10:27	18

	creative Some adverts just blow you away. 12/08/14 13:06:38	18

	lol "You here about the Jessops gift vouchers too?" 10/01/13 20:05:29	18

	This is believed to pre-date the Ironing Age 30/10/12 20:05:12	18

	Top Queer 20/07/12 19:09:55	18

	Jack loved going for a ride with his 'half brother.' 23/04/12 19:24:43	18

	Mick’s - in – bowl 22/04/12 19:00:33	18

	ten-tickles 19/09/11 10:04:11	4 18
Am I only the one who thinks this is no better than below average??? --Grover D. Bluebottle IV
	lol "S**t ..... where's the baby?" 07/10/18 20:06:28	1 18
Thank you for this one. I've had to Super Vote cos I'm... ahem still tittering. --Vivvy En
	lol Stan has an itchy bum .... sadly for him, he doesn't know his arse from his elbow. 30/11/16 21:09:12	18

	lol x3 "Smell that ..... I'll give you a clue, it's not Scampi Fries." 21/09/16 7:03:57	18

	The bills are piling up at the door. 21/08/15 19:41:17	18

	Vowel movements will also not be tolerated. 29/05/15 19:33:21	2 18
No swimming if you are in-consonant. --Dan Nicholls
	"I think the hoover bag might be full love." 16/11/18 9:28:54	17

	"I thought you said it was spitting distance "¦"¦"¦" 07/09/18 11:14:23	17

	"Quick, QUICK ...... Duracell anyone ..." 07/05/18 19:51:12	17

	lol Pint and a small house swine 29/05/17 19:10:09	17

	High in fibre 19/05/17 20:20:59	17

	The Officer's Mess 15/09/16 19:08:36	17

	lol Neil was seeing other girls behind her back. 03/09/16 7:04:25	17

	lol "The good news is, we didn't find any drugs. The bad news ..... you have an enlarged prostate ..." 07/06/16 20:35:02	1 17
Love it! --Greg Curtis
	lol "OK ......... got a signal, stay there folks. Hi Mum ....... " 14/09/15 7:11:51	17

	lol Not-work Rail 01/03/15 20:26:38	17

	The tree had no chance once Ivy took hold. 10/11/14 10:39:15	17

	lol The nursery school bus crash into the Piranha infested water made identifying the remains of the kids a tricky task. 02/09/14 19:21:02	1 17
Great caption. Could reword slightly to make it "snappier":"After a nursery school bus crashed into Piranha-infested water, identifying remains was tricky."or"Identifying remains was tricky after a nursery school... --Chris Beach
	Fathers for just chips 15/08/14 7:08:48	17

	Sister'S ledge 22/04/14 19:06:07	17

	Pump Fiction 08/01/14 12:10:39	17

	lol "Ooh you are nautical.............but I like you" 09/05/13 7:36:29	1 17
Gnaw/tickle? --Ross Davidson
	Those with a nut allergy.. look away now 06/06/12 19:18:31	17

	“ ……….. and the pet Piranhas, did they survive the flood? ….” 26/12/24 20:33:54	16

	clever “Ahhh Tony, l remember when I was young catching crabs on this beach..” “You’ve got no worries on that front now Hatty” 25/11/21 12:06:07	16

	"The water here tastes of Pete, ...... just like they said at the distillery" 09/08/18 11:08:20	16

	clever Mick was not entirely happy with the terms of his bale conditions. 03/01/18 8:27:59	16

	lol Papua New Guinea Rotisserie 19/10/17 7:26:57	1 16
Here, have a Vivvy Super Vote, you've earned it. I've just bobbed into Tesco for a few provisions and absolutely lost it at the sight of the rotisserie. Cracked up, well done! I can't shop there again for a few weeks tho. --Vivvy En
	lol The wife said .."Do you think you could do something with that skip in the driveway?" Challenge accepted ..... I thought 29/09/17 7:04:49	16

	The boys in the gang were worried that at any time they could be facing the sack (nod to 12.07) 25/08/17 11:11:02	9 16
I heard it was due to cut backs --Ross Davidson
	lol Where are they now ...... Lionel Blair 25/03/17 21:11:57	1 16
Brilliant! Can't stop laughing --Welsh Rarebit
	Skuldruggery 08/12/16 8:16:20	16

	lol "Just buy a bloody unicycle." 28/11/16 12:29:59	3 16
A caption about a bmx will not impress me at all; however a unicycle one wheel! --Andrea Hickling
	Before being souped up. 15/10/15 11:27:06	16

	creative People are not coming to fairground so much so we had to reduce the staff. 02/10/15 7:53:25	16

	lol "I picked it up at a car boot sale." 18/08/15 19:07:28	16

	Chilean Miners release unseen pictures 08/01/15 20:14:47	16

	"I used to be a Hell's Angel but that's all behind me now." 11/11/14 21:38:47	16

	lol "No love, I said I want to look at a Hospice" 26/10/14 20:00:22	16

	creative Having been caught pedalling again, this time Maria was given a longer sentence 13/03/14 20:22:54	16

	A pot belly would be useful at this point 05/03/14 12:02:57	16

	The hat and cape were reviewed as 'cheap looking and unconvincing' - ( Witch Magazine ) 27/02/14 12:02:52	16

	"I am not turning around until I get those f**king drums back" 11/02/14 12:11:43	16

	Caption.me apologises for delays in seeing some pictures due to the Golf coverage 30/01/14 8:11:10	1 16
As a golfer I was about to suggest cricket coverage when the penny finally dropped.....Excellent caption. --Ian Mclaren
	lol "Abandon Shit!" 17/01/14 12:45:17	16

	50% off all bikes at Halfords. 25/10/13 11:16:18	16

	creative Uncle Brian had been there for 3 hours reading the suspiciously large book since we put the Viagra in his breakfast. 14/06/13 11:38:25	16

	The Copse had him surrounded. 10/06/13 7:44:41	16

	"What's up Doc?" 18/02/13 12:01:36	16

	"Soft Scoop Icecream my arse" 06/01/13 20:06:27	3 16

	A near myth 22/08/12 11:06:19	16

	Esther had no problems achieving her 'miserable little shit badge' 24/05/12 19:05:49	16

	I came looking for Pluto not Uranus 20/03/12 20:21:01	16

	Don't worry we'll stop pulling bits out once the buzzer sounds 17/03/12 20:01:44	16

	Tell meow this happened. 18/12/11 22:14:57	1 16

	He's from the Isle of Man 09/12/11 11:25:52	4 16

	Warning...May contain nuts. 07/11/11 20:15:43	16

	Pick it, lick it, roll it and flick it. 05/06/13 11:07:10	15

	"Play your cards right and you may also have me for receiving swollen goods later." 03/04/13 11:33:50	1 15
Under a vest? --Isla gray
	Eyefull Tower 01/12/12 20:07:04	1 15

	Ground Coffee 15/09/12 7:17:27	15

	Some of you may have noticed a slight increase in postage costs earlier in the year. This was to cover essential infrastructure updates. 08/08/12 20:35:22	3 15

	Guinesstrone 25/06/12 19:15:25	15

	clever When Rav started his sponsored plank, his friends were inclined to support. 18/10/22 11:25:49	1 15

	“ Hi boys only me, don’t worry if you can’t get to the phone ….. just to say I am going to be a bit late. I have just remembered I need to pop to B&Q and get that Carbon Monoxide monitor you keep going on about Dave .. see you in a bit … bye for now” 21/11/21 20:53:58	15

	" ..... yes, I know I said we need a cycling coach but ....." 22/05/20 19:10:34	15

	"It's like art ... only boulder" 14/09/19 11:47:22	15

	clever ...... and so the revolution begins 18/11/18 21:04:28	1 15
The Peasants are revolving --Mr Dome
	lol Baseball caps ........ maybe they should come with instructions. 07/03/18 12:06:59	15

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