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	Andrex puppies just don't make good police dogs 30/09/11 10:29:19	12 23

	Nicole? Pap-aaaaaaaargh! 02/09/11 10:53:03	6 18

	Cinderfella 11/09/11 14:02:05	16

	Metrotextuals 10/10/11 19:00:08	14

	Suprised by the changeable British weather, Larry was still sunbathing when our Indian Summer abruptly ended. 22/10/11 11:14:33	1 13

	Fingers crossed they're both getting neutered. 21/11/11 11:27:37	12

	Another tourist about to fall victim to a swizzle. 15/11/11 15:45:08	9

	A novel way to fly 12/09/11 10:09:30	9

	Only a muppet would jump at the chance to buy this property. 30/10/11 14:55:45	2 8

	"Yes! A second washing machine so we can do the whites and reds separately!" 08/11/11 20:43:51	7

	Sadly the 47% of Chicago's adults who were literate didn't understand percentages. 10/10/11 19:00:19	4 7

	I'm not saying it's been a wet summer, but the next line on that sign reads "2 miles" 04/08/12 14:21:59	6

	A jolly big fan of the New York green Giants. 20/11/11 17:12:48	6

	Layla sighed contentedly. She enjoyed having her cucumber at least five times a day. 02/11/11 13:44:37	4 6

	"I'm not saying I was racially profiled, but I was the only one on the flight made to wear an X-Ray T-Shirt." 20/10/11 12:00:16	6

	Water melons 14/10/11 19:00:14	6

	It's an Ice day for a white wedding 11/10/11 10:00:28	6

	Catering at the annual lactose intolerant vegetarian coeliacs' meeting goes horribly wrong. 18/11/11 12:07:34	5

	A young Avril Lavigne wonders if it's Sk8 or Poi. 17/11/11 11:09:10	5

	She shouldn't be flashing her pirate parts in public! 13/11/11 17:00:00	5

	Ian put his signature move on his date. 12/11/11 16:28:55	5

	"Hello Buoys!" 14/10/11 19:00:10	2 5

	With some urgency, she ordered 24 rolls of Andrex by express delivery. 06/10/11 10:00:24	5

	If The Crystal Maze did pub games... 05/10/11 10:27:20	5

	Where I used to live, Iran. But in Jordan, I'd prefer to ride. 29/04/12 16:07:04	4

	Halfway through his book on family law, Peter fainted as he realised just how much child support he owed... 24/04/12 21:09:32	4

	He liked to groom while chatting on forums. 11/11/11 12:09:47	4

	"Sh*t is it me or are the photos getting harder to caption?" 13/10/11 19:00:45	4

	"Hand on heart, with this discreet attachment, you'll never have to sweep up after shaving your head again..." 07/10/11 10:23:45	4

	She sighed contentedly, another successful log out. 06/10/11 10:00:33	3 4

	Hmm... Was it Professor Plum, in the street, with the widescreen? 16/09/11 13:48:52	4

	I'm sorry? You knocked to complain about what noise exactly? 09/09/11 10:48:12	4

	Hope she blows my Wrigley next 05/09/11 10:17:50	4

	"You think this is a bad job? My mate Jim had to milk the cow..." 07/05/12 12:57:13	1 3

	"Well, now my TV's gone digital, the nice man said I'd need new antennas." 22/04/12 13:13:31	3

	"What the hell do you mean, 'Swing from the hips'?" 21/04/12 11:07:47	3

	"You think this is big? Wait till it breaks down and you see the size of the tow truck..." 20/01/12 15:00:34	3

	"Yeah, it's pretty, but as a diabetic coeliac with a peanut allergy I'll be having the eggs." 19/01/12 17:41:28	3

	Barry was terribly worried someone would notice the spinach stuck between his teeth. 06/01/12 0:17:43	3

	After a spate of unfortunate drownings, geneticists were forced to admit that cross breeding ducks and ostriches was just a bad idea. 11/12/11 17:33:54	3

	Stella: Also good for beating eggs. 28/11/11 16:37:32	3

	Wow, with his PS3 Move controller, he really felt like he was in the game. 15/11/11 15:49:16	3

	"Damn, the PC needs de-worming." 11/11/11 12:04:37	3

	The bell tolled for her. But fortunately she didn't have her hearing aid in at the time. 09/11/11 20:18:48	3

	After eating her first bowl of cherries, Pip felt stoned. 02/11/11 17:31:38	3

	I needed more whole Groening my diet. 17/10/11 10:15:01	3

	One heck of a spit roast 08/10/11 10:01:58	3

	Henson Cab 04/10/11 10:12:31	3

	C'mon girls, he a-piers to be a shore thing 03/10/11 10:08:47	1 3

	The Wheel of Miss Fortune 02/10/11 21:21:24	3

	"When I asked if you had any rubbers, this isn't what I meant." 20/09/11 11:58:12	3

	If Carlsberg did chiropractic... 19/09/11 12:22:08	3

	It wasn't disembodiment that pissed them off, it was the frustrating 'Kick Me' sign taunting them from his back. 09/09/11 11:02:44	3

	He'd give his right arm for a four wheel drive 07/09/11 10:11:58	3

	Anti-gravitea 21/09/11 10:55:27	8 1 5