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	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	517	805	#132
Comments	3	53	29	#83

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Captions	514	#156
Comments	18	#76

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	One for the rodeo. 06/09/12 11:28:04	18

	Seconds later it was just a wrecked tangle... 09/06/12 10:42:48	18

	Cistern Chapel. 21/09/12 8:17:01	17

	Randicapped 13/07/12 19:13:09	16

	Yes, 1000 smurfs died to make this outfit, but it looks fabulous. 28/09/12 11:41:11	6 15

	Star Waltz 31/01/13 13:04:39	13

	Yew-2. 27/09/12 19:20:27	13

	The new Boeing hand-dryer. Powerful. 08/09/12 7:40:35	13

	The vinyl frontier 17/06/12 10:35:42	13

	And just behind them, the raft of Khan. 14/04/13 19:07:03	12

	Ex-spired. 01/12/12 8:55:42	12

	"Everybody freeze!" 20/11/12 12:15:28	11

	creative Shepherd's Pi. 15/06/13 11:09:19	4 10
Shepherd's Pi perhaps ? --Mark England
	One poo under the cuckoo's nest 02/07/12 20:41:10	10

	It took a while, but the Rolling Stones did gather moss eventually. 15/06/12 10:11:01	10

	Boots of a leather flock together. 07/10/12 11:04:54	9

	Sign on the other side of the bridge: "LOSE HEIGHT NOW. ASK ME HOW." 18/06/12 11:22:32	9

	Inside the "Big Bovvered?" house. 19/11/12 13:13:56	8

	The fat man appeared to be asleep, and Emilio the gardener did need a new pair of sandals... 04/09/12 13:20:37	3 8

	Tesco value chops, thighs and bingo wings. 07/08/12 12:01:02	8

	"Nobody puts Baby in a conifer." 15/06/12 6:19:07	4 8

	Does my class look big in this? 08/12/13 9:13:00	7

	This new model enables us to cancel services due to all imaginable conditions. 27/10/12 7:22:58	7

	Something to tickle your tastebuds... 21/10/12 7:42:20	7

	A sure sign that The Eagles have nested here... 27/09/12 19:22:24	7

	"Ca-porcine-o" 23/09/12 15:07:10	7

	"No, I said this WASN'T the photo to print on our family Christmas cards, you bloody idiot!" 23/08/12 21:11:33	1 7

	"This cleaning product, captain - it's non-biological." 17/06/12 10:42:40	7

	Godzilva. 03/01/14 20:16:47	6

	If you think this is bizarre, you should see what happens when it says, "NO". 15/06/13 7:44:24	6

	"They think it's all oven..." 16/05/13 19:21:58	6

	Piranha-colada 26/02/13 21:53:33	6

	Heroes in a halfpipe. 11/11/12 12:21:53	6

	One swallow doesn't make Ann Summers. 14/09/12 22:49:37	6

	"Wig on a rock down to Electric Avenue..." 08/09/12 22:39:43	6

	"There's a brat in m'kitchen, what am I gonna do?" 28/07/12 10:21:24	6

	Duracellulite Bunny 20/07/12 21:41:53	6

	Just another beak in the wall 13/07/12 10:53:56	6

	Deirdre prefered the Hare - he was fast and furious but never came first. 05/07/12 13:09:11	6

	Underground commuting: Watch out for the bends 20/06/12 10:09:00	6

	Snakes and Bladders. 19/06/12 22:35:06	6

	Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the steamroller was no innocent bystander. 19/06/12 11:05:43	6

	Wilson Thicket 15/06/12 10:16:03	6

	Flatten screen TV 25/01/14 12:46:16	5

	It's mannequin there. 23/01/14 22:31:54	5

	"I look up to him because he is first class" "I look down on him because he is second class" 06/12/13 14:20:58	5

	Far from the gloom of Mordor, Sauron's time-share beach apartment. 27/11/13 23:45:59	5

	The graffiti artist clearly suffered from Turrets Syndrome. 26/06/13 11:32:13	5

	"...and that's the last one in. Now we leave her for 15 minutes, at the end of which her arachnophobia will be completely cured..." 03/05/13 20:10:18	5

	ConjureTheMarket.com 15/11/12 12:18:48	5

	Pork chops. 23/08/12 7:24:16	5

	That's why mums go to Poundland. 07/08/12 11:53:45	5

	Fifty spokes of grey. 06/08/12 17:33:48	5

	Vi-kurious 30/06/12 22:22:21	1 5

	Something barrowed, something blue. 18/06/12 21:06:15	5

	"And all because the lady loves Milk Tray... And bananas. And noodles. And crisps. And sausages. And cheese. And bagels. And pickles. And jerky. And celery. And pastries. And..." 14/06/12 6:03:55	5

	Encounters of the furred kind. 03/01/14 20:12:18	4

	Tanya remained stoic, despite having been abandoned by the blue bird of happiness and found by the racoon of abject resignation. 04/12/13 22:03:13	4

	"Well this is tedious," thought the racoon. 04/12/13 22:01:16	4

	Herby. 01/12/13 0:56:34	4

	"Tonight, on 'Date or Cremate?' ..." 22/11/13 21:16:20	4

	"We only recognise 8 planets in this area" 25/06/13 19:46:50	4

	🎵 I like big halibuts an' I cannot lie... 🎵 24/02/13 20:11:22	4

	Velociscraptor 24/02/13 8:08:37	4

	Ass cold in Alex. 15/12/12 18:46:32	4

	Stumped. 25/11/12 12:19:16	4

	Sew what? 12/10/12 13:09:25	4

	Suddenly the smell of fish and vinegar became overpowering. 29/09/12 8:38:07	4

	Whinny-dipping. 28/08/12 17:22:42	4

	"No, Barbara - there's no one else. Why would you think that...?" 18/08/12 7:46:21	4

	"You cannot hangout here." 17/08/12 9:27:59	4

	One cake. Ha ha ha. Two cakes. Ha ha ha. Three cakes. Ha ha ha. Four cakes. Ha ha ha. FIVE cakes. Om-nom-nom-nom... 18/07/12 19:40:10	4

	Where there's muck, there's bras. 11/07/12 17:02:52	4

	Against the lawn of gravity 07/07/12 7:43:40	4

	Beg, steal and barrow 18/06/12 19:55:52	4

	Gone flawed van, damn. 18/06/12 11:17:58	4

	Bush - Live and Unpruned 15/06/12 10:26:25	4

	This most certainly is not the droid I was looking for. 04/12/13 8:14:54	3

	Against type. 03/12/13 12:59:57	3

	Page 234 in the not particularly popular, "Big Book of Using Things That Are Not Deoderant As If They Were Deoderant" 03/12/13 12:58:47	3

	Bloke in background: "I made a shedload of vol-au-f*ing-vents and nobody's even touched them. B*ards." 01/12/13 18:59:04	1 3
I f***ing love this caption! --Michael Winner
	"Ask not for whom the bill tolls..." 22/11/13 21:17:38	3

	The lambs gambled happily across the meadow. 15/06/13 11:12:53	3

	"Sounds like it was a good night... Anyway, the real reason I wanted a quick chat: Janet says she's leaving me." 17/04/13 17:51:39	1 3
Brilliant! --Michael Winner
	The moment before the late Huo Cheng took the photo that won the National Geographic best photo of 2013 award. 02/03/13 7:31:39	3

	Grandalf the very dark grey. 10/02/13 8:58:26	3

	Stepettoe, the toymaker 26/01/13 8:54:52	3

	Canine-stipation. 05/01/13 10:51:37	3

	Mini-Meatloaf 31/12/12 13:20:43	3

	The Union Inn, famed for its jingo nights. 05/12/12 9:20:51	3

	Grim sleeper. 01/12/12 8:57:25	3

	Got any knuckle sandwiches? 19/11/12 13:11:24	3

	Kirk's Drift. 17/11/12 20:57:39	3

	Clash of the tri-tans. 10/10/12 7:44:22	3

	Jim had swung his axe at the tree for hours, and still nothing... 27/09/12 19:27:19	1 3

	They're selling like hot pants. 24/09/12 13:48:04	3

	"IKEA, little silhouetto of a bench..." 21/09/12 14:04:50	3

	Jehovah's Weightwatchers. 31/08/12 16:02:18	3

	101 perambulations. 27/08/12 7:09:57	3

	Stream of consciousness. 09/08/12 10:05:08	3

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last comments (total: 23)

I care about the Smurfs David... but we are a minority. I just wonder how the people who voted for this caption managed to sleep last night?

Tony Busby

29/09/12
9:36am

comment on caption:
Yes, 1000 smurfs died to make this outfit, but it looks fabulous. [Oli Blackwell]

Sometimes I have trouble sleeping when I'm thinking about the smurfs, but I find that if I gargle-mel before turning in, that helps.

Oli Blackwell

29/09/12
9:44am

comment on caption:
Yes, 1000 smurfs died to make this outfit, but it looks fabulous. [Oli Blackwell]

Personally, I find that a shot directly between the eyes is the best way to attain a pristine and unblemished smurf-pelt.

Michael Winner

29/09/12
12:22pm

comment on caption:
Yes, 1000 smurfs died to make this outfit, but it looks fabulous. [Oli Blackwell]

Perhaps just before retiring to bed so that you can be assured of a good night's sleep.

Tony Busby

29/09/12
4:15pm

comment on caption:
Yes, 1000 smurfs died to make this outfit, but it looks fabulous. [Oli Blackwell]

Brilliant!

Michael Winner

18/04/13
7:41am

comment on caption:
"Sounds like it was a good night... Anyway, the real reason I wanted a quick chat: Janet says she's leaving me." [Oli Blackwell]

Shepherd's Pi perhaps ?

Mark England

15/06/13
12:04pm

comment on caption:
Shepherd's Pi. [Oli Blackwell]

'Shepherd's Pi' is brilliant- definitely worth a vote from me :)

Michael Winner

15/06/13
7:44pm

comment on caption:
Shepherd's Pi. [Oli Blackwell]

Thanks very much both. Shouldn't really take credit for this caption - Mark is the one who made it shine. How I didn't spot it myself, I have no idea... smilie face