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"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland."

Paul Woolley 10/09/13 19:06:52

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Is her maiden name Morrison?--Smuldo

"I'm hoping to take her up the Aisle later"

Gordon Bannerman 10/09/13 19:20:24

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I fancied going to Highbury to watch the match, and I asked my girlfriend if she wanted me to take her up the Arsenal.<br /><br />She slapped me across the face and stormed out. I'm guessing she must be a Tottenham fan.--Paul Woolley

"Sorry mate, I didn't realise I'd picked a ginger one. I've kept the receipt..."

Paul Woolley 10/09/13 19:32:35

Tom took his own bag to the supermarket

Paul Reeve 10/09/13 19:09:04

"Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area"

Gordon Bannerman 10/09/13 19:20:51

You have to admire her determination to not get left on the shelf

Brian Malco 10/09/13 19:00:31

Trolley Dolly.

Tracy Davidson 10/09/13 19:01:13

"Why do I always have to pick the wobbly ones?"

mike robb 10/09/13 21:32:11

Picked up a 'bag for life'.

John Llamas 10/09/13 19:28:10

They'd only been married 6 months and Jan was already sick of being pushed about.

Tony Busby 10/09/13 19:17:49

Rio unveil their top of the range equipment for the 2016 Paralympics.

Tracy Davidson 10/09/13 19:03:35

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