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Ben Samuel
Today caption king, tomorrow the world.
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Quota: 22
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Suggested Edit | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Comment | 0 | 0 | 3 | 91 | ||||
Suggested Edit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 13 |
captionscomments received
2 captions with the same punchline... How?
8:23pm
comment on caption:
Reporter: "I have a way of solving gun crime in America."
Obama: "How" [Ben Samuel]
How 2
12:21pm
comment on caption:
Reporter: "I have a way of solving gun crime in America."
Obama: "How" [Ben Samuel]
🎵 ...and tell me that you love me... 🎵
11:55pm
comment on caption:
Fizz on my face [Ben Samuel]
How about No-body??
7:12am
comment on caption:
Nobody went to the wedding. [Ben Samuel]
Ideal for your all-exclusive holiday.
4:11pm
comment on caption:
For sale: Beach huts
- Furnished
- Ideal for relaxation in the summer
Further description:
- No walls
- No roof
- Great sea views [Ben Samuel]
Maybe 1 and 2 should be "Thou shalt not talk about fight club."
9:34am
comment on caption:
1) Thou shall not kick in the nether regions
2) Thou shall not punch
3) Thou shall not argue with the ref. His decision is final
4) Thou shall not bring over zealous parents
5) Thou shall not talk about karate club
6) Thou shall appear in church the next day
7) Thou shall not pretend you're the Karate Kid
8) Thou shall not blaspheme in a fight
9) Thou shall pay your karate fees
10) Thou shall wear non sole marking trainers [Ben Samuel]
Captain's Log
9:55am
comment on caption:
Oh you have a complaint do you? Let me just log that. [Ben Samuel]