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"I only asked you to dip the lights".
01/11/14 12:12:03
"So you say that your ex-husband was an expert at training dogs?"
12/03/16 10:02:38
Self assembly chippendale with drawers.
18/10/13 15:39:29
Ironside was inclined to visit Lacoste
01/09/13 7:40:11
"Can I have a look at the log book"?
11/03/16 8:57:44
Ghost train.
17/09/13 11:12:49
"Spot the tree" competition.
25/10/13 23:05:55
...but the earrings were complimentary.
29/12/19 8:11:49
Ami asked me for advice about her sensitive nipples so I told her to try Boots.
28/12/19 22:19:36
Sitting on defense.
02/01/20 12:21:09
"Now we can have a leg each."
25/12/13 12:17:20
They were having a laugh at his expanse.
26/09/13 14:51:17
Rain of terror.
27/02/16 11:06:47
"It all started with a blocked nose."
11/10/13 14:44:19
Late snack.
22/11/13 12:36:53
"I handed over 60 dollars to get my neck fixed, then he made a bolt for it"
28/08/13 14:23:34
"Hello. Is that the Acme Straitjacket Company? Could you tell me the combination number for the CB211 neck shackle please".
11/03/16 14:31:42
Fireman Samba.
13/01/14 5:44:57
For italic letters.
17/10/13 18:29:18
Pack lunch.
01/10/13 21:21:22
"I'm sorry to have stopped you Mr. Kray. There seems to be a slight problem with your twin Reg."
17/10/13 20:28:19
Tiger Wood.
18/09/13 7:39:51
"We should have got the back doors of the minibus fixed earlier"
01/09/13 7:42:37
"I will be home soon. I'm just out stretching my legs".
14/04/24 11:05:02
I would have preferred a happy meal.
02/01/20 20:05:56
Mercedes sale now on. Take a look at our reductions.
09/04/16 15:45:30
SUBaru
01/11/14 12:22:28
Brakes fail on moped.
26/10/13 11:01:17
Speed dating in Newcastle.
26/10/13 9:39:11
Has Herman stolen Simon Cowell's trousers ?
28/08/13 12:07:48
Julie insisted on leaving the tongues in.
28/12/19 22:49:59
Light-fingered.
30/12/17 20:00:48
Aluminimum.
18/03/16 12:34:54
Q/ What's got a bark and pants?A/ ?
26/06/14 22:23:20
Mister Sandman.
28/12/13 14:09:33
96 percent of class 3C pass their bookkeeping test.
26/12/13 21:16:52
"Chow time."
25/12/13 12:50:39
"OK. Where did the mirror go?"
05/11/13 6:46:48
Moonwalk.
26/10/13 9:42:42
Gospel choir are asked to provide their own speech bubbles for caption competition entrants.
10/10/13 20:43:50
Moonlight Sinitta.
26/09/13 21:17:58
Myleane Glass
11/09/13 12:01:29
Ray Reardon is set to make a come-back after Herman asks him for a match.
28/08/13 14:10:35
"I can't shout any louder. I think I'm a little hoarse."
18/08/13 20:52:43
"Ok! We're doing 88mph. You can release the handbrake now."
16/01/14 14:41:27
As the helicopter prepared for its maiden flight, Dave wondered if he had tightened the rotor bolts enough.
18/12/13 20:20:27
Bush tucker.
22/11/13 20:19:06
Ryanair bus stop - No more than 100ml of liquid allowed on board.
22/11/13 9:21:12
Paul Gascoigne's nearest bus stop.
22/11/13 9:13:02
...and black toilet brush missing from shitehouse.
17/10/13 14:22:10
"Who ate all the fries ?"
04/10/13 22:10:34
Table setter
12/09/13 7:23:37
"Why do I always have to pick the wobbly ones?"
10/09/13 21:32:11
"Are you an x-man?" "Yes. I'm now called Rita"
10/09/13 12:31:38
Hey. Thats my daughters handwriting
15/08/13 9:21:07
Rustle brand.
04/01/20 3:21:17
Basil's car.
19/03/16 14:30:36
"...But how does she wipe her bottom?"
18/03/16 20:17:01
"That is disgusting - being out in her knightdress at this time of the day".
18/03/16 10:53:51
Urchin.
17/03/16 20:51:03
Small fry.
17/03/16 20:50:30
Oi! I've just put a pound in that.
10/03/16 19:39:52
Glandioli.
03/04/24 13:07:38
This picture must be a negative.
04/09/21 23:34:41
Accident in the Sunshine state bus.
comment on caption: "We should have got the back doors of the minibus fixed earlier" [mike robb]
Wide did they find it so funny?
comment on caption: They were having a laugh at his expanse. [mike robb]
Clever caption. Was it a tallboy?
comment on caption: Self assembly chippendale with drawers. [mike robb]
No. It's probably not a dresser.
Surely I can't be the only person who likes font gags?
comment on caption: For italic letters. [mike robb]
If no one else votes, I'll contact the serif court.
Looks in a bad mood, maybe he's a cross dresser?
I wonder if that is Mr Smith.
comment on caption: "Hello. Is that the Acme Straitjacket Company? Could you tell me the combination number for the CB211 neck shackle please". [mike robb]
probably, cribbing is a fail in escapology, but I like the bounce off my caption it's really cool & will vote under discuss
The "straitjacket" caption was the FIRST caption = fri @ 14.31.The "Houdini" caption was later = fri @ 15.53.
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Accident in the Sunshine state bus.
10:48am
comment on caption:
"We should have got the back doors of the minibus fixed earlier" [mike robb]
Wide did they find it so funny?
7:35pm
comment on caption:
They were having a laugh at his expanse. [mike robb]
Clever caption. Was it a tallboy?
3:56pm
comment on caption:
Self assembly chippendale with drawers. [mike robb]
No. It's probably not a dresser.
4:28pm
comment on caption:
Self assembly chippendale with drawers. [mike robb]
Surely I can't be the only person who likes font gags?
6:16pm
comment on caption:
For italic letters. [mike robb]
If no one else votes, I'll contact the serif court.
6:43pm
comment on caption:
For italic letters. [mike robb]
Looks in a bad mood, maybe he's a cross dresser?
9:03pm
comment on caption:
Self assembly chippendale with drawers. [mike robb]
I wonder if that is Mr Smith.
4:51pm
comment on caption:
"Hello. Is that the Acme Straitjacket Company? Could you tell me the combination number for the CB211 neck shackle please". [mike robb]
probably, cribbing is a fail in escapology, but I like the bounce off my caption it's really cool & will vote under discuss
4:37pm
comment on caption:
"Hello. Is that the Acme Straitjacket Company? Could you tell me the combination number for the CB211 neck shackle please". [mike robb]
The "straitjacket" caption was the FIRST caption = fri @ 14.31.
The "Houdini" caption was later = fri @ 15.53.
4:50pm
comment on caption:
"Hello. Is that the Acme Straitjacket Company? Could you tell me the combination number for the CB211 neck shackle please". [mike robb]