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phil mcavity

ex thai ladyboy now defence correspondent for the BBC

Caption Wins:6

Signed Up:13 years ago

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Quotas and Scores

		This Week			Last Week			All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Caption	10	0	0		0	0		442	420	163
Photo	10	0	0		0	0		0	0
Comment	3	0	0		0	0		10	3	104
Suggested Edit	2	0	0		0	0		0	0

Voting Record

	This Week		Last Week		All Time
	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank
Caption	0		0		1,069	121
Comment	0		0		1	94

captions comments received

captions

	'Next time I'm having a caesarian.' 05/09/12 11:54:25	1 21

	The girls liked to dress up in period costumes. 13/12/12 8:39:38	2 19

	Pete recoils in horror after finding one of Lenny Henrys pubes. 14/07/12 11:19:29	3 14

	creative Getting Noel ready for Deal or no Deal was getting more and more time consuming for the make up dept. 10/01/13 15:27:32	1 13

	'You ruined the Beatles.' 29/11/12 8:33:26	13

	Herbie's wife arrives to give evidence of domestic abuse. 12/06/12 21:58:04	1 12

	creative The Talitubbies proved most popular on Pakistan TV. 03/01/13 12:50:09	11

	'Nope, even without the helmet you're still way over the weight limit.' 10/12/12 14:19:55	11

	'Bloody Ikea',thought Kate. 'Where the hell is aisle 13?' 08/10/12 7:43:00	11

	Fred West enjoys 10% off day at B&Q. 19/09/12 7:47:25	5 8

	So this is where the Osmonds keep their teeth 12/04/12 20:41:02	1 8

	'Bloody Lara Croft. I told her not to pull that lever.' 28/04/12 13:15:09	7

	'And to think she said I fired blanks.' 17/01/13 8:53:16	6

	'Christ that bird just shit on my head.' 26/11/12 14:40:50	6

	'I'm sorry Joey, I'm a plastic surgeon not a miracle worker.' 25/04/12 12:19:12	6

	Water birth for 5 stone baby proved the least painful method 10/01/13 15:28:50	1 5

	'There'll be big tits over the white cliffs of Dover.' 22/11/12 14:54:54	5

	'Room service Jimmy'. 18/11/12 12:41:59	5

	Preparations were well under way for the new independent Scottish armed forces. 20/08/12 7:25:43	5

	Osama Bin Knittin' 03/05/12 12:36:41	5

	'What do you mean we're sitting on your mother?' 27/04/12 22:00:43	5

	Paula Radcliffe denies taking performance enhancing drugs. 14/01/13 12:25:55	4

	Costa Concordia captain loses deposit on Hoseasons holiday. 12/01/13 10:37:48	4

	Hovis delivery boy admits to drink driving. 17/12/12 22:16:18	4

	Marty Feldman memorial opens. 02/12/12 11:09:04	4

	The Palestinian vs Israeli davies cup tie went pretty much as expected. 21/11/12 22:17:59	4

	Sarah Beeney admits to post natal depression. 03/11/12 22:03:12	4

	'What we have here gentlemen is a failure to communicate.' 30/10/12 13:49:12	2 4

	'Sorry mate I can't help it if he's needed for sunday, he won't be ready 'til tuesday.' 18/10/12 21:13:59	4

	Bollywood's musical version of Twilight opens to rave reviews. 08/09/12 9:01:02	4

	The lone ranger practices giving Silver his 'special reward.' 06/09/12 12:44:11	4

	Danny Boyle oversees Olympic opening ceremony rehearsals. 29/06/12 12:37:43	4

	The new 'No more for you fatty' fridge device was proving a winner. 01/06/12 19:26:18	4

	'That's got rid of Tony Robinson once and for all.' 23/05/12 13:24:42	4

	'God preserve us.' 14/05/12 8:28:18	4

	Bilbo Baggins ponders whether using Immac had been the best move. 20/04/12 15:39:48	4

	Officer Lee was enjoying his new job for British immigration control. 03/02/13 10:17:43	3

	Father Ted takes Jack out on his annual pilgrimage to Buckfast Abbey. 28/01/13 22:07:45	3

	Joe was about to regret ordering a number 69 from the chinese. 22/01/13 9:50:47	3

	Jonathan Ross' wife finally does what the public have been craving for years. 16/01/13 14:11:02	3

	Checking luggage at Gatwick staff are amazed to find Princess Margarets dildo. 16/01/13 10:51:30	3

	'Okay Blackbeard, hand them pieces of eight over'. 19/12/12 16:22:44	3

	'Wake up and give me warp factor 5 Sulu unless you want a phaser up your arse.' 25/11/12 20:50:45	3

	Uri Gellers wife storms out of the kitchen unable to do the sunday roast again. 10/11/12 11:55:22	3

	As the used johnnys and turds floated gently in, Angelina couldn't help but think Southend wasn't all it was cracked up to be. 01/11/12 9:42:22	3

	Victoria and David Beckham take first prize in the L.A Galaxy's annual fancy dress party. 20/10/12 20:55:54	1 3

	'I'm not saying the missus is fat but she's got her own gravitational pull.' 22/08/12 8:57:50	3

	Mount Rushmore revamp fails to impress traditionalists. 16/08/12 11:26:41	3

	Cheeky girls reform for festival season. 27/07/12 10:57:08	3

	Undercover cops at Kew gardens keep watch for suppliers of weed. 15/06/12 14:53:43	3

	North Korea's 'I 'm a celebrity' is a tad harder than Britain's. 01/05/12 15:58:35	3

last comments (total: 18)

Fred West, like Hitler etc are history and in the past. Unfortunately, rape isn't and is a very emotive subject for either sex. I tend to agree that rape is not a subject for humour. However jokes like: A lady runs into a police station shouting "I've been graped, I've been graped." "Don't you mean raped?" says the policeman. "No, graped," replies the lady, "there was a bunch of them."

I can see the humour in that, but the caption along side that picture of 'batman' was just a little over the top for me, and wouldn't get my vote. However there are other captioneers that disagree. You can see we all have different tastes by the captions that are voted for etc.

Lets keep this a good quality site, discussion is healthy and can only help to continue its success.

John Glover

19/09/12
12:14pm

comment on caption:
Fred West enjoys 10% off day at B&Q. [phil mcavity]

after a period of time and it is allowed but to claim their is no surviving victims or it is history is not quite true as last year his daughter was condeming a programme made about fred west and said it made her physically sick .she is a victim and not history for her .i accept for most it in the past and has been said before some subjects can hit a nerve.

[anon]

19/09/12
12:49pm

comment on caption:
Fred West enjoys 10% off day at B&Q. [phil mcavity]

It's my caption and I stand by it. Humour just like any other medium can provoke as well as entertain and we all have our own lines in the sand.( I just haven't crossed mine yet:))