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	Put your money where your mouth is. 19/08/12 12:28:28	2 20

	Congestion barges. 14/11/12 8:04:36	17

	Rowed rage 14/11/12 8:00:12	17

	A blessing in disguise 02/11/12 8:22:22	17

	🎵 5 golden flames, 4 calling alarms, 3 burnt presents, 2 pampered dogs and a charred thing that was a fir tree. 🎵 11/12/12 8:45:26	1 15

	"I ordered a toilet duck!" 02/07/12 19:06:55	13

	"Beam me up squatty." 13/12/12 12:14:06	12

	Hair of the sprog 01/10/12 7:26:09	12

	Bough and arrows 16/09/12 11:30:16	12

	Knickerbocker Rory 21/12/12 12:29:47	11

	Hung, drawn and quarter pounder 17/09/12 11:18:32	11

	"Where's your stool?" "It's coming" 20/10/12 11:03:55	10

	Souper trooper 25/09/12 7:00:41	10

	creative Fan male 14/01/13 8:21:58	9

	Costa Del Troll 23/12/12 12:00:17	3 9

	"Hovis, we have a problem." 19/12/12 8:48:43	2 9

	"Can I have a chicken nugget happy meal, with extra fries and a banana milkshake please." 02/12/12 9:00:27	9

	"I spy with my little eye something beginning with E." 10/11/12 13:57:25	7 9

	"Where's Giles?" "Having a crafty fag." 23/10/12 7:25:26	9

	Shady characters. 10/09/12 7:02:14	9

	Tomorrow i'm going to teach grandma to suck eggs. 09/09/12 8:40:08	9

	Stare case 16/01/13 8:39:34	8

	lol Jill was investigated after the postman, the window cleaner and the Asda delivery man went missing. 02/01/13 10:44:59	8

	Boomtown Kats 30/12/12 9:46:44	8

	For Gods sake, somebody pull the plug. 17/09/12 19:00:27	8

	Harlot-Davidson 09/07/12 10:05:35	8

	"My spidey-sense is tingling....I think someone is in trouble at Burger King again." 30/05/12 10:18:41	3 8

	Bogey man 10/12/12 20:00:12	7

	"Come and meet my flat mate." 19/11/12 20:00:08	4 7

	"Come and see my jugular act." 07/11/12 8:33:46	7

	Superman and his arc enemy 03/11/12 12:05:44	7

	Sponge Bob 17/10/12 7:20:40	7

	"... and this is our colonic irrigation room." 21/09/12 7:42:13	7

	Batman after a Robbin. 18/09/12 19:21:17	7

	Mumbo's jumbo 06/09/12 7:51:48	7

	"Hurry up Roger, I need to feed the kids in 3 hours." 05/07/12 10:00:17	7

	You'd have thought they would have spruced up for their family portrait. 15/01/13 9:01:39	6

	A through-a-shed horse 11/01/13 12:32:15	6

	Long legs of the law. 16/12/12 13:05:48	6

	"Noah, your gonna need a bigger boat." 15/11/12 8:00:41	6

	"Thats another nail in your cross." 11/11/12 20:05:52	6

	Sleepiness in seattle 29/10/12 9:20:54	6

	PG finger tips 21/10/12 7:12:12	6

	Galaxy de-fender 14/10/12 11:07:12	6

	"I've not parked anywhere near the yellow lines officer." 22/09/12 7:04:59	3 6

	Won-ton dumpling 12/09/12 7:49:26	6

	Ben thought the hotel was a right dive 14/07/12 10:01:23	6

	Spot light 09/01/13 8:10:06	5

	creative What's more amazing is that he was lying in the back of the hearse 2 minutes ago. 08/01/13 12:02:45	5

	Mental elf act. 07/01/13 8:00:07	5

	Loopy Lou 06/01/13 9:51:23	5

	French disconnection 28/12/12 12:05:18	5

	Cracks have started to appear in Bill and Brenda's relationship. 10/12/12 12:09:25	5

	Flaked out. 05/12/12 20:04:16	5

	Cotton eyed Joe 02/12/12 12:15:34	5

	Line of de-fence. 26/11/12 20:00:19	5

	♪ Come on Barbie, lets go party ♪ 07/11/12 20:12:15	1 5

	♫ Your so vein ♫ 07/11/12 8:47:30	1 5

	Dying for a cup of tea. 15/09/12 7:03:41	5

	After years of searching Fagin finally caught up with Oliver. 14/09/12 7:55:59	5

	Julian thought he was well hung. 08/09/12 7:00:34	5

	Cross dressing 05/09/12 7:25:11	5

	"I haven't seen my pussy for years, but I can hear the occasional meow." 04/09/12 7:24:59	5

	"Golly Giles, that was some sandstorm, do you think we're still sitting on the camels?" 16/08/12 13:05:48	5

	Budding Holly and the Privets. 15/06/12 10:04:19	2 5

	Khan you go any higher 03/01/13 12:11:20	4

	🎵 The tide is high but i'm holding on. 20/12/12 14:09:11	4

	Muttons dressed as trans 12/12/12 8:26:37	4

	A safe full of coppers. 04/12/12 8:00:31	4

	"You first." "No, you first." "I insist, you first." "No I insist, you first." "OK, after 3 we both jump in together." "1, 2 ... Oh fuck it, lets not bother." 29/11/12 12:03:14	4

	White clefts of Dover 22/11/12 13:38:12	4

	Handle with kitty gloves. 18/11/12 8:03:16	4

	Pole positioning 14/11/12 8:00:37	4

	Forgive me father for i'm a winner. 04/11/12 12:00:46	1 4

	Iron maidens 26/10/12 7:02:42	4

	Go'in cold turkey. 19/10/12 7:00:29	4

	Andrex yuppie 14/10/12 19:09:49	4

	Bank deposits 14/10/12 19:00:13	2 4

	Oops! 04/10/12 7:00:22	4

	The 100 year old virgin 30/09/12 11:01:43	4

	It's a bum deal 24/09/12 11:00:17	4

	"I said the gorgon with the snakes and eyes, not the shakes and fries." 17/09/12 11:01:12	4

	Bob liked to get there early for the 6'o'clock bingo. 14/09/12 19:41:24	4

	Jack was overwhelmed by coming 2nd in the national farting competition. 14/09/12 7:01:24	4

	An Eton Mess 30/06/12 10:04:50	4

	Goodbye Kitty 19/06/12 11:32:32	4

	Maintenance man takes the piss! 25/05/12 19:00:12	4

	Pole positioning. 17/05/12 12:51:23	4

	Splitting image 10/01/13 8:42:05	3

	Team spirit was high at Caption.me 03/01/13 9:53:01	3 3

	Jeff was finally on the property ladder. 02/01/13 10:34:50	3

	Brimful of Usher 28/12/12 12:03:18	3

	My computers crashed again. 21/12/12 8:19:13	3

	"Are we catching crabs, like mommy has?" 20/12/12 20:46:24	3

	Rhythm and chews 27/11/12 12:05:12	3

	"Can you tell me where the lingerie department is? I've heard there's a Pretty Polly there." 22/11/12 8:29:04	3

	Smile peas 09/11/12 20:31:17	3

	A royal flush. 08/11/12 20:08:52	3

	Wal-Mart 08/11/12 8:03:01	3

	Shingle lady 01/11/12 9:03:10	3

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last comments (total: 35)

Perfect.

Dan Dan

19/08/12
6:08pm

comment on caption:
Put your money where your mouth is. [Nina Dutton]

One of the best👏

Ken Stapleton

19/08/12
6:24pm

comment on caption:
Put your money where your mouth is. [Nina Dutton]

Almost identical to the photographers own caption. Click on 'photo' underneath the picture to check.

[anon]

22/09/12
8:14am

comment on caption:
"I've not parked anywhere near the yellow lines officer." [Nina Dutton]

I didn't cheat, honest. In fact I didn't know you could do that. Great minds think alike lol. Prob wont get any further votes now anyway, so leaving it up.

(caption author)

22/09/12
1:49pm

comment on caption:
"I've not parked anywhere near the yellow lines officer." [Nina Dutton]

I believe you. I didn't think you had cheated which is why I explained how to check the photographer's caption. wink

[anon]

22/09/12
2:27pm

comment on caption:
"I've not parked anywhere near the yellow lines officer." [Nina Dutton]

Didn't notice this 'deposit' one before voting on the other one and suggesting a change to it. I have given this one a vote too as it is fairly close to what I suggested to the other captioneer.