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	The riding's on the wall. 05/05/12 19:00:09	25

	"For He's a Jolly Good Feller..." 16/02/23 8:07:41	22

	Lust in Translation. 27/01/12 11:22:25	11 22

	The Lunch Back of Notre-Dame 12/05/23 7:14:21	21

	Carl's berg. 30/04/12 19:16:40	1 21

	The Caked Crusader 15/05/23 11:00:13	20

	Regular vowel movement. 07/05/12 10:08:58	1 20

	Breakfast on Tiffany 27/02/23 8:00:18	19

	Broke bike mountain. 10/04/12 10:01:20	19

	"I'm getting a faint aroma of old newspapers, half-eaten cheese sandwiches and rotting fruit, with just a hint of urine." 27/09/12 11:41:15	3 18

	Inn at the deep end 27/04/23 19:27:12	18

	lol "How's your husband's funeral business going?" "Good thank you, but he does have a tendency to bring his work home with him." 14/05/23 11:08:18	17

	5 Scar Restaurant 06/04/23 19:41:41	17

	🎵 Born tabby wild 🎵 29/08/19 11:36:11	17

	Staff wanted for beach restaurant: must have experience of waiting on tables. 17/01/12 11:00:12	17

	Dave was bored with wearing his hair in a bun. 07/05/23 11:01:11, edited: 07/05/23 11:05:22	16

	Sale of the Sensory. 08/08/19 7:06:32	2 16
Live from Norwich... --Lee Hauxwell
	Everybody's gone surfing, surfing U.A.E. 19/09/12 21:44:02	1 16

	Bearton Senna. 21/05/12 19:00:18	16

	Blend in the clowns. 26/04/12 19:43:34	2 16

	Old Skull Reunion. 18/01/12 11:04:55	16

	"Smile Hitler." 05/05/13 19:17:35	15

	Curb Trawler. 25/09/12 11:03:43	15

	"My other car is a Porch." 23/04/12 10:40:51	15

	Staring at defeat. 19/04/12 19:04:17	15

	Rage Against the Latrine 16/05/23 11:08:49	14

	Not even Superman can stop The Incredible Sulk 21/04/23 19:30:03	1 14

	🎵Ivory bodies gone surfin'......🎵 20/04/23 11:17:52, edited: 20/04/23 11:27:33	2 14
Surfin' U3A --Dave Bryan
	clever Dinero is served 24/08/19 19:49:28	14

	creative x2 Arse-tit-ulated lorry. 26/04/13 11:23:59	14

	The March Hair. 20/04/13 11:38:46	14

	Forest Gimp. 06/04/13 11:09:02	14

	Steve had become the hare to a small fortune. 05/04/13 19:10:55	14

	Sunni Delight. 03/01/13 12:13:54	14

	If you look closely at this sculpture you can tell it's a forgery. 02/11/12 12:22:57	14

	Driving Miss Dozy. 27/10/12 11:11:06	14

	"Here's some of the money I owe you....the rest is in lieu." 14/10/12 19:06:38	14

	♫ You've got that Gloving Feline ♫ 18/11/12 9:22:19	2 13

	"Right lads, we'll set up camp here for tonight, and push on to the summit in the morning." 24/09/12 19:43:57	2 13

	"Gran, I see you've caught that nasty bug that's been going around." 21/04/12 19:33:19	13

	"Rum Rabbit, rum Rabbit, rum, rum, rum." 05/04/12 19:26:33	13

	Cheesy listening. 14/03/12 11:00:15	13

	Andy was running late so breakfast had to be abbreviated. 19/01/12 11:06:23	13

	This is not just any store, this is an S&M store. 30/12/11 20:05:14	13

	"Time to round-up the chickens." 16/04/23 7:34:04	13

	Hurt cuisine 06/04/23 19:15:32	13

	"Does my bun look big in this?" 19/02/23 20:13:01	13

	Carpaulin 02/08/19 7:01:43	1 13

	lol Secret trials of high-tech solution to the Northern Ireland border issue prove successful. 24/07/19 8:13:15	13

	A Flock Of Threegirls 06/04/23 11:29:50	1 12
If only I had a photograph --Mr Dome
	The Special Relationship reaches tipping point. 09/08/19 19:03:56	12

	creative The case was riddled with holes as the evidence had clearly been planted. 14/05/13 19:09:22	12

	A dish called Wanda. 25/04/13 14:07:50	12

	Bloody Nora, and her sister Mary. 02/01/13 12:18:57	1 12

	Anti-social networking. 30/10/12 12:42:09	12

	The Man Who Shot Liberty's Balance. 14/10/12 9:16:54	12

	"I'd like an eggburger, Sunni side up please." 12/05/12 19:21:46	12

	Kate laughed historically. 08/02/12 11:30:01	12

	The Boy wonders..... 05/02/12 11:47:34	12

	Dinner is observed. 23/01/12 11:24:14	12

	The Tower of Bagel. 03/01/12 14:49:14	1 12

	"They think he'll fall over....." 21/05/23 7:07:17	11

	Stamford Fridge 10/04/23 7:39:55	11

	Dave was later thrown out of the casino for carb counting 27/03/23 7:09:56, edited: 27/03/23 7:18:57	1 11

	Stool and the Gang 29/08/19 19:02:50	11

	Yule-tied. 26/04/13 7:06:42	11

	The Land-line That Time Forgot. 23/11/12 13:59:11	11

	Bush whacker. 05/11/12 20:03:04	11

	Happy Anoniversary. 02/11/12 9:26:30	11

	Thai Fishing by J. R. Hartley. 11/10/12 11:58:03	11

	The Prisoner of Jenga. 08/10/12 7:22:48	11

	"Waiter, could you tell me when my piazza will be ready?" 13/04/12 10:01:49	11

	The Devil is in the retail. 04/02/12 20:21:37	11

	Dolly mixture. 03/02/12 11:00:14	1 11

	Clothing Down Sale. 29/01/12 11:13:28	2 11

	They'd missed the flight as they were still a little stoned from the night before. 12/01/12 20:00:38	11

	Hairy Krishna. 03/01/12 20:09:27	11

	Not for the first time, William found himself in a pot of bother. 02/01/13 20:34:08	10

	The Deathly Marrows. 15/11/12 13:08:49	10

	"...and yet, even here, in the most inhospitable of conditions, life manages to find a way." 27/09/12 7:29:21	1 10

	Lion Framer. 20/09/12 7:35:17	10

	Cereal Fillers. 07/05/12 10:01:37	10

	Eye, Robot. 04/05/12 12:33:19	10

	The Devily Sisters. 20/04/12 10:00:27	1 10

	They had ordered a slab-up meal. 13/04/12 11:35:31	10

	"Play Misty for me." 11/02/12 20:00:13	10

	Luckily they had managed to book a connecting flight. 31/01/12 11:18:54	10

	Kate Moth. 24/01/12 20:01:07	10

	Ellen bought her dress in the January Sails. 22/01/12 20:03:58	10

	Fly, Claudius. 13/01/12 1:24:04	10

	Orgasmic farming. 05/01/12 11:32:48	10

	"Curse you, Flea-Man!" 18/05/23 19:00:43, edited: 18/05/23 19:10:08	10

	A Touch of Frost 12/03/23 20:17:13	10

	"FIND THE GAP!" 16/02/23 20:04:04, edited: 16/02/23 20:56:56	10

	Scotty should have gone to Specsavers 13/02/23 20:00:27	1 10
Treksavers? --KimJong Pun
	clever Welcome to Tansylvania. 06/05/23 20:51:16	9

	"With these rings I thee shred." 02/04/23 11:32:25, edited: 02/04/23 11:32:42	9

	Jimmy Grieves 12/03/23 13:06:12, edited: 12/03/23 13:07:51	9

	Bill was a notorious bottom feeder 09/03/23 20:12:07	9

	Slayer Cake 16/02/23 8:01:28	9

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last comments (total: 100)

or knowledge of Dutch (strand translates as beach) wink

Guido van der Velden

18/10/12
8:37pm

comment on caption:
Strand Ahoy! [Pablo Cabello]

I thought I'd come up with a blinder. Scrolled down, you'd thought of it first. I just bet there are a lot of captioneers that won't get the reference. They don't know what entertainment is, these young 'uns!

Paul Woolley

19/10/12
7:53pm

comment on caption:
One Man and his Quad. [Pablo Cabello]

Dunce Stan?

Smuldo

22/10/12
7:13pm

comment on caption:
Dunce Stan so close to me...... [Pablo Cabello]

thanks

(caption author)

22/10/12
7:33pm

comment on caption:
Dunce Stan so close to me...... [Pablo Cabello]

Subtle AND stupid- I like it!

Michael Winner

29/10/12
6:45pm

comment on caption:
With Alderaan destroyed, Lord Vader's attention turned to Catpooine. [Pablo Cabello]

I've just realised that there's a menu visible on the guy's phone anyway, so ignore my comments since it's in the picture :)

[anon]

30/10/12
12:45pm

comment on caption:
"Are you ready to order?"
"No, we're still browsing the menu." [Pablo Cabello]

appreciated :)

(caption author)

30/10/12
12:48pm

comment on caption:
"Are you ready to order?"
"No, we're still browsing the menu." [Pablo Cabello]

thanks Michael - it's what I (try to) do. I'd also like to thank you for the unselfish and self-effacing way you constantly strive to help others improve their captions. I, for one, really appreciate it.

(caption author)

30/10/12
6:02pm

comment on caption:
With Alderaan destroyed, Lord Vader's attention turned to Catpooine. [Pablo Cabello]

Think I would use the word "for" instead of "fall"?

[anon]

06/11/12
9:33pm