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Mr Toad

Adrian Fisk- working towards becoming a professional comedy/joke writer.

Owner of thatbengalcat.com

Caption Wins:37

Signed Up:14 years ago

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Photo	10		0	0			0	0			0	0
Comment	3		0	0			0	0			18	1	106
Suggested Edit	2		0	0			0	0			0	0
Forum Post			0	0			0	0			3	0

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It was usually easier to take the A4.

The only gay in the pillage.

"Thanks doctor, but we'd have preferred not to have met our sperm donor."

This disturbing image was found in the home of a known Speedophile.

“I best be off- the wife’ll be having kittens.”

There was always a fear John would end up hanging himself

“… so I said ”Give me your treadmill or I’ll rearrange your face”.

Stewards enquiry after tortoise lodges an official complaint

“I’ve met his wife and sister. A lovely woman.”

It was the perfect place to stay for a couple of knights

"Why do you think we're stuffed?" "Because I've lost the map."

"Call pest control. Tell them he's back."

“These pieces are part of our private collection.”

She acted like their friendship was genuine, but he could see straight through her

Hitler invades china.

Holidaymakers are warned as BA prepares to launch yet another strike.

My Grandad still drove at eighty, but in a thirty zone.

And I thought it was Red Bull that gave you wings.

Redundancies mean he’s the only worker left at the plant.

“The map said Piccadilly Circus.”

Trev was a one woman man who firmly believed in mahogany.

"Where'd you want me to hang these?" asked Damocles.

“I think I’ll have the fish. What are you getting?” “A taxi."

"Soon the juvenile busker will hatch fully from its egg."

"Have you been away?"

When dinosaurs chromed the Earth.

“Best of luck with the interview Dad.”

Another fat cat gets a raise

Ménage Abattoir

“I’m afraid it's Cholera.”

She was known for being a bit of a globetrotter.

It’s what’s inside that counts, which is where he’ll end up if they ever check his computer.

“That's why I never give money to the homeless. They always spend it on booze and vampire rabbits.”

Just hanging out by the pool.

"Something blue?"

A troublesome trolley wheel can send you over the edge.

At Glasgow Zoo, even the animals come at you with a bottle.

I can’t play tennis when I’m hungover either

“Irene? That family next door has sent us another one of their Christmas cards.”

Tom always carried his veg around with him as he’d lost the plot

Unfortunately for Nena, her cat had another 98 to get through

“Don’t worry. He’ll grow out of it.”

“Of course, speed dating was very different back then…”

John’s tendency to drop his trousers was being fuelled by his friends.

The end of another successful Harold Shipman street party.

Brenda’s husband had always wanted a natural burial. It’s just Brenda didn’t deem it necessary for him to be dead in order to have one.

“So far I’ve been involved in three arrests- two of them cardiac.”

“Dear Derren, Colin still thinks he’s a cod.”