"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland."

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"This is my girlfriend. I love her just a Lidl. She Asda be the best girl I've ever met. I couldn't think of anyone Nisa. I could look into her eyes Aldi. She's always in a hurry though. I'm forever saying 'Waitrose'. But she's usually Co-operative. We're getting married soon. She's taking her girly friends on a hen weekend to a Spar and then we're having our honeymoon in Iceland."

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last comments (total: 4)

Is her maiden name Morrison?

10/09/13
7:09pm

This one in 6 seconds has really raised the bar.

10/09/13
7:26pm

it's 6 minutes John ...very pedestrian even for someone pushing a trolley.

[anon]

10/09/13
7:30pm

She don't sound all that, I'd give her the push.

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10/09/13
7:46pm

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