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	Terry had been talking for 48 minutes. The other two members of the rambling club are thinking he may have misunderstood the advert... 23/07/15 7:02:08	13

	Mate, take those shades off, they make you look well stupid. 16/07/15 7:01:22	13

	HMS Pinafore 26/06/15 7:00:04	13

	lol clever Trev had prepared all he could. He awaited the NatWest Small Business Advisor with high hopes. 25/06/15 11:03:31	13

	Bruce Four-sight 23/06/15 19:00:07	1 13

	Charles is slowly losing his heir. 13/08/24 7:01:37	12

	Beakini 17/05/24 19:03:52	12

	Welcome to your new pad 26/04/24 7:03:26	1 12
I thought it was Lily's pad. --Dave Bryan
	Sudden Darth 24/04/24 11:05:22	12

	creative 10. Crapper's Delight 9. Knowing wee, knowing poo 8. Skids in America 7. Chain Reaction 6. Bog on the Tyne 5. Pooper don't preach 4. Wipe out 3. Purple Strain 2. Sit down (James) And this week's number one is Pink with I wanna start a shite 10/04/24 19:17:47	12

	No wonder their prices are astronomical 20/03/24 12:05:43	12

	Mewcastle United 16/02/24 20:01:51	12

	Pigs might fly 04/02/24 8:10:02	12

	Pull over please sir, your rhea bumper has a crack in it. 01/02/24 21:10:11	1 12
Haha love it. Rhea-rly funny. --Maggie Just-Maggie
	It's a Ford Angler 18/06/23 7:19:11	2 12

	Instructions: place birdhouses two feet up on the wall. 15/12/22 12:06:38	12

	That's what I call an organ grinder. 12/05/22 19:19:02	12

	It gets VERY lonely in this lighthouse... 03/03/22 20:11:13	1 12

	creative This is what happens when Batman leaves Alfred in charge at the Batcave. 06/10/21 19:00:34	12

	"So that's what they eat..." 28/07/21 11:02:21	12

	That silent scream when a toddler stands on your toe but you don't want to hurt their feelings. 20/08/20 7:33:50	12

	Ethel was delighted to have won a year's supply of ice cream in a competition - until she received it. She didn't read the small print... 16/06/20 11:53:46	1 12

	Nissan deny employing underqualified staff. 11/03/20 12:03:22	12

	This must be the ring road. 09/03/20 8:07:44	12

	Bloody hell Steve, just buy a lawnmower. 05/02/20 12:00:35	12

	lol Bloody hell Tom, what sort of dating site are you on? 08/01/20 22:20:26	12

	Worst weekend's fishing ever. 05/01/20 12:28:13	12

	"Right boys, quick, I've only got 5 minutes. Who needs phones, who needs drugs?" 04/11/19 8:12:25	12

	and PC Pipes was our lead singer 27/09/19 11:00:53	12

	"I suggest you get out of the children's ride sir and go back to tending your bees". 19/09/19 19:07:07	12

	He's light beers away from home. 21/08/19 11:09:02	12

	And this year's winner of the Tour de Sahara is... 26/07/19 8:20:00	12

	For a while after Naomi was sacked from the care home, the residents lived on soup and custard. 19/06/19 7:13:22	12

	It's a lot less bovver with a hover. 24/04/19 7:09:21	1 12

	When Martin started his world record dive from the plane, the tide was in. 06/04/19 7:05:27	12

	Stephen Hawking's will didn't make for easy reading 14/03/19 20:03:30	12

	"He's got the whole world in his pan". 17/02/19 20:01:29	12

	Mount Rush-snore 16/02/19 20:02:42	12

	"There's an empty case next to it." "That's Bobby Charlton's hair." 03/02/19 11:36:48	12

	Hurry up John, she'll be coming round in a minute, when she comes. 15/12/18 8:56:51	12

	"Two eggs on toast for table 8, full English and a coffee on table 3 and get a room for table 5." 12/12/18 9:18:03	2 12
I think table 5 fancied crumpet --John Llamas
	Mick Dragger 09/10/18 7:05:48	12

	Apple bobbing 29/09/18 19:06:07	12

	You won't forget your P.E. shorts again will you Steve? 23/09/18 19:22:10	12

	"How's the bike?" "Yeah, running really well." 20/09/18 11:16:44	12

	These two were never going to win the 3-legged race. 11/09/18 7:03:24	12

	lol Our storage facilities are unmatched. Find out how much you can cram in your Anus today. 11/06/18 11:14:15	12

	lol Call it men's intuition, but I think this lady should be given the remote control, chocolate and an hour alone. 05/04/18 7:03:02	12

	Don't worry about him. His bark's worse than his bike. 03/02/18 9:26:19	12

	"Have you got the chain that goes with it?" 20/08/17 20:09:29	12

	lol Dad was trying on his leopard print budgie smugglers before they went on hols. 08/02/17 12:04:13	1 12
Still chuckling at this. Thanks for the laugh. :D --Pussy Galore
	Check your speedo-meter 04/02/17 12:01:07	12

	Please Trevor. Just buy me a hairdryer. 26/12/16 20:00:27	1 12
Great minds think alike. I was going to use the same idea. --Pussy Galore
	lol I had to dump it after he sat on it naked in that pinny. 04/09/16 7:14:55	1 12
WANTED - Sofa, chair or beanbag.. --Andrea Hickling
	Surplus toe requirements 15/08/16 11:00:07	12

	Not as catchy as 'Free Nelson Mandela' but we'll give it a go. 06/08/16 11:57:02	12

	lol The bell is for me not you. Trust me, I am prepared to wait all night if we need to... 17/01/16 21:12:54	12

	Trailer trashed. 01/10/15 19:00:41	12

	You think this is clever? Who do you think set the timer on the camera? 04/08/15 19:06:49	1 12
lol....only if he could also use the toilet --Dev B
	Murray Walker. 02/08/15 15:32:14	12

	Mexican food? Yeah, my mate swears by it. 06/07/15 19:33:28	12

	Museum of spine art. 29/04/15 12:09:40	12

	clever Chairman Miaow 25/05/24 19:02:01	11

	Rook, dont touch. 17/05/24 19:07:01	11

	Captain Llamerica 09/05/24 11:00:36	11

	"Just off to water the plants". 04/05/24 7:06:46	2 11

	Bruce Wee 01/03/24 20:03:29	11

	That's funny, my stars did say that cancer will be present in Uranus. 06/02/24 8:12:18	11

	Ampu-tea 23/01/24 20:01:36	11

	For God's sake Dave, just get one with an airbag. 25/12/23 20:07:43	11

	I just can't work out why our funeral range is selling so badly. 03/01/23 20:09:01	11

	lol Moving in a hurry? Call Darwin Removals, the natural selection. 28/12/22 8:23:38	11

	Storm pooper 11/12/22 12:04:09	11

	lol Sir, please leave and never come back to Wickes again. 13/05/22 11:26:59	11

	Is there an easier way to make a chicken shadow on the wall? 15/04/22 11:15:29	1 11
Yep, get a chicken. --John Glover
	No, the sex is awful but by God she's handy to have about when I can't open a jar of pickles. 11/04/22 19:31:38	11

	"SIMPLFFF" "Don't speak with your mouth full". 07/04/22 19:10:49	11

	"My opinion is that you are sex obsessed." "What are you basin that on?" 18/03/22 8:06:20	11

	"Hello, is that 'Just Eat?' May one have 10 grouse, a pot of Earl Grey, some pheasant crisps and a Big Mac?" 15/03/22 8:45:07	11

	When word went around that someone was photo bombing the army's social media pics, it didn't take long to find the Insta Gator. 09/10/21 7:31:39	11

	"It's fine darling, I just think it's a bit risky to wear to the gun club lunch is all." 05/10/21 11:24:05	11

	"FENTOOOOON! FENTON!!" 04/09/21 11:03:07	4 11
"Different dog", Anon? I thought at first it was an American butler. --Molly R
	Of course she's frozen, she's quite clearly suffered a stroke. 17/07/21 7:47:49	11

	The natural reaction when you see a great white. 04/08/20 7:51:28	11

	It was here this morning! I mean how do you even lose a watermelon? 23/06/20 7:36:02	11

	I love all animals, but if there's one phobia I can't get past, it's sphere of dogs. 08/06/20 11:01:18	11

	The last thing that Susan at the Job Centre said was "dress up, make a huge impression when you walk through the door." 02/06/20 7:11:30	11

	lol When your colleagues call an impromptu emergency Zoom meeting at the wrong time. 13/05/20 11:36:06	11

	She hasn't got a problem, but she does have 4 baths a day. 17/02/20 20:01:24	11

	It's Raleigh cold out 05/01/20 8:38:14	11

	It's exactly 3.142 inches across. 02/01/20 8:33:56	11

	Sorry miss, I thought it was a pencil case. 24/10/19 8:06:04	11

	She just wants some action, man. 17/09/19 7:03:18	11

	I went to the fair and won a goldfish. That sucks. 30/08/19 11:00:16	11

	...and 20 Brothmans 28/08/19 11:05:53	11

	Well of course you're still not getting any sleep, they go in your ears Nan. 16/07/19 7:34:42	2 11

	Amazing. I've never seen a saveloy in the wild before. 08/07/19 11:02:45	11

	That's inflation for you. It used to be a four-head. 07/07/19 19:27:16	11

	He's off to Lapland. That new pole dancing club. 13/06/19 19:12:49	11

	It's ok sir, as large scale metal theft goes, this is your first, a fence. 11/05/19 7:20:59	11

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last comments (total: 379)

I thought it was Lily's pad.

Dave Bryan

26/04/24
7:26am

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Welcome to your new pad [Dan Nicholls]

Great caption, Dan. For me, this is exactly what a caption should be. Something that makes you think of a situation, and laugh at it. Damn shame it didn't make the monthly shortlist.

James Lennox

29/04/24
6:39am

comment on caption:
"Woken up with worse, I have" [Dan Nicholls]

Thanks James. My first instinct is always to pun, I have to fight it, like my very own 'dark side' 🤣

(caption author)

29/04/24
10:58am

comment on caption:
"Woken up with worse, I have" [Dan Nicholls]

A "Devine-Sea" Illusion.

[anon]

01/05/24
6:40pm

comment on caption:
I know her eyes follow you round the room, but I didn't expect her to wave. [Dan Nicholls]

Ha - I feel your pain!

Johnny Goode

02/05/24
7:53pm

comment on caption:
Oh I don't know, Gulliver's f*cking dolls house. I give up. [Dan Nicholls]

"The Flower Pot'ty."

[anon]

05/05/24
1:44pm

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"Just off to water the plants". [Dan Nicholls]

Flowers everywhere... works with my Aim.

[anon]

05/05/24
1:44pm

comment on caption:
"Just off to water the plants". [Dan Nicholls]

It'd be awesome if they advertised the discontinued cat food Top Cat.

For many years whilst the consumer pet product existed, it was the reason why Top Cat was referred to as Boss Cat here to save on confusion or that there was any association product placement wise