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phil mcavity

ex thai ladyboy now defence correspondent for the BBC

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Comment	3	0	0		0	0		10	3	104
Suggested Edit	2	0	0		0	0		0	0

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cheers, ammended

phil mcavity

12/04/12
9:20pm

comment on caption:
So this is where the Osmonds keep their teeth [phil mcavity]

Clever and very funny! smilie face

Chris Beach

(admin)

12/06/12
10:02pm

comment on caption:
Herbie's wife arrives to give evidence of domestic abuse. [phil mcavity]

My wife has a black sense of humour.

Pete

14/07/12
9:20pm

comment on caption:
Pete recoils in horror after finding one of Lenny Henrys pubes. [phil mcavity]

phil mcavity

14/07/12
11:05pm

comment on caption:
Pete recoils in horror after finding one of Lenny Henrys pubes. [phil mcavity]

It's good to see a late caption voted up.

John Glover

15/07/12
1:02pm

comment on caption:
Pete recoils in horror after finding one of Lenny Henrys pubes. [phil mcavity]

Presumably with some chicken caesarian salad dressing.

Oli Blackwell

06/09/12
8:59am

comment on caption:
'Next time I'm having a caesarian.' [phil mcavity]

fred west who raped and murdered children gets no mention so soon after the raped crusader causes a debate .

[anon]

19/09/12
11:32am

comment on caption:
Fred West enjoys 10% off day at B&Q. [phil mcavity]

True, but that was over 17 years ago, none of his victims are still alive, and he hung himself in his cell. You can say practically anything about that psychopath and it'll be either true or funny, in a way that the same joke in reference to Peter Sutcliffe wouldn't be, mostly due to the fact that he and some of his victims are still alive.

Michael Winner

19/09/12
11:56am

comment on caption:
Fred West enjoys 10% off day at B&Q. [phil mcavity]

	'Next time I'm having a caesarian.' 05/09/12 11:54:25	1 21

	The girls liked to dress up in period costumes. 13/12/12 8:39:38	2 19

	Pete recoils in horror after finding one of Lenny Henrys pubes. 14/07/12 11:19:29	3 14

	creative Getting Noel ready for Deal or no Deal was getting more and more time consuming for the make up dept. 10/01/13 15:27:32	1 13

	'You ruined the Beatles.' 29/11/12 8:33:26	13

	Herbie's wife arrives to give evidence of domestic abuse. 12/06/12 21:58:04	1 12

	creative The Talitubbies proved most popular on Pakistan TV. 03/01/13 12:50:09	11

	'Nope, even without the helmet you're still way over the weight limit.' 10/12/12 14:19:55	11

	'Bloody Ikea',thought Kate. 'Where the hell is aisle 13?' 08/10/12 7:43:00	11

	Fred West enjoys 10% off day at B&Q. 19/09/12 7:47:25	5 8

	So this is where the Osmonds keep their teeth 12/04/12 20:41:02	1 8

	'Bloody Lara Croft. I told her not to pull that lever.' 28/04/12 13:15:09	7

	'And to think she said I fired blanks.' 17/01/13 8:53:16	6

	'Christ that bird just shit on my head.' 26/11/12 14:40:50	6

	'I'm sorry Joey, I'm a plastic surgeon not a miracle worker.' 25/04/12 12:19:12	6

	Water birth for 5 stone baby proved the least painful method 10/01/13 15:28:50	1 5

	'There'll be big tits over the white cliffs of Dover.' 22/11/12 14:54:54	5

	'Room service Jimmy'. 18/11/12 12:41:59	5

	Preparations were well under way for the new independent Scottish armed forces. 20/08/12 7:25:43	5

	Osama Bin Knittin' 03/05/12 12:36:41	5

	'What do you mean we're sitting on your mother?' 27/04/12 22:00:43	5

	Paula Radcliffe denies taking performance enhancing drugs. 14/01/13 12:25:55	4

	Costa Concordia captain loses deposit on Hoseasons holiday. 12/01/13 10:37:48	4

	Hovis delivery boy admits to drink driving. 17/12/12 22:16:18	4

	Marty Feldman memorial opens. 02/12/12 11:09:04	4

	The Palestinian vs Israeli davies cup tie went pretty much as expected. 21/11/12 22:17:59	4

	Sarah Beeney admits to post natal depression. 03/11/12 22:03:12	4

	'What we have here gentlemen is a failure to communicate.' 30/10/12 13:49:12	2 4

	'Sorry mate I can't help it if he's needed for sunday, he won't be ready 'til tuesday.' 18/10/12 21:13:59	4

	Bollywood's musical version of Twilight opens to rave reviews. 08/09/12 9:01:02	4

	The lone ranger practices giving Silver his 'special reward.' 06/09/12 12:44:11	4

	Danny Boyle oversees Olympic opening ceremony rehearsals. 29/06/12 12:37:43	4

	The new 'No more for you fatty' fridge device was proving a winner. 01/06/12 19:26:18	4

	'That's got rid of Tony Robinson once and for all.' 23/05/12 13:24:42	4

	'God preserve us.' 14/05/12 8:28:18	4

	Bilbo Baggins ponders whether using Immac had been the best move. 20/04/12 15:39:48	4

	Officer Lee was enjoying his new job for British immigration control. 03/02/13 10:17:43	3

	Father Ted takes Jack out on his annual pilgrimage to Buckfast Abbey. 28/01/13 22:07:45	3

	Joe was about to regret ordering a number 69 from the chinese. 22/01/13 9:50:47	3

	Jonathan Ross' wife finally does what the public have been craving for years. 16/01/13 14:11:02	3

	Checking luggage at Gatwick staff are amazed to find Princess Margarets dildo. 16/01/13 10:51:30	3

	'Okay Blackbeard, hand them pieces of eight over'. 19/12/12 16:22:44	3

	'Wake up and give me warp factor 5 Sulu unless you want a phaser up your arse.' 25/11/12 20:50:45	3

	Uri Gellers wife storms out of the kitchen unable to do the sunday roast again. 10/11/12 11:55:22	3

	As the used johnnys and turds floated gently in, Angelina couldn't help but think Southend wasn't all it was cracked up to be. 01/11/12 9:42:22	3

	Victoria and David Beckham take first prize in the L.A Galaxy's annual fancy dress party. 20/10/12 20:55:54	1 3

	'I'm not saying the missus is fat but she's got her own gravitational pull.' 22/08/12 8:57:50	3

	Mount Rushmore revamp fails to impress traditionalists. 16/08/12 11:26:41	3

	Cheeky girls reform for festival season. 27/07/12 10:57:08	3

	Undercover cops at Kew gardens keep watch for suppliers of weed. 15/06/12 14:53:43	3

	North Korea's 'I 'm a celebrity' is a tad harder than Britain's. 01/05/12 15:58:35	3

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