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I'm obviously the only one who doesn't get it, please explain?

Roley Martin

09/12/11
10:21pm

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He's from the Isle of Man [John Llamas]

Not only does the photo look like they're on an island but the pose the man is in looks quite like the flag of the Isle of Man.

Paul Woolley

09/12/11
10:28pm

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He's from the Isle of Man [John Llamas]

Its a reference to the Isle of Man emblem

(caption author)

09/12/11
10:28pm

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He's from the Isle of Man [John Llamas]

Thanks for asking Roley wink

Guido van der Velden

09/12/11
10:46pm

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He's from the Isle of Man [John Llamas]

Every time this catches my eye, I giggle:D

Mi6 Bagpuss

19/12/11
11:00am

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Tell meow this happened. [John Llamas]

is this not similar to 11:02?

[anon]

20/12/11
7:46pm

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Although strange to civilians, Derek was Para normal. [John Llamas]

Sorry I did it on my phone and the dupe detector didn't come up. I will change it

(caption author)

20/12/11
8:39pm

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Although strange to civilians, Derek was Para normal. [John Llamas]

That has to be the funniest caption of the day. Bravo!

Michael Winner

22/12/11
12:44am

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Billy Ellycopter [John Llamas]

Aisle?

Michael Winner

24/12/11
8:55pm

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Infant Aisle [John Llamas]

# anon Thanks Michael - I put Isle then thought aisle would be better but then got a couple of votes so left it alone.

John Llamas

24/12/11
9:02pm

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Infant Aisle [John Llamas]

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